NOT ROLEPLAY

REAL BILL CIPHER I AM NOT A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT DO NOT TRY TO ROLEPLAY WITH ME I WILL THROW TOMATOES AT YOU BOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[c1ph3rt4lks]

HI TUMBLR IT'S ME BILL I GET MY OWN BLOG WITH NO RESTRICTIONS

DNI - DON'T HAVE ONE! I DON'T CARE! WHO IS IT GOING TO STOP ANYWAYS? HAVE FUN!

ALSO DON'T TRY TO ROLEPLAY WITH ME I WILL IGNORE YOU, THAT'S NOT A "DNI", I DON'T CARE IF YOU INTERACT JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO RESPOND (OR IF I DO DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE SERIOUS)

THIS IS A SIDEBLOG, FOLLOWS AND LIKES COME FROM @blueopalsystem

MY ART IS TAGGED WITH "CIPHER DRAWS", MY TALKING IS "CIPHER RAMBLES" AND I'M SURE I'LL COME UP WITH OTHER TAGS BUT DON'T COUNT ON IT BECAUSE I DON'T CARE

I TALK IN ALL CAPS, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN LEAVE, NOBODY IS MAKING YOU STAY

I RANT IN REBLOGS ABOUT ME AND FORD SOMETIMES

I WILL TAG SOME TRIGGERS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU COWARDS WILL REPORT THIS ACCOUNT IF I DON'T BUT DON'T EXPECT EVERYTHING, THIS IS MY BLOG AND I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 13

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

He’s not gonna take you back Bill

[bill-cipher-offical]

SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

So, by the power given to me, I announce triange and wife.

@bill-cipher-offical , you may kiss the six-finguered-bride (yes ford its you)

No! Absolutely not!

[bill-cipher-offical]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, SAILOR!

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

[sleepylios]

uh huh sure

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[killer-offical]

writing a horror story

the monster went "BOO!!!" and everyone died painfully. the end

how is it

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU SHOULD MAKE THE MONSTER A BIG YELLOW TRIANGLE. AND MAKE SURE YOU EMPHASIZE HOW HANDSOME IS

[boiling-with-rage]

CORRECT!! AND MAYBE ALSO GIVE HIM A HANDSOME BRUNET SCIENTIST TO TORMENT TO REALLY DRIVE HOME HOW SCARY HE IS

[lightyagami-offical]

fun fact three presidents have died on the Fourth of July

and with your efforts we can get that number up to four

[bill-cipher-offical]

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE JOB, KID. GET ON THAT

[jellyfisshzz]

Bill Cipher anatomy (headcanon).I wanted to imagine what his internal anatomy might look like if he had human-like organs

[bill-cipher-offical]

Hi. Right now my head hurts so much i feel like i might vomit and my head explode afterwards. I think this might be your fault but I'm not really sure

If it's really you I'LL stop liking you

Because what if i die😡

WHAT, YOU THINK I GO AROUND HANDING OUT FREE MIGRAINES LIKE CANDY? ONLY IF YOU'RE PLAYING SYNTHESIZED MUSIC OR ANYTHING FROM THEME PARK RIDES ON LOOP

[elsa707]

Are there theme park songs you like? Or is anything by the Sherman Brothers your kryptonite?

[bill-cipher-offical]

NOBODY LIKES THE SHERMAN BROTHERS EXCEPT AMERICAN MILLENNIALS AND THE KIND OF CHILD THAT WOULD LICK A FROZEN FLAGPOLE TWICE

[grimekha]

I think you are the type of kid that would lick a frozen flagpole twice

[bill-cipher-offical]

BZZZZZT! WRONG!

I’M NOT A KID

[grimekha]

Okay grammer correction: were* the type of kid who'd lick a frozen flagpole twice

[bill-cipher-offical]

WE DIDN'T HAVE FLAGPOLES WHERE I GREW UP, SO NO SCIENTIFIC THEORIES TO TEST FOR BABY BILLY

HOWEVER! I HAVE MADE SEVERAL CHILDREN LICK FROZEN FLAGPOLES, WELLS, STREETLAMPS, YOU NAME IT! REAL TINGLY!

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[bill-cipher-offical]

My sister knocked over the drawing I made of you on my dresser. What should I do with her?

THROW HER IN THE VOLCANO. NO MERCY

[bill-cipher-offical]

REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Voting ended onJun 15

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

[bill-cipher-offical]

MY FUCKONG POLL

[bill-cipher-offical]

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

hi stanley

uhhh your brother is kinda losing his mind

and I think he's dating a triangle

Dating?!

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

yeah, dating

not sure tho

he hasn't been denying it, but he's not openly saying he's dating the triangle

but he is some form of queer now

trianglesexual?

no idea.

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Are you on drugs?

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

nope. sober.

i ain't lyin'.

ask the triangle!

@bill-cipher-offical get over here

[bill-cipher-offical]

PLANSEXUAL. ATTRACTION TO INTELLECT. SHEESH, HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION?

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

What are you talking about?! Pretty sure if I was one of the gays he’d disown me! Well, if he uhhhh didn’t already.

[bill-cipher-offical]

YEAH, YEAH, SURE. HOW'S THE EX WIFE, BY THE WAY? MARILYN, WAS IT?

[boiling-with-rage]

SWEET LITTLE MOTIVATIONAL POSTER I MADE!

[apathetic-theme-song]

thank god for the new textsfromlastnight.com

[the-celestial-bitch]

postmortem depression

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU LEAKING MY FUCKING MEDICAL CHART??