JUDGEMENT DAY.
selective & private. written by maddy.
❝ —- take your shot. ❞

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JUDGEMENT DAY.
selective & private. written by maddy.
❝ —- take your shot. ❞
❝ an angel who did not so much fall – ❞ ❝ – as saunter vaguely downwards. ❞
written by maddy.
.
❝ — PAIN IS HILARIOUS !! ❞
[bill every time i try to make steps in my career i give up at the first hurdle, WHAT DO I DO? also screw anon bye]
ADVICE WITH BILL CIPHER !!
❂━┊▷ I’LL BE WATCHING YOU. ❞
❝ it’s your LUCKY DAY, kid — ❞ ❝ —— i just so happen to be looking for a promotion, too. ❞
❝ here’s the KICKER, okay ?? you gotta lie. ❞ ❝ by ‘ lie ‘, i mean INSIST THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE THE POSITION YOU WANT. ❞ ❝ be persistent. be unflappable. ❞
❝ coworkers are annoyed ?? keep going. ❞ ❝ superiors say you are ‘ disrupting the work environment ‘ ?? keep going. ❞ ❝ you get fired ?? show up the next day anyway. keep going. ❞ ❝ you get kicked out because you were fired yesterday and ‘ aren’t supposed to be here ‘ ?? keep going back. KEEP GOING. ❞ ❝ get arrested because you won’t stop going to a workplace you’ve been fired from to the point that law enforcement has been called in ?? escape from prison. KEEP. GOING. ❞ ❝ on the run from the feds ?? KEEP GOING !! ❞ ❝ kill a man who knows where you are to keep yourself hidden ?? good thinking. KEEP ON GOIN’. ❞ ❝ this springboards a murder spree ?? KE-E-E-E-EEEEEP GOING !! ❞
❝ end up a death row inmate ?? ❞ ❝ ——— at that point you might want to think seriously about a DEAL. ❞
how do i stop having nightmares about tartarus ??
ADVICE WITH BILL CIPHER !!
❂━┊▷ I’LL BE WATCHING YOU. ❞
❝ kid, i’m a dream demon. ❞
❝ I CAN ARRANGE THAT !! ❞ ❝ want dreams about KITTENS or THE INEVITABLE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE ?! ❞
okay so there's an eternal winter going on in my kingdom because of my sister's ice powers?? would you know how to stop it?
ADVICE WITH BILL CIPHER !!
❂━┊▷ I’LL BE WATCHING YOU. ❞
❝ marry that ginger guy. ❞ ❝ i PROMISE YOU that’ll fix it !! i like him !! ❞
❝ — AND HAVE DEFINITELY NOT MADE A DEAL WITH HIM IN ANY WAY !! ❞
So I used to think my brother was dead and that I ate him. Now I know that he's alive and is a cannibalistic serial killer. What do I do?
ADVICE WITH BILL CIPHER !!
❂━┊▷ I’LL BE WATCHING YOU. ❞
❝ you’re asking me as if that’s a problem. ❞
❝ THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM. ❞
❝ who is this guy ?! seriously. tell me. i gotta talk to him. ❞ ❝ i mean, i know you said he’s got the whole ‘ serial killer ‘ thing — ❞ ❝ but he’s gotta have a supplier for off days. y’know, when he’s too busy !! ❞ ❝ —— or too close to getting caught… ❞
❝ you’re gonna write his name down for me, that’s what you’re gonna do. ❞ ❝ last name ‘ lecter ‘ ?? ‘ bates ‘ ?? no ?? ❞
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bill, how do i respark my interest in a hobby i used to love?
ADVICE WITH BILL CIPHER !!
❂━┊▷ I’LL BE WATCHING YOU. ❞
❝ well, i find that there are usually TWO MAIN REASONS that you humans give up on a hobby — your tiny attention spans get overtaxed and you end up BORED WITH IT — ❞ ❝ — or you’ve come to associate it with SOME OTHER HUMAN who you now DISLIKE for one of the exactly 73829437483924.48265 petty human reasons you’re all always getting so hung up over, and the connection to them has RUINED THE ACTIVITY FOR YOU. ❞
❝ in the first case, it’s usually best just to PICK UP A NEW HOBBY. ❞ ❝ don’t worry, there are LITERALLY NINE TRILLION of them. ❞ ❝ knitting, fashion, CASTING UNSUSPECTING MORTALS INTO THE UNHOLY 98.7TH DIMENSION OF SHRIEKING, ABJECT FEAR, AND DAYTIME TELEVISION, and jewelrymaking are a few of my personal favorites. ❞ ❝ i promise you won’t miss the OLD ONE at all !! ❞
❝ in the latter case, i’d recommend you cut that person out of your life. ❞ ❝ oh, no, you’re not going to need any expensive equipment for it !! ❞ ❝ —— a plain ol’ kitchen knife should do the job just fine. ❞
Go on Anon and tell us something about your life, your crush, school or job, anything- and my muse will give you advice.
grudgeholding replied to your post: &-not omniscient. new theme. cool ...
!!!!!!! rAD
[ no my friend it is you who is rad and ur theme so sh su shhshsuh ]
mewniroyalty replied to your post: &-not omniscient. new theme. cool or nah ??
( SUPER COOL OMG )
[ nAH UR THEME IS SUPER COOL NOT MINE ]
&-not omniscient. new theme. cool or nah ??
some triangular demons in glasses and monocles
❂━┊▷ KNIGHT OF TIME.【 paradoxchivalry. 】
◤ ♞ ᴋɴɪɢʜᴛ ♞ ◢
❛ WHATEVER. Like I said, I didn’t expect a triangle to appear out of nowhere, let alone in that GAUDY ass getup. Also, that was a METAPHOR , dude. ANYTHING can exist in the realm of metap- horical wordplay, but––let me guess, YOU DON’T CARE. Seriously, if you’re gonna not care about shit, at least be a little more SUBTLE about it.
Whoa WHOA, hold the phone dude. You trash my pad just so you can make a DEAL? Geez, I bet you’re the reason why ‘STRANGER DANGER’ still exists. ❜
❂━┊▷ I’LL BE WATCHING YOU. ❞
❝ ' trash ‘ ?? c’mon, cut me a little slack here. it’s not my fault the LAWS OF PHYSICS in your universe don’t like me !! ❞ ❝ besides, i like it better this way. it’s like modern art. avant-garde. ❞
a pause. a self-righteous pause. a VERY, VERY, VERY SELF-RIGHTEOUS PAUSE.
❝ ugh. fine. ❞
he rolls his single eye for emphasis, lifts up a hand, and SNAPS.
❝ room’s back together. everything’s where it was. NOT AN ATOM OUT OF PLACE. ❞ ❝ now we can talk without your snark, can’t we, kid. ❞
it’s a sentence that SHOULD, by all means, end with a question mark, but bill seems to have other ideas. ideas with no OPT-OUT CLAUSE.
“ I’m not a corn chip. ”
tfw giant time baby…