A blog of Yes

if you came here for a through line, you came to the wrong place. queers and cat videos are fun tho

[donniehaspronouns]

I love fanon interpretations of characters bc I love fun and whimsy idc if it’s not 100% canon true to character let me love these dumb little guys in these silly fanart comics come ON it’s not that serious chat

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I'm not saying this is true.

I also can't say it isn't...

[buttercup-fluffalove]

flüffenpuddle

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D A F L U F F

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Now man this has got to be a scam. Not even Wal-Mart is offer8ng that low

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I just seen someone cleaning an escalator by riding it up and letting the machine do the moping while you just hold still, and for a moment I felt like they were the next Albert Einstein before feeling like I was the biggest idiot

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TIL that if you are trans and bi, you can be dysphoric about your body, and still think it's hot

[cute-catts]

[damnfool-of-a-took]

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

[damnfool-of-a-took]

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

[oscillatingheatpipe]

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

Amazing Grace

Pokemon theme song

Gilligan's Island theme

House of the Rising Sun

O Little Town of Bethlehem

Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

[twigglestblog]

@bettinalevyisdetermined I know this is weird but please do this poem in the Pokemon theme that would be amazing

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

You're welcome! 😉

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Danger bird

[hannasaurrex]

they've been married for a gazillion years btw

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I think I had the best experience of everyone ever with Twitter.

I got on for the first time ever to help the #savetf2 movement, up voted all of like 5 posts, got asked for a phone number, and said, naw f- Twitter, nothin worth this.

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Forgot to add, I've never looked back since

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I think I had the best experience of everyone ever with Twitter.

I got on for the first time ever to help the #savetf2 movement, up voted all of like 5 posts, got asked for a phone number, and said, naw f- Twitter, nothin worth this.

[beardedmrbean]

Beyblade heavyweight division

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@pukicho, what are you doing in the top right?

[pigswithwings]

having thoughts

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I started learning German recently, and now I can't atop laughing at etvas etvas alias (something something alias). Jemand hilft mir! I need sleep!

[crowblincray]

My favorite ship? Twink femboy with his beautiful butch badass.

Makes my heart go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Tbh, yea, same

[twitterstweetfun]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

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I can name every country in Europe since I was a pre-teen. I can also fumble holding something in my hand as I stand still

[h4h4n0tfunny]

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Where spraying cooking stick?