This is my haven. Of shit. My shaven.

I use tumblr to reblog funny things I see. It's mostly for my friend's benefit, but it's a good time nevertheless. I wouldn't follow me. My blog sucks.

[sparecrew]

[good-gamers]

[shed-some-light]

based da vinkis per usual

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

So I clicked the link & this comment nearly killed me:

Nomi had me in the first half, not gonna lie

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

[ragingmasochist]

always read the subreddit name jesus fucking christ

[the-memedaddy]

[necrophagesaint]

[teaforce-steph]

Bocchi the Rock!

...Oh no, she's Melting.

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dreamofbecoming]

[naamahdarling]

Sadly due to circumstances beyond my control, I am cant elope. :(

[buffaluff]

[bupiti]

Keep reading

[nickyflowers]

[nickyflowers]

of all the videos to appear on my dashboard tonight… like reuniting with an old friend. Binch 🥹

[commiescummie]

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

[teacupfulofstarshine]

other favorites include

- “moo juice!”

- E G G - G I E

- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR

[only-in-movies]

- Floof powder

[angryalliterations-deactivated2]

F I R E

[xanthumn]

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

Other highlights:

“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)

“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”

“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”

“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”

[zwoelffarben]

“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”

[acfan120]

“DEMON BABY!!”

(x)

[kittensnax]

[1sovereign-deactivated20251229]

[holythefirm-deactivated20200829]

She needs to relax her shoulders

[1sovereign-deactivated20251229]

her dad died

[holythefirm-deactivated20200829]

Okay….ummmm…the tension she’s carrying isn’t gonna bring him back lol..

[nflstreet]

charizard with the vlone

[pattern-recognition]

anime girls are drinking too many monsters and redbulls can you draw them enjoying a nice glass or water or juice for a change

[redchrominance]

source

[smittyandsaturn]

No more.

[arcadetheatre]

My Purple Pikmin when I tell him he has to cross 7 lanes of heavy traffic across 2 highways to retrieve a strawberry 15 miles away.

[nintoonerart]

remember to keep your pockets organised, lads 🍊