Spock: Captain, why are you still in bed? You are due on the bridge soon
Kirk: i’ve had it Mr. Spock<3! It’s TOO COLD. i’m not leaving my blanket until this damn life support system is FIXED!!
Kirk: I mean, how long does it take to repair a thermal unit! We’re in space for pete’s sake!
Kirk: I mean seriously! We can put a man on Qo’noS, but we can’t keep him warm while doing it?
Kirk: I think that Starfleet just wants us to SUFFER. They have NO idea what it’s like out here!
Kirk: sometimes I think we should just BLOW UP THE SUN! Then maybe they’d start showing a little empathy!
Spock: Captain, we are not going to blow up the sun
Kirk: I know Mr. Spock<3, it’s just an expression.
Kirk: my point is that we deserve some semblance of human comfort! Aren’t we living breathing people with basic inalienable rights and needs?
Spock: yes Captain, I agree, you are definitely a person
Kirk: thank you Mr. Spock<3
Spock: Of course Jim<3
Sulu: so where to Captain?
Kirk: I DON’T KNOW, PLEASE! JUST SOME PLACE WARM!
People kept getting at my insta stories with comments about Vulcan physiology, so I made a follow up comic.
It’s Cold Mr. Spock<3 (addendum)
Kirk: hey, what gives Mr. Spock<3? Isn’t your home planet covered in volcanoes?! Why aren’t you cold?
Spock: on the contrary, Wilkins are particularly sensitive to cold. However, mental discipline allows us to endure many discomforts.
Kirk: WAIT! So you actually ARE cold! Mr. Spock<3!!!
Kirk: do not fret, sweet Mr. Spock <3? I will keep you warm
Spock: Captain pls. That is hardl-
Everyone: well I’ll keep you warm spock you are important to us
Spock: w-who is steering the ship?