[good-enough-for-a-poke]

[buddybradley-deactivated2019050]

[versallles]

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

AND

I

AINT

FUCKING

SCARED

OF 

HIM

[trillpizza]

this is me

[katara-deactivated20130617]

me

[friendlydad-deactivated20130311]

no i’m not athiest i’m

swagnostic

[battleofhoth]

[sassypumpkin-deactivated2012102]

do you ever see an 8 year old and know they’re gonna be a slut

[oswednesday]

do you ever see a tumblr user and know theyre a judgmental douchewad

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

how to paint a squirrel

[sleeping-stems]

[eleanorjanestyle]

damnit all

[youreashade-blog]

[cooliofresshblog]

[trillpizza]

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.

Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.

Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[clairewolf1992-blog]

I WAS REALLY SCARED WHEN I SCROLLED PAST IT BUT NOW IM SO HAPPY

[cuntamination]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

goddamn it martha u cant do anything right

[nowifeelbad]

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

bitch suck my dick. the female dog does not respond. what im doing is illegal.