IT'S ME, SPIDER-MAN.

TRENT EVAN EVANS. 20. TRASH BAG. Yo, the name is Trent, and I'm chillin' up in Hamilton. I'm that tattooed guy with the bad attitude that everybody talks shit about. I like to smoke, drink, get inked, and party. Spider-Man is everythin'. If you like weed, then hit me up. We can smoke together and talk about conspiracy theories. Also Marvel. 👽👫 ❤ ✌

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@harleycc: @trentevanz I AM GLAD U ASKED

@harleycc: @trentevanz it's gonna be a TELETHON for a charity of my choice

@trentevanz: @harleycc Oooh, that sounds awesome! I hope it goes well.

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@averylhudson: @trentevanz I still don't think that's a thing anymore but yes, #RIP.

@trentevanz: @averylhudson Ya just never know. A lot of things come back into style years later.

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@harleycc: ANNOUCeMENT: "CHILLIN WITH HARLEY" will RETURN THE FRIDAY AFTER SPRING BREAK FOR A SPECIAL CHARITY EPISODE

@trentevanz: @harleycc Charity episode? What's gonna be happening?

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@averylhudson: If anybody needs me, I've turned into a burrito in my bed. #RIPavery

@trentevanz: @averylhudson Better than being beheaded. #RIP

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 lunansley:

WAIT. Am I a squid or a tuna?? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.

MAYBE you’re both! You’re a.... 

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TUNUID.

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 averylhudson:

At least if the Queen of England was babysitting you you’d get to mess with the royal guard!

I think you can get beheaded for shit like that, but at least I’ll die a crazy cool death. Ned Stark style.

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 violinistnat:

Sloppy much?

Me, or the alcohol? ‘Cause I agree, the alcohol was very sloppy.

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 loupucks:

Alcohol is your friend, it’s not it’s fault that you didn’t treat it right last night.

If you were to open up an investigation, I think you’d find that it was the alcohol that turned on it’s ol’ buddy, Trent.

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 nickyrevans:

Dude. Bro day doesn’t have to involve tequila. Or any alcohol, you know. 

My bad. I forget that people don’t always have to be intoxicated to have fun.

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 gabpez:

I have no idea, since I’m definitely not one of them, but they’re probably curious about how people who do drink feel. There’s only one way for them to truly find out, but people are gonna do what they want, right? So, you just voluntarily got down on the floor and started sliding around? I doubt they’ve destroyed it… If anything, it’ll end up on YouTube before the week is through.

Hmm, guess so. Not really sure that I could live my life without havin’ a drink, and gettin’ drunk at least once. The curiosity would get the better of me. I lay on the floor for awhile. It was cold against my warm face. Isn’t that illegal?

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TEXTS ✉️ TRALEX

Alex: I'm not sure I believe you.

Trent: You probably shouldn't, because I can't predict the future. Just tryna be reassuring.

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 lunansley:

What? No! Doesn’t not knowing what you’re doing make your brain hurt? I KNOW THAT TRENT BUT I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO MEET ONE. THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WITHOUT THE CIA AND IT’S GOING TO BE ALL YOUR FAULT.

Touché, my lil’ tuna fish. I think math would hurt my head no matter what. WHAT IF THE ALIENS DON’T WANNA BE MET? WHAT IF THEY’RE HAPPY CHILLIN’ IN SPACE WITH THEIR MARIJUANA? IT’S NOT GONNA BE MY FAULT! I NEVER PUT THE MATCHES IN YOUR HANDS, LUNA ANSLEY HAYSQUIDWARD.

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 sodapperlyblaine:

One step ahead of you! I’ve already very recently marathoned through Game of Thrones prompted both by the lead up to my dragon movie night and a debate over why Sansa is the most under appreciated character with Lisbon. I’m saving my next marathon for leading up to the new season.

Oh. Sansa. I’m not gonna lie to you, Blaine, ‘cause you seem like a cool guy. So, I’m gonna be real here and say that I think Sansa is a tool. I mean, I prefer her in the more recent seasons, that’s for sure, so maybe I shoulda said was a tool. But in season one? I despised her. She’s definitely not as bad as some characters, though. My favorite is Tyrion. Who’s yours? 

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 hamiltonsclarington:

Pink is a great color until a large portion of your clothing happens to be said color. Why limit yourself to clothing, when boxers happen to be the only clothing needed.

You should probably buy new clothes. Keep the pink items for Wednesdays, though. I agree, but sometimes it gets cold when you’re wearing nothin’ but boxers. I don’t want my nips to fall off, ja feel?

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 averylhudson:

Please call me, or somebody, next time you decide to get really drunk. You clearly need somebody sober to keep you from making a fool of yourself.

I did call someone. I told them I was more sober than bread. I lied. Lets be honest, I’d even make a fool of myself if the Queen of England was babysittin’ me. I’m a reckless mess. Send me to rehab.

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 notedwardcullen:

Jesus, now I have those images in my head, thanks Trent.

You’re welcome. I’m here to provide great entertainment all day everyday. Unless I’m sleepin’.

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 melissastjames:

Because we’re never going to learn that lesson ever in our entire lives. Well, that seems odd but amusing to see. Too bad no one got it on film.

Maybe I will, just to prove everyone wrong. I didn’t find it very amusin’, but the people workin’ behind the counter did. Domino’s have it on film, but I doubt they’re ever gonna let anyone who ain’t the cops see.