Eating Dirt For Science

|26|She/her/they| OSHA certified for confined spaces Geoscientist. Blog Est. 2015

[sock-ness-monster]

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is OUT soil classification triangle is IN

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[quicksilvermad]

SOUND ON.

[fyeahbassethounds]

[wayneradiotv]

Yeah you were just born now get over it. Get ready for floor

[willgrahamscock]

[brawltogethernow]

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

[houndmother]

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

[captain-paperclip]

[girlmostlikely]

I couldn’t be a 911 operator because I’d start crying and screaming right along with you like omfg girl what the hell are you gonna do now.

[border-collie]

@borderingtrans

[teaboot]

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment by @emilyshka “INCREDIBLE, good for you. I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. 100% recommend it was great.”]

[mashedkumpi]

dumbass(affectionate)

[serozvero]

[backpackfullofplums]

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

[felderwin]

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[lleyksie]

horse shapes ✸

[sketchywasteland]

updated the lineup to include characters from the fraud layer

here's the original lineup if you want closeups of the other characters

[kringelorde]

turn them shits OFFFFFFFFFF