Your Imagination Is Your Limit

Peroxide is really good at getting blood out of clothes...

Nothing specific, just a few loose ends with some people I’d like to tie.

Oh boo, those are no fun. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Peroxide is really good at getting blood out of clothes...

The best discoveries are usually accidental. I’ll make a note of that, I’m going to need it in the coming few weeks.

Ooo, now you've gotten me interested. Is there something going on in the next few weeks that I should be aware of?

Peroxide is really good at getting blood out of clothes...

You’re kidding. That’s handy.

#i had the same problem!#but look!#i helped us both :3

Bit off an accidental discovery. Needless to say there was a fight, clothes got a little bloody, bottle of peroxide fell onto my shirt and ta-dah. Good as new.

Peroxide is really good at getting blood out of clothes...

Who knew.

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#self

Better run Dalgaard.

Presents are fun to wrap…and the giving thing is supposed to make people feel good. Maybe you can get him in time for Thanksgiving and make it a Thanksgiving present! Which, I don’t think those exist but Christmas is too far away so for now I’ll say the closest holiday. Well you win the award for the most organized crazy brain I’ve seen. I’ll get you a pretty blue ribbon and maybe even a shiny trophy about it.

And this is why you are my favorite person! You’re nice to me and give me lovely gifts that I get to pick out. I appreciate that. Awh well boo that guy. If his mind wasn’t so stoic then I would snap him like a twig and have him hand delivered to us. But it’s hard to peel his head back. I’m making that one of my goals to do, getting into the black winged angel’s mind. Fights are always fun. I don’t think most of them realize that that’s what makes it entertaining. Seeing them struggle and watching them yell at you. It’s the fun part about all this. Well if we did find something to do with angel baby then, even though you don’t hurt children, we could tell him we did something to it. Lie, you know. If he’s a mamma bird then that’ll make him go nuts, don’t you think? I’d find that fun to see. Oh but the second option is good too. Pulling apart lovers is such an entertainment.

#oh my god #if these two were together LA itself would burn to the ground #here honey I got you a present for our anniversary #ooo what is it?#the head of the president

Who says Thanksgiving gifts have to exist? I say we do what ever the hell we want and destroy anyone who says differently. If you want a Thanksgiving present then I'm going to get you a fucking Thanksgiving present with a green bow. I like the sound of that too, I might even put it on a nice shelf right next to the wing.

See, I'm not even sure that guy has a mind to fuck with. He just seems so...dead. Not much fun to play with if you can't get a good response from him. I wish you the best of luck with that guy and hopefully he proves to be a hell of a lot more fun than he looks which isn't really saying much. That's the thrill of it, isn't it? The chase, the games. It makes it much more exciting that way, hearing them scream and call out for help. Music to my ears. That could prove very interesting leverage for him, to make him think we crushed his little egg. We'd have to use team work though, in both cases. The angel is strong but the fallen is stronger, the fallen is fast but the angel is faster. They're brothers, you see. I've been playing around with them long enough to know how both of them play the game. We would never be able to pull this off alone, but together....I think we might just have the upper hand.

Better run Dalgaard.

Yeah seems like a guy people would know. He’s gotta pretty little face, you’ll know him from somewhere, I’m sure. Oh, you know how I love bows on my presents! Make it a green one, yeah? It’s a green bow sorta month. Well forgive me for not saying thank you, then. It is quite a fabulous place to have. I’m sure you’ve got a good mind too that’s got a lot of the same thoughts just a little more organized.

That sounds like a rush. Sign me up! True… wish there were more wings to have so you could cut up some and leave others for prizes. But that’s a good idea I like your thinking. Course, you already knew that. I get to choose my color? How exciting. Now that I think about it, there is one more color I’ve seen if you can get the black wings off that older one. But between the white and the eagle…hmmm. Give me a while to think about that one. I’ll get back to you on it as soon as I can.

A green bow, huh? I can do that. Now I feel inclined to find this guy just to wrap him up for you in your little green bow. I'll add him in on the to-do list as well I suppose. Organized as it maybe, it's rather hard to organize crazy. After all these years of searching through people's minds, I simply know how to hide things better.

You would not believe. Of course you get to chose your color, my idea and your target. I thought that would be rather good team work. And yes, the black winged angel. I would suggest going after him but he knows people, people who have the potential to be stronger than you and perhaps even myself. These two, the angel and the fallen, they're easy to get alone. Easy to manipulate. I will warn you though; the white one...he's feisty. Specially now that he's got a brat, he's a class A mamma bird. So, if you go with the white, we'd probably have to find something to do with his brat in the mean time. I refuse to hurt a child. Then again if you go with the fallen...well he's just dragged himself out of hell to save his little boyfriend, he'd probably fight like hell to get back to him too if we took him away. So, no matter which one you chose, expect there to be a rather intense fight going down.

#I LOVE IT

Better run Dalgaard.

Didn’t expect an apology. Riding a dragon does sound like a hell of a time! I’ll plan a date. Well, I have his name. John Turner! I knew his brother a while back. I killed his girlfriend. Luckily, the guy doesn’t remember me so far. When he does, I’ll just send him to the mad house and he won’t be able to come near me. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezey. It may be a mess up there but it’s a hell of a thing to have. Makes a life a lot more interesting.

No I can’t say that I have… but I’ve imagined it. Please say you can do it one feather at a time. Or a couple at a time. Until the wings are bare and bloody then you use cheese graders or something of the sort on them. You lost a prize like that?! Well that makes it official. We’ll have to find you a new set of wings to have.

#These two give me chills....#but in a good way #Cait gusta

John Turner...John Turner...why does that name seem so familiar to me. I think I know him, and now that I have the name I'm sure as soon as I see the face it'll click. I'll let you know if I see him around, bag him up for ya, maybe even put a little bow on it. I never did say it was a bad thing...in fact I believe I used the word...fabulous.

I'll tell you, something like that, the destruction of something so 'perfect', makes you feel invincible. Of course you could, but that wouldn't leave such beautiful wings to hang on ones wall. However, since Thanksgiving is approaching, we could always use one of those electric turkey cutters to cut them off. That might prove painfully entertaining. Perfect, in fact if you help me with this perhaps we'll split the prize. A wing for you, and a wing for me. Now, I only have one question left; do you prefer your traditional and absolutely stunning white wings or would you like them brown like an eagle?

Better run Dalgaard.

Hey now don’t get touchy. When I think of work with animals it doesn’t get too entertaining. I can’t make dragons, only insanity! …though I want to see that dragon. I’ve seen one before, well, I think I have. Might have been a hallucination I never know. I didn’t know he was alive. I suppose I was too busy or too lazy to check. Either way, the guy was broken enough. Someone else fixed him up, though. If I can get him back then I’ll have a nice shiny toy again!

Sounds fun. New toys are always fun. A little birdie? Well, he sounds delightful, You’ll have to introduce me.

I'd apologize but that's just not my nature. As I said before, I'm going a little stir crazy so I may not completely be myself today. Well, when we go on our little adventure I'll have to take you for a ride. I see, well then you'll have to keep your eye out for him, then. I'd offer to take a peek inside your mind to see what he looks like and have a look around town myself but I doubt I'd find much in that fabulous mess you call a mind.

I couldn't agree more. Have you ever torn the wings off of an angel, Pat? It's delightfully fun, I must say. Perhaps that's why he's my favorite. Such a shame that I lost his wings when my house was destroyed. They looked so nice hung up on the wall.

Better run Dalgaard.

Oh being reduced to animals! No no no, come with me. We’ll find some person to pluck out of the crowd. I’ve got two of them who ran away from me last week. Well, one ran away. The other I assumed was dead and I dragged him into the woods. Turns out he was barely alive which is upsetting.

Help me find them and we could do some fun there. Or if you have another person in mind.

Hey now, don't be dissing the work on animals, alright? I created a fucking dragon from a lizard. I'd say working with animals is rather useful. What a fun week you've had, such a shame he was barely alive. If you had called for my help I could have revived him for you.

We can find someone, of course I also know a handful of people here to play with. My favorite play toy is a little birdie, I haven't done much with him lately, just his brother, which is rather upsetting.

Better run Dalgaard.

Trevor! If you’re getting so bored we’ll have to plan a play date soon.

Torture is more fun with friends.

#Oh yay!#Trevor likes his crazy ass mo fo friend

Count me the fuck in. There's only so much fucking around with animal parts I can take before I start destroying more than I'm creating.

Better run Dalgaard.

I've been bored far too long, I'm starting to get a little...stir crazy.

Got a new tool today

Not a literal puddle. More like a pile of blood and bones and muscle tissue.

I don’t need to use tools for that kind of stuff.. I just need some hands-on old school action once in a while.

Trust me, I figured as much.

Still sounds rather boring to me. To each his own I suppose.

Got a new tool today

Phenomenal thing. Very scary-looking. My test subject was a puddle when I was finished with ‘im. Can’t wait until the day I put it to good use.

A new tool that turns people into puddles? Shame you need a tool for that.

#HERE HAVE A BAD GUY!

Quiet night tonight.

How boring.

So many people here and not one of them is talking to me.

You poor unfortunate soul. Having to go through all that hard work.

At least you got the better end of the powers. Reality warping! Oh, just saying it gives me the chills. The endless possibilities of the things you can do…

Well then count me on board to help. The crazy plans are the ones I work best with.

Sounds doable. I can help in anyway you want. I could even give hell boy that little extra push over the edge if you wanted. Just a little sprinkle of insanity.