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IF THE CUSTOMERS ARE BUYING AND THE MONEY'S MULTIPLYING AND THE PR PEOPLE LYING AND THE LAWYERS ARE DENYING. WHO CARES IF SOME THINGS ARE DYING ? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR CRYING. THIS IS ALL SO GRATIFYING.

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𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄  that  most  every creature  knows.  it’s  called 𝑆𝑈𝑅𝑉𝐼𝑉𝐴𝐿 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝐼𝑇𝑇𝐸𝑆𝑇, and  this  is  how  it  goes :  the  animal  that  WINS  has  got  to  CLAW  AND    𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄  AND  KICK  AND  𝑃𝑈𝑁𝐶𝐻.  the  animal  that  doesn’t  winds  up someone else’s lunch. 

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𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄  that  most  every creature  knows.  it’s  called 𝑆𝑈𝑅𝑉𝐼𝑉𝐴𝐿 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝐼𝑇𝑇𝐸𝑆𝑇, and  this  is  how  it  goes :  the  animal  that  WINS  has  got  to  CLAW  AND    𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄  AND  KICK  AND  𝑃𝑈𝑁𝐶𝐻.  the  animal  that  doesn’t  winds  up someone else’s lunch. 

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HI YOU ! YES, YOU ! like this for a STARTER CALL while i make some new icons <3

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was reminded about this blog, so now you all have to suffer.

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                      i believe in EQUALITY                       as long as you get 𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝑴𝑬 !

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@canon-fcdder​ & the odd... quest ?

He gives the other the prophecy with shaky hands... Not because it's a bad one; not because it holds tale of eventual misfortune and pain and all-around BAD things to come. But because- it doesn't.

As far as Bruno can decipher, the glowing green slab shows tell of promise. Of riches and influence and the other man getting EVERYTHING he wants. Wants at this moment, anyway. But honestly, how could that possibly be bad? How could achieving what you set out to do possibly backfire? How could this figure depicted, surrounded by all manners of glory and rising above the very earth itself, be anything but success? Especially when you compare it to the good-natured, if noodley and seemingly-naive, figure before him. Not that Bruno can claim to be much better; slouched over as if trying to hide even his short frame, hair disheveled from lack of care and darkened circles under his eyes from lack of sleep.

But this— this could change EVERYTHING for him... and his family.

❝ Please... ❞ Bruno quietly begins, wincing at the awkwardness of the situation and the lack of choice he has but to try anyway, ❝ Let me come with you. ❞ That... could have been worded better. Clearing his throat, he tries again, hands animatedly motioning in front of him as he explains, ❝ I- I just really, really need to see how this prophecy turns out. It's- important. So, if it's no trouble maybe I coooooooould— come along with you on your quest? ❞ Was quest the right word? Trip sounds too pedestrian and journey doesn't hold quite the same urgency to him...

Yeah, it's a quest. - (*Y E E T S*)

       making a stop in this town had proved... interesting. but with the family not entirely having a solution he needed, it was time to pack up and go. which was a shame, because the place really did strike interest in him. still, he needed to keep his mind FOCUSED. make your family proud as he often tells himself. did they deserve it ? no -- but he craved for their constant approval. for his mother to look at him without the pity in her eyes.

      hearing that that the youngest triplet tells the future, the once-ler was curious about his own. though he didn’t like to spoil the surprise, he couldn’t help but INDULGE. especially since he wondered if this all would be worth it.

      but then he sees the green glass and more importantly what was on it. he was... SUCCESSFUL. he’s never even seen that much money -- that much existed ? he couldn’t help but get EXCITED. how did it all happen ? when does it happen ? the madrigal didn’t seem to have the answer -- no matter ! the once-ler was even more determined to find the right material he was looking for !

      head tilts at bruno’s request. there’s a moment where he wants to say no -- after all, he never minded the solitude. the less people around to judge him the better. but -- he wondered bruno could further help him figure out just HOW to get to the successful outcome. he had many questions, the once-ler supposed the only way to REALLY know is to bring him along.

      ❝  you know what ? why not. just got to travel light -- i don’t have much room on the wagon, but... i can totally squeeze you in ! and i’m sure melvin wouldn’t mind either. ❞ the donkey shows slight disdain, but melvin seemed to show no real disagreements.

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dragon and i dropping the hottest ship in disney / illumination history

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@evisconti​​​​​​​ & there’s only one bed.

“ it’s only weird if you make it weird. “

       ❝  that’s not what i -- ❞ there’s a groan as he pinches the bridge of his nose. who could have guessed -- that these two would not only end up in the same hotel room but also... the same bed, it would seem. eyes roll a bit as he starts to remove his jacket to get himself ready to go to sleep.

      ❝  that goes for you too, okay ? don’t make it weird. ❞

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I love taking away people's access to me. Like the trial is over and your card is declined

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✰ * º ❛ you’re the worst sentence starters. ❜

‘  who knows their own address?  ’ ‘  are we feminists? is this feminism?  ’ ‘  i’m not a sidekick! i’m beyonce, not kelly rowland.  ’ ‘  your cockaholism may just be about the least important thing in the world to me right now.  ’ ‘  i wouldn’t call 10 a.m. ‘really early’.  ’ ‘  cool! let’s add cocaine to the butt stuff.  ’ ‘  you can’t leave! i love you!  ’ ‘  do you even know what love means?  ’ ‘  now go make me some bagel bites.  ’ ‘  love isn’t about having somebody get you things. love is putting someone else’s feelings above your own. do you think you could ever do that? honestly?  ’ ‘  do i look like a fitbit? i don’t give a shit about your sleep.  ’ ‘  why are you yelling at me? what are you doing in my house?  ’ ‘  i need you to act like a human person and pick up your damn phone when i call your skank ass!  ’ ‘  you know, after i cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.  ’ ‘  did you wear your booby shirt?  ’ ‘  if i don’t get a night off soon, i think my liver is gonna slide out of my body.  ’ ‘  i’m peeing blood and i briefly forgot the word for telephone.  ’ ‘  you’re right. she’s gonna hate me.  ’ ‘  you think i’m an unfriendly treacherous mountain?  ’ ‘  we’re adults! we can do this ourselves.  ’ ‘  you’re losing your hair.  ’ ‘  practicing what? dying alone?  ’ ‘  i told the spice girls i was dying in order to get free concert tickets.  ’ ‘  i learned blue balls were a myth when i was 12.  ’ ‘  i’m not much of a cleaner.  ’ ‘  you’re not much of a human!  ’ ‘  did you slither out of your mothers cooch yesterday?  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i finally made a new friend and i tried to bang her the first time we hung out.  ’ ‘  no offense, but you’re kind of making my skin crawl.  ’ ‘  i’m not comfortable about feelings.  ’ ‘  aren’t we lucky we’re both in professions where we can day drink?  ’ ‘  i’m glad this is a one-night thing so we can reveal all this awful shit about ourselves.  ’ ‘  what do you mean you watch tv on your computer?  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m doing here. i’m not even attracted to you.  ’ ‘  you two are poison people. this is gonna end so badly.  ’ ‘  if you wanna go, just go.  ’ ‘  why can’t you just let this be over?  ’ ‘  you and i, we’re inevitable.  ’ ‘  move in with me.  ’ ‘  i just humiliated myself by accepting your non-marriage proposal, i cannot now move in with you.  ’ ‘  you’re just doing this as a hail mary because you know you’re about to lose me for good.  ’ ‘  what i have finally realized is that the worst possible draft of my life is the one without you in it. i hate it, but you goddamn floor me.  ’ ‘  oh shit… we’re gonna do this even though we know there is only one way this ends. whether in a week or twenty years, there is horrible sadness and pain coming in and we’re inviting it.  ’ ‘  she stayed! you say she forced you, but we both know there’s not a person on this planet who’s ever had a good outcome trying to force you to do anything. she stayed and that means something whether you wanna admit it or not.  ’ ‘  i’m not doing anything… i’m crying in my car.  ’ ‘  don’t start keeping secrets now.  ’ ‘  the only thing i need from you is to not make a big deal with it and be okay with how i am and the fact that you can’t fix me.  ’ ‘  no, i’m mad at you because you think you can fix me! you can’t fix me! i don’t need to be fixed!  ’ ‘  it’s like you have amnesia. every day you think things are gonna be different.  ’ ‘  maybe you can understand this: i feel nothing.  ’ ‘  i’ll be back in a couple of days.  ’ ‘  you stayed? …you stayed!  ’ ‘  you just said ‘boyfriend.’  ’ ‘  i understand that my actions could lead you to feel a bit unwelcome and i’ll work on not being such a control freak.  ’ ‘  i’m done comparing this to what normal people do.  ’ ‘  normal people are terrible.  ’ ‘  when i look at you, i swear i can see years years into the future with you.  ’ ‘  …i love you too.  ’ ‘  i’ve just heard that you’re the worst.  ’ ‘  i tricked him into giving me back rubs, saying it made me horny.  ’ ‘  obviously, i thought it was, like, boring as shit.  ’ ‘  clearly you used to jack off to hemingway in high school.  ’ ‘  i’m an irresponsible monster who burned down her apartment with a vibrator.  ’ ‘  if there is even a remote possibility of breakfast and you don’t wake me up, i will never touch your dick again with any part of my body.  ’ ‘  jokes on you, dummy, i’m already horny.  ’ ‘  oh my god! that is so sexist and mansplain-y.  ’ ‘  if ‘i love you’ is like a promise, it’s just a promise to try real hard. doesn’t mean you can’t fail.  ’ ‘  i shit myself earlier and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.  ’ ‘  you knew who i was, you don’t get to act surprised now.  ’ ‘  bam! carpe those diems!  ’ ‘  i have to gone girl myself and start over where nobody knows me.  ’ ‘  i’m going to have a baby.  ’ ‘  i just want my kids to be sad when i die.  ’ ‘  i didn’t want to kill him. i just snapped!  ’ ‘  i feel guilty because of how much he suffered… and because you stabbed him on purpose.  ’ ‘  you’re so getting murdered.  ’ ‘  i can’t tell him my brain is broken.  ’ ‘  don’t stalk me again because you suck at it.  ’ ‘  back off, bitch.  ’ ‘  don’t go.  ’ ‘  i got your back, always.  ’ ‘  you might not be useful in the radish sense, but you’re a good friend and you make people happy.  ’ ‘  when i get back, you’re going to take me to a real bar and feed me cheap whiskey until i forget about that time i stopped being able to have sex with my boyfriend ever again because he took me to a bar that only served water!  ’ ‘  so, would you say it’s a… problem-free philosophy? it’s like… no worries for the rest of your days?  ’ ‘  did you just quote the lion king to me?  ’ ‘  hey, um, so listen… i think you’re funny and cute and i’d like to take you on  a date with me for a date.  ’ ‘  why did you put a murder tour on your list?  ’ ‘  you even quit a rewards club because you couldn’t handle the commitment.  ’ ‘  wear your stains on the outsides of your clothes.  ’ ‘  see? dogs eat nachos.  ’ ‘  hey, that’s your best garbage bag. you going somewhere?  ’ ‘  i’ll be out by the time you get back. have fun, you deserve it… whoever she is.  ’ ‘  red licorice vodka?  ’ ‘  send money, loser!  ’ ‘  and you date him… willingly.  ’ ‘  my heart is a dumb dumb.  ’ ‘  i’ve always been able to flip myself back over eventually, but… i ran out of times. this is how i am now and it’s not okay with you, nor should it be.  ’ ‘  i suppose it’s good that this happened now, instead of like, ten years down the line.  ’ ‘  the world is absolutely lousy with people and i hate them all. i hate everyone but you.  ’ ‘  what the hell is wrong with us?  ’ ‘  let’s make a pact never to feel anything around each other ever again.  ’ ‘   i’ve never eaten a blueberry.  ’ ‘   i’ve always had one foot out the door. with everything. especially with us.  ’ ‘   so, you might just suddenly bounce out of here?  ’ ‘  can we just… bail?  ’ ‘  you’ve had a little too much to drink, didn’t you, buddy?  ’

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//I've hesitated to bring it up, but soon Onceler's comment on "breakdancing and playing the Donkey Kongs" will soon become canon in a couple months

I'M --

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( thanatos vc ) I’M GETTING EVERYTHING I WAANNTT

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this blog is gonna remain low activity until someone gives me brun//o x the oncel//er

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can’t have shit in this house

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@yourpeter​​​​​​​​ , happy valentine’s day !

Blue flexes by giving you a thneed for Valentine's day.

    ❝  gifting me my own product ? ❞ there’s a laugh he lets over before a hand is placed on his hip as he takes the thneed,  ❝  well, i did say it was the perfect gift.. i can’t even be angry. ❞

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     ❝ it’s valentine’s day and you forgot to get your loved one a GIFT ? UH OH ! but have no fear ! the THNEED is a perfect gift for anyone, any lover ! ❞

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                       no I in TEAM, but there’s CON in ECONOMY.