treznor fanon

trent reznor """headcanons"""

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trent used to say dumbass things cause he was secretly jealous of their swag and also because he thought they were cute but was too shy to admit it

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trent likes to take a nice trip into the industrial grade microwave from time to time. he likes the pressure that builds up in his eyes

(sorry for not posting, been researching for more headcanons)

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trent reznor is the reason i dont have power right now

it's okay he said he's sorry and he's working on it

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trent is the most likely person on earth to spontaneously conbust

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sometimes I like to imagine 2007 Trent Reznor playing wii bowling & swinging the controller around hard as fuck while hootin & hollerin

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i bet trent loves a good frolic

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if trent was an alien, he'd probably be really ugly and gross, covered in slimey goop even, pitch black cuz he exclusively eats black chemicals (but still be considered very handsome on his home planet)

or a fuckin rock i dunno

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trent should go to japan and eat an ungodly amount of noodles and if he already did that he should do it again

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contemporary trent is such a grandpa, i bet he thinks about tucking in all his fans, his actual children, his wife, atticus, and reading them a bedtime story. of course they all get a kiss goodnight

young trent would probably tell you to piss off and then do it anyway. no kisses though, not yet, you gotta earn it

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trent is very soft and squishy if you squish him itd be like playing with one of these

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In honor of Deltarune 5 releasing yesterday:

Trent Reznor absolutely would try to say fist fuck on lightners live

and is probably the secret fourth mike no one talks about

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trent looks like the kind of guy to wear socks with sandals and not give a shit

it wouldn't matter if they went with the outfit he just wears them cuz they're comfy

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sometimes i wonder what trent feels when he turns green

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trent definitely wears robes and fuzzy slippers and carries a cup of coffee (or tea) while scratching his ass

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sometimes i like to think that trent secretly has an entire stash of something cute like plush animals that he tells no one about

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imagine trent being addicted to eating lemons

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so i got this idea