Tricky Dicky

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Meeeeee :3

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They're being so mean to him :CCCCC

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Libraries are the most human place to me. They don't define humanity but the best of humanity is expressed through libraries. I love libraries. Going into a library is genuinely the most relaxing things. Can I pretty please have an apartment in a library?

Can there be an apartment complex but it's also inside a huge library? Like malls but not hellish!

Malls but they're full of books and are quiet and don't have the loud fucking architecture with little shops in corners. Can I live here pretty please

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Japan and the United States is yuri

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If im driving you in my car and Madonna comes on my playlist, its not my fault if we end up breaking the sound barrier and get pasted on a Douglass fir.

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Tony Soprano was the real butch lesbian but yall aren't ready for that conversation.

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Cars 2 is actually next level but yall aren't ready for that conversation

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O yea o yeah, Im in my catacombs in my catacombs! Nobody can mess with me in ky catacombs, this is fucking awesome dude. Shoutout to my badass catacombs!

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This guy knows what he's fucking doing okay. This is a steeled, experienced professional that is an expert in his craft. I was honored to be able to meet with him and talk about his past so I might make use of his insights.

The guy im talking about: Kitty cat

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Tomatoes

Tuna fish

Feta cheese

Olive oil

Trust me.

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Gordon Cole acted so lesbian around women. Like bitch you got a job to do but I cannot blame you.v

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Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

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Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

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Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

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Tumblr is awful because of the stupid as fuck discourse but once in a blue moon I see the most creative and funny joke Ive ever seen and it more than makes up for it.

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Most songs don't stand up to the cunt level of fergalicious but nothing compares to lovegame. Atomic bomb vs coughing baby situation.

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Jerma seeing a game made for infants: "Yo I would CRUSH this dude, like I'd be so good"

Jerma seeing a game made for toddlers: "Dude! I couldn't do that as an adult! Like that looks HARD like actually. "

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They could never make me hate you Andy.

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I like it when all the cops flirt with each other in twin peaks