Macaronic Mixture

Maddy//20//Language Nerd

[swamp-wizard]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

rihanna invented the goths when she released Disturbia

[trilingualprobs]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: so the boys come up to my apartment and i'm wearing a robe. i'm ONLY wearing a robe. and i say "why don't you come into my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?" and they say "where's the bed" and i say "this is the bed right here" and they say "can we sit on the bed?" and i say "sure but these are expensive japanese linen" and they say "but they're not even soft." and i say, "sometimes, things that are expensive...are worse."

[postllimit]

[onlytwitterpics]

[weirdnessisgood]

[sirheisenberg]

[wizzard890]

this show Knew.

[fuks]

[lilmissvirgo-deactivated2022070]

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

[teuer]

catch me crying in the chips aisle

[muckkles]

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[shou7]

[dank-doggos]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[onlytwitterpics]