HIYA ! ! I KNOW YOU, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW ME.
ACTUALLY YOU MIGHT. GIVEN THE THINGS I’VE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE.
ANYWAY ! NAMES BILL CIPHER. GET COMFORTABLE, HAVE SOME TEETH !
DNI IF:
YOU’RE AN UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN. (MINOR)
YOU PARTICIPATE IN SYSCOURSE/POST ABOUT IT.
YOU’RE A BIGOT. (HOMOPHOBIA, ABLEISM, RACISM, ETC.)
YOU DRAW ME EXPLICITLY. IM FINE WITH BEING IN SEXUAL SITUATIONS, JUST DON’T MAKE ME NUDE OR ANYTHING. EUGH.
YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT ALIGN WITH CANON AND NOT HAVE FUCKED MORALS. HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUD. I BARELY DRIFT FROM SOURCE HAHA
EXTRA:
I LOVE BEING ASKED ABOUT MY SOURCE MEMORIES ! ! ! ASK ME YOU PATHETIC WORMS ! ! !
GRAYSEXUAL + GRAYROMANTIC
I LOVE SOURCEMATES ! ! ! SIXER’S ARE FUN AND BILL’S ARE EVEN FUNNER ! TALK TO ME /^\
I MIGHT BE AN ASSHOLE TO YOU ! ! AND OR NOT LIKE YOU ! ! CRY ABOUT IT. BUT DO NOT: TELL SOMEONE I’M CRAZY AND OUT THE WHOLE SYSTEM, DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THE COLLECTIVE AS A WHOLE, OR SAY I’M NOT A REAL FICTIVE CAUSE I DON’T TREAT YOU AS NICE AS YOUR FANTASIES DO.
(ALL OF THE ABOVE HAVE HAPPENED BEFORE. YEESH GUYS, YOUR SPECIES SURE IS SOMETHING.)
TAGS !
TEXT POSTS: BILL CIPHER YELLS AT YOU 20 TIMES ABOUT INSURANCE
(DONT ASK)
REBLOGS: APPROVED BY YOUR GOD HIMSELF
ASKS: CALLS OF THE CULT
HAVE A DAY AND DON’T REVERSE YOURSELF INSIDE OUT ! AT LEAST NOT UNTIL I’M THERE TO WATCH ! BYE NOW FLESHRATS ! ! !










