lots more sex

designated anti-moffat sideblog /j • he/they • 18+ but my blog is a solid PG-13

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

There's something about forehead touches that's gayer than kissing

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

There's something about kissing that's more heterosexual than holding hands

[stellacartography]

And then there's...

The Pinky Touch

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

😳 the pinky touch

[deckhanddandy]

The seamen pumped vigorously, did they?

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

He came on deck again?

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Damn, these conspiracy theories really make my

[compiler-specific]

No, we don't need to get "regular porn" back on this website. I mean, sure it should be permitted, but esoteric bizarrely sensual videos of industrial processes & oozing goops which challenge the very notion of "pornography" are actually far superior to the derivative drivel from profit-oriented studios like Brazzers and Bang Bros

no need for tags this'll find its audience

[hound-slut]

Unironically I've come to love tumblrs surreal exploration of the erotic and explicit in the face of a draconian ban on adult content.

The Machine That Will Eat Your Hand crushing fifteen cans of paint captures more of a primal sexual feeling than I could ever get from standard porn

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is a lemon

From what I can tell on tumblr, it's a demon that goons on trucks.

[shinesurge]

Bad sex scenes are fun to make fun of but I think one of the easy reasons they are frequently awful is that there's no narrative energy to them. I picked up on this by studying combat scenes and I think the problems that show up are really similar; there's this thing writers do where they treat these kinds of sequences differently than the rest of their work, the scenes feel like they exist outside the regular narrative and writers just pause the story while they happen. People are always complaining about fighting and sex in stories being "boring and a waste of time" and that's not an inherent function of these mechanics, that means writers aren't approaching them with the same thoughtfulness as the narrative, and the audience can feel it.

The sex is an interaction, and interactions should illuminate things! It's still beholden to the plot/characterization/worldbuilding rule, we should always be communicating some kind of new information or reinforcing what is already understood. You are having 2+ personalities strip down and communicate with their bodies what are they SAYING. It doesn't have to be anything profound, even just communicating to the audience "i think this person doing this thing is hot" counts; wanting the reader to get off to something is a perfectly respectable goal that can keep us on track if you're aware of it. But the writer so frequently has NO IDEA what they're actually trying to say, what the goal of the scene is beyond fucking or fighting, so we end up with bland interfacing between characters who could be replaced by any other characters doing the same thing anywhere else. It isn't hot or interesting to be directionless, pick an intention and go.

[stellanslashgeode]

True. Sex scenes should have narrative beats. They should have ramping action and pauses and declining tension like action scenes.

[frogayyyy]

When he heard the death rattle, Gilgamesh moaned

like a dove. His face grew dark. “Beloved,

wait, don't leave me. Dearest of men,

don't die, don't let them take you from me.”

(from Stephen Mitchell's translation of Gilgamesh)

[anotherlesbiandied]

i dont comprehend how u could ship riker and troi when ur a lesbian and troi x crusher is right there

riker and troi may be a "straight" relationship (they're both bisexual in my heart) but they are also a spirk allegory. we must never forget that they are a spirk allegory.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

#they just have such a saw you across the bar and really like your vibe energy as a couple that they literally can't be a straight couple

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

#the true nature of their relationship is that they really are on constant alert for their third

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[dykerory]

An insane mutual will have you wanting to post more insane so they feel they’ve invested well in your mutual ship

[dykerory]

I also wear black when a mutual unfollows

[anotherlesbiandied]

i dont comprehend how u could ship riker and troi when ur a lesbian and troi x crusher is right there

riker and troi may be a "straight" relationship (they're both bisexual in my heart) but they are also a spirk allegory. we must never forget that they are a spirk allegory.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

#they just have such a saw you across the bar and really like your vibe energy as a couple that they literally can't be a straight couple

@enzymedevice

[justpicksomething]

ok yeah Kirk and Spock def hugged this week and that was nice, but also Spock jumping to conclusions that Kirk was a hallucination brought on not only by the intoxicating gas but also because a remanent of him was left in Spock during a mind meld and of course he hallucinated Kirk to “fill an emotional void” but then also in the end credits when they’re playing rock paper scissors and Kirk intertwines his two fingers with Spock’s two fingers

like fuck the hug there was much more to be flailing and screaming and throwing up about

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Spirk scissoring pwp 500 words

[anotherlesbiandied]

i dont comprehend how u could ship riker and troi when ur a lesbian and troi x crusher is right there

riker and troi may be a "straight" relationship (they're both bisexual in my heart) but they are also a spirk allegory. we must never forget that they are a spirk allegory.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Penis delirious. Vageenus so clearious.

[zoesupreme]

had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke

[zoesupreme]

if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Jet fuel can't melt steel fists