EGGS AND HASH BROWNS PLEASE

(30, she/her) [May reblog 18+ content, minors DNI] One Piece, Keroro Gunsou, Homestuck, Zelda, Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, Gravity Falls, Elder Scrolls, Fallout 4, Trailer Park Boys, and other things. I post my own art occasionally. Header image by me.

[ygoandchill]

can't believe someone paid me real money to draw radiostatic in their wedding coded suits, life is good

[dogpuppy]

Confirmed. Paul is no longer among the living.

[arkanaea]

Wasn’t allowed to reblog this but I want yall to see it

Edit for everyone interpreting this as cheap: the 7.99 is just for the sweet potato wedges.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[saviorofthewakingworld]

my fanart.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[dogpuppy]

[ribbonrevolver]

would any dororo fans in the audience be interested in buying my unwanted dororo gashapon prizes :3 i have them on my depop here pls peruse my wares

[giulia-lo-art]

Staring

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

[keroarchives]

shoulder tote bag (cospa)

source

[random-deer]

Sooo romantic

[indigosfindings]

also i love when tv shows signify that a new scene is immediately post-sex by cutting to a shot of two characters falling face-up into bed next to each other. it always makes me imagine that for them, sex must have taken the form of levitating supine above the mattress shoulder-to-shoulder, staring at the ceiling & not touching or acknowledging each other

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[dailyalastor]

[lochness-png]

op turned off reblogs but i needed this

[wiseguynephile]

flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic, and my mom caught on that I had The Gender (which she was super supportive about, tbc), but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms