[warcrimesimulator]

[bowditch]

sir please this is a children's hospital

[boyd-stevens]

JURASSIC PARK 1993, dir. Steven Spielberg

[loner3535]

“In the lee of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi, I’m Moira Rose, and if you love fruit wine as much as I do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak Chardonnay, and the dazzling peach cral-bapple to his Riesling Rioja. Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. You’ll remember the experience and you’ll remember the name. Herb Erfling … ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herb-blinger. Bing Livehaanger. Liveling. Burt Herkurn. Ban bingo ling-fucker!”

[frontier001]

toast (noun) - a salutation or a few words of congratulations, good wishes, appreciation, remembrance, etc., uttered immediately before drinking to a person, event, etc. 

[landrinha]

It will never cease to amuse me

The small "kill me" oh he's SO done

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

ACTUALLY you know what I have something to add to this:

that's Weird Al

"The Order of Our Father of Perpetual Refrain" is incredibly pleasing to say out loud. girl the alliteration

[sophsun1]

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

[angel-e-v-a]

The Road goes ever on and on down from the door where it began.

[toastbutteregg]

[stephen9260]

Happy one fifty years to the best movie of all time

[depsidase]

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[stars-bean]

Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

[rylandsgrace]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[hannjudd]

[idiotdotdotdot]

[transarsonist]

disturbingly average customer service experience

[christianbaled]

[richaldis]