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[bamboocarbon-ver-2-0]

This scene

[ohnogodpls]

the english and the french

[yokelish]

Neuvillette: You stand accused of being responsible for the disappearances of young women in Fontaine over the course of 20 years. How do you answer those charges?

[alienategi5m0]

Fontaine spoiler kinda ya

How i imagine it going down

Somebody go get your unhinged ginger, he's being political again

I'm starting to think my account is just going to be taken over by Neuvi at this point

[lobsterlands]

Genuinely how did he go to jail for water crimes in the WRONG COUNTRY

[ramuneda5149]

late valentine cards

[skyrndipity]

Kim Dokja: “I have a plan.”

Everyone: “No dying.”

Kim Dokja: “I no longer have a plan.”

Cale: “Great, then let's go with mine.”

Everyone: “NO!”

[reneillcry-deactivated20231110]

Alberu: my future dongsaeng must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Cale: comes in, drop news bomb, steals the cookie jar, runs out smirking like a maniac Alberu: Alberu: that one. I want that one.

[neominthe]

Thanks @mercybound for the idea!

[moonyinthehouse]

Noble 1: Young Master Cale has gone too far! It's time we teach him a lesson!!

Noble 2: Young Master Cale? As in, Cale "I-fought-a-god-and-won" Henituse? Yeah... you're on your own. I choose life

[murasaki-cha]

Cale: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife ourselves out of this one

Yoojin: What about manslaughter?

Cale: That’s a last resort option

Both of them: ………*slowly turn their heads and stare at Dokja*

Dokja: *sights and grabs chinese dress and garter belt* Fineee mamwhore it is

[blueteller]

TCF Part 2 in a nutshell

Cale in Central Plains be like:

(In reponse to this post by @murasaki-cha)

[reneillcry-deactivated20231110]

Alberu, through the video communication device: what the hell happened? Alberu: haaa- dongsaeng, start from the beginning Cale: well, I was minding my own business- Alberu, slamming the desk: BULLSHIT Cale, also slamming the desk: I WAS Choi Han: Cale-nim.was.minding.his.own- Alberu: *throwing the video communication device out of the window*

[greenbeanlord]

Therapy session

Cale: I just wanna be a slacker you know? I been through enough shit in my last life I think I deserve some rest. But like bitches keep causing problems and someone’s gotta fix it.

The World Tree: The Gods can be pricks child. I feel sorry for you.

Everyone (watching Cale talk to a tree): ???

[murasaki-cha]

So like, Cale that one time you know

[blueteller]

[greenbeanlord]

Callout

Rosalyn: We call that trauma guys

Rosalyn, turns to Choi Han: Not a “bruh moment”.

Rosalyn, turns to Cale: Not a “major L”.

Rosalyn, turns to Alberu: And DEFINITELY not an “oof LMAO”.

Literally anyone in Cale’s group can fall into any of these categories and it would make sense.