had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke
if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that
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had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke
if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that
Jet fuel can't melt steel fists
it really is impossible to end a sex scene like Ok and then the goo did come out. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
People browsing the orgasm denial tag won't be
God gives her fattest asses to her sluttiest soldiers
thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge
I had this freshman tell me she “couldn’t” audition because she was too scared of the stage, and might have a panic attack. I asked how she felt about walking around onstage in costume and not saying any lines. That was fine. I was like okay awesome let’s lay some groundwork now and maybe senior year you can have like three lines!
I remember this kid who came into an audition and froze up, just couldn’t speak. Competent reader and speaker but when people were watching she couldn’t do a thing.
We cast her anyway, in a chorus role. Offered her lots of support and encouragement and kindness and grace.
At the next audition she whispered. Anyone who had never seen her before would have thought she was the most nervous kid there. But the directing team was abuzz afterward. Did you see? She did it! Once or twice I could actually almost hear her! Amazing.
Got cast again, in a chorus role. She’d been making friends with the other kids, and they offered her encouragement too.
And the next audition we said wow I can hear her! She’s speaking! Let’s give her a handful of lines! She can do it!
Anyway as a mentor in the performing arts these things are huge wins for me. Some kids are competent and confident performers at 7 or 8 almost by nature. Others, even much older kids and adults, have to make progress by inches. But progress is exciting! The only place to go is up!
If a student is encouraged properly, theatre is one of the best sources of self-esteem, self-reflection, and both spontaneous and rehearsed eloquence/comprehensibility that there is. It truly could be considered a cornerstone for communication disciplines of all kinds if it just attracted the right people to teach it. (Unfortunately a lot of people are attracted to directing for a sense of power over others, and not an interest in mentoring and coaching.)
SORRY, MY SEXY TOPSTITCHING I GUESS
They're oppressing tops for having hobbies now
''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.
the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.
don't be a regretzel
Start HRT today
Dax was born in 2018. Their first host was Lela in 2168. Curzon was the seventh host and joined in 2286. Jadzia was the eighth host and joined in 2367. Ezri was the ninth host and joined in 2375. That means that not only was Curzon the longest host at 81 years, but that Dax went though 6 different hosts in just 118 years. That's an average of one host every 19 years. Take out bad boy Joran (who was only host for six months) and that's still just an average of 23 years.
Damn, Dax, what the fuck were you doing to your hosts before Curzon arrived?
This actually gets funnier the more you look into it because Lela Dax died in 2226 after being a host for 66 years. Torias became host in 2284. That means Dax burned through Tobin, Emony, and Audrid in just 58 years.
Jadzia broke the cycle by being the first host not to be fucked to death
Not for lack of trying
Dax was born in 2018. Their first host was Lela in 2168. Curzon was the seventh host and joined in 2286. Jadzia was the eighth host and joined in 2367. Ezri was the ninth host and joined in 2375. That means that not only was Curzon the longest host at 81 years, but that Dax went though 6 different hosts in just 118 years. That's an average of one host every 19 years. Take out bad boy Joran (who was only host for six months) and that's still just an average of 23 years.
Damn, Dax, what the fuck were you doing to your hosts before Curzon arrived?
This actually gets funnier the more you look into it because Lela Dax died in 2226 after being a host for 66 years. Torias became host in 2284. That means Dax burned through Tobin, Emony, and Audrid in just 58 years.
Jadzia broke the cycle by being the first host not to be fucked to death
is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur
is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.
THE VULCANS HID MY POST FOR HAND CRIMES????
THE VULCANS HID MY POST FOR HAND CRIMES????
never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet
"im Trying to Spread Love and peace And kindness Across the globe But this stupid Fuckig pussy keeps Getting wet" then do it wet
dear smut writers,
to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever
a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes
so when you say things like this:
I am imagining things like this:
Is this what they mean by CNC kink?