Magesh-isms

Wise words from the wise brown wizard

[tridentwisdoms]

w/e yo.. imma take a stroll outside and then eat my grapes

[tridentwisdoms]

Fuck these mosquitoes.... so damn bored..

[tridentwisdoms]

I owe you two dollars. For chicken mcchicken.

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I look like a hoodlum. Yo!

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You should only be scared if youre alone with a metal umbrella in the middle of the Sahara.

[tridentwisdoms]

You know those old people in Chinatown? My goal is to beat them in MahJong.

courtesy of HanHan

[tridentwisdoms]

so basically, the guy with the biggest dick went to bronx sci.

[tridentwisdoms]

Taste like monkey. I mean banana...

[tridentwisdoms]

I am always willing to do something interesting in order to stave off imminent boredom so Hit Me Up! I also use my brown magic to cheat in MahJong.

[tridentwisdoms]

got an official Guitar Hero guitar for 10 bucks at 5:30 AM!

[tridentwisdoms]

C'mon I didn't even say that

[tridentwisdoms]

Look at those beedy eyes, it says "how would you like it if you were boiled alive"

[tridentwisdoms]

Deshelled a coconut using a hammer, without breaking the fruit o_O

[tridentwisdoms]

A Red Bull a day keeps something called "sleep" far far away

[tridentwisdoms]

I'm going to kill you

[tridentwisdoms]

You there

[tridentwisdoms]

So... just learned that Vodka means water in Russian, should have learned that a while back