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" there is no monster like me "

trimorfaloc ;; is an independant canon divergent blog for Hope Mikaelson blog, i'm as inclusive as I can be, and try to reply fairly quick but nobody's perfect. Please tag any references to su.c.de and/or ov.rd.se

written & adored by ;; ruby, 29, she/her

rules - google doc - starter calls - headcanons

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lizzies

HOPE + LIZZIE Legacies | 1.04

#[ there is no monster like me ; ]#[ vampire barbie ; ]#[ q ; ]

goodvibesandmemes

GENERAL MEMES: Vampire/Immortal Themed 🩸🦇🌹

↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: violence, death, blood, murder, depression/negative thoughts

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪”to reverse the characters where applicable!

🦇 - To catch my muse transforming into a bat 🌞 - To warn my muse about/see my muse in the sunlight. 🩸 - To witness my muse drinking blood from a bag. 🐇 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from an animal. 🧔🏽 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from a human. 🦌 - For our muses hunt together for the first time. 🏃🏿‍♀️ - To see my muse using super speed. 🏋🏼‍♂️ - To see my muse using their super strength. 🧛🏻‍♂️ - To confront my muse about being a vampire. 🌕 - For my muse to lament missing the sun. ⏰ - For my muse to tell yours about a story from their long, immortal life. 🤛🏽 - To offer my muse your wrist to drink from. 👩🏿 - For my muse to reminisce about a long lost love. 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏽 - For your muse to look exactly like my muse’s lost love. 👄 - For my muse to bite yours. 👀 - For my muse to glamour/compel yours. 🧄 - To try and sneakily feed my muse garlic to test if they’re a vampire. 🔗 - To try and apprehend my muse with silver chains. 🔪 - To try and attack my muse with a wooden stake. 👤 - To notice that my muse doesn’t have a reflection. 🌹 - For my muse to turn yours into a vampire. 🌚 - For my muse and yours to spend time together during the night. 🧛🏼‍♀️ - For my muse to tell yours about their maker/sire.

SENTENCES:

“I’ve been alive for a long time [ name ], I can handle myself.” “I’m over a thousand years old, you can’t stop me!” “Lots of windows in this place, not exactly the greatest place for a vampire.” “Do you really drink human blood? Don’t you feel guilty?” “Vampires are predators, [ name ] hunting is just part of our nature, you can’t change that.” “You just killed that person! You’re a monster!” “Tomorrow at dawn, you’ll meet the sun [ name ].” “Can you make me like you?” “Do you really want to live forever?” “You say you want to live forever, [ name ], but forever is a long time, longer than you can imagine.” “What was it like to live through [ historic event / time period ]?” “Did people really dress like that when you were young?” “What were you like when you were human?” “We’re vampires, [ name ], we have no soul to save, and I don’t care.” “How many people have you killed? You can tell me, I can handle it.” “Did you meet [ historic figure ]?” “Everyone dies in the end, what does it matter if I… speed it along.” “Every time we feed that person is someone’s mother, brother, sister, husband. You better start getting used to that if you want to survive this life.” “[ she is / he is / they are ] the strongest vampire anyone has heard of, no one knows how to stop them, and if you try you’re going to get yourselves killed.” “Vampire hunters are everywhere in this city, you need to watch your back.” “Humans will never understand the bond a vampire has with [ his / her / their ] maker, it’s a bond like no other.” “Here, have this ring, it will protect you from the sunlight.” “I get you’re an immortal creature of the night and all that, but do you have to be such a downer about it?” “In my [ centuries / decades / millennia ] of living, do you really think no one has tried to kill me before?” “Vampires aren’t weakened by garlic, that’s a myth.” “I used to be a lot worse than I was now, [ name ], I’ve had time to mellow, to become used to what I am. I’m ashamed of the monster I was.” “The worst part of living forever is watching everyone you love die, while you stay frozen, still, constant.” “I’ve lived so long I don’t feel anything any more.” “Are there more people like you? How many?” “Life has never been fair, [ name ], why would start being fair now you’re immortal?” “You want to be young forever? Knock yourself out, I just hope you understand what you’re giving up.” “You never told me who turned you into a vampire. Who were they? Why did they do it?” “I could spend an eternity with you and never get bored.” “Do you really sleep in coffins?” “There are worse things for a vampire than death, of that I can assure you [ name ].” “You need to feed, it’s been days. You can drink from me, I can tell you’re hungry.” “The process of becoming a vampire is risky, [ name ], you could die, and I don’t know if I could forgive myself for killing you.” “I’m a vampire, I can hold a grudge for a long time, so believe me when I say I will never forgive this. Never.” “You were human once! How can you have no empathy?” “You don't have to kill to be a vampire, but what would be the fun in that.” “You can spend your first years of immortality doing whatever you want to whoever you want, but when you come back to your senses, it’ll hit you harder than anything you’ve felt before.” “One day, [ name ], everything you’ve done is going to catch up to you, and you’re never going to forgive yourself.” “Stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you’re a vampire, a killer, a predator. You might as well embrace it now because you can’t keep this up forever.” “You can’t [ compel / glamour ] me, I have something to protect me.” “When you’ve lived as long as me, there’s not much more in life you can do.” “You want me to turn you? You don’t know what you’re asking me to do.” “You really have to stop hissing like that, it’s getting on my nerves.” “I’m going to drive this stake through your heart, [ name ], and I’m going to enjoy it.”

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noahsresources

prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

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goodvibesandmemes

GENERAL MEMES: Magic Themed 🌙✨🔮 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: magic, violence, death, addiction

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪” to reverse the characters where applicable!

🔮 - To ask my muse to try and read your muse’s future. 🌙 - For my muse and your muse to work together for a spell. 🎴 - For my muse to do a tarot reading for yours. 🤝🏼- For our muses to combine their powers to fight an enemy. 🥄- For my muse to teach/explain to yours how to brew a potion. ✨ - For my muse to tell yours that magic exists. 🌝 - For my muse to struggle to do a spell that your muse needed them to do. 🩸 - For my muse to overextend their magical abilities in front of/in defence of yours. 💀 - For my muse attempting to resurrect another muse. 🍂 - For my muse to use nature-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🔥 - For my muse to use fire-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌊 - For my muse to use water-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌍 - For my muse to use earth-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🧊 - For my muse to use ice-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. ⚡ - For my muse to use lightning/electric-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 💡 - For my muse to use light/energy-based magic to come to your muse’s aid. 🌑 - For my muse to use dark magic to come to your muse’s aid. ✋🏼 - For my muse to attempt to use magic to heal yours. 💥 - For my muse to start to lose control of their magic in front of yours. 🍙 - For my muse to magically conjure our muses some tasty food.

SENTENCES:

“Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that potion!” “Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that spell!” “You shouldn’t use your powers for personal gain.” “They’re my powers, my magic, and I’ll use it to do what I damned well please.” “Why don’t you make yourself useful and start lighting the candles?” “What happened back there? It looked like that spell took a lot out of you.” “Love spells are fucked up, you know? You shouldn’t do that.” “Did you do that on purpose? You witch.” “Asshole stole my spell!” “Your magic has made you a monster.” “What happened to you [ name ]. What happened to the [ witch / fairy / etc ] I met at [ time / location / event ]? You’re a monster.” “Oh I’m the monster, look at them!” “This is bullshit, that’s not my future, you’re a fraud!” “Just because you don’t want to believe in it, doesn’t ,mean it’s not true.” “You can deny it all you want, but you saw it, magic is real.” “This school is where we learn how to control and use our powers, plus it’s nice to meet other [ witch / fairy / etc ] when you don’t really have anyone to relate to in the ‘real world’.” “I can do the spell, for a price that is.” “You shouldn’t take advantage of people who need your help, you should want to use your magic to protect them.” “Magic is one of the most powerful forces on this earth!” “Dark magic can be… addictive…” “It doesn’t work like that, magic can only do so much.” “What are you talking about! I’m the one in control! Look at what I can do!” “Magic doesn’t have to always come at a price, not if you use it properly.” “Magic always has a price.” “How did you do that!? That’s impossible!” “The dark magic, it turned [ him / her / them ] into a different person. It does that to people.” “I’m powerful and I’m pissed off, you do not want to get in my way.” “I had to wean myself off the dark magic on my own.” “I’m fine, it was just a big spell… don’t worry about me.” “I can’t control it, I can’t control my powers! I can’t stop!” “Breathe, just breathe, relax, you’re a powerful [ witch / fairy / etc ], you can take back control.” “That was flashy, but ultimately useless.” “How did you do that spell? Can you teach me?” “Magic is supposed to help people! You aren’t supposed to use it to hurt them.” “[ he / she / they ] is using dark magic, we need to stop them before something terrible happens.” “You can’t just use magic to solve all of your problems.” “Why tidy your rooms when you can just use magic?” “There’s no going back from it if you cast that spell.” “[ he / she / they ] tricked me into helping them with a dark spell. People got hurt. It was my fault.” “I can’t stop doing it, the dark magic, it’s addictive.” “Life isn’t always fair, I have magic, why shouldn’t I use it?” “I want to show the world how powerful I am, they should be afraid of me, I could wipe them all out with a thought.” “You’re losing control, you need to focus.” “Are you serious!? [ he / she / they ] is the most powerful [ witch / fairy / etc ] I’ve heard of! We can’t stop [ him / her / them ], we don’t stand a chance!”

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goodvibesandmemes

GENERAL MEMES: Vampire/Immortal Themed 🩸🦇🌹

↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: violence, death, blood, murder, depression/negative thoughts

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪”to reverse the characters where applicable!

SENTENCES:

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clawsandsnark

Oh no is your humanity off?

trimorfaloc

Hypocrite

#ooc

Don't mind me, I'm just lurking for today.

#ooc

calisources

CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT. a collection of quotes and scenarios about vampires. change pronouns/names as you see fit. These were all taken from different sources of fiction, both in literature and audiovisual media. all known triggers for vampire media apply (blood, death, murder, gothic horror, obsessive love and more).

SENTENCES AND QUOTES. change pronouns and names, locations as you see fit.

"I took mythology a lot more seriously since I’d become a vampire."

“None of us really changes over time; we only become more fully what we are.”

"A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age."

"How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful and magical?”

"The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him."

"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!"

"The blood is the life!"

"Loving the monsters always ends badly for the humans. It's a rule."

“When people see good, they expect good. I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.”

“Love is a vampire’s greatest weakness. And we are not weak.”

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”

“For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.”

"I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret."

“I'm in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I'm in love with her and it's driving me crazy. I'm not in control.”

"Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be."

"Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to."

"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure and even a little danger."

"Sometimes the world turns good people into bad people."

"People have been after me for a thousand years, but I'm always one step ahead."

"Mother made us vampires. She didn't make us monsters. We did that to ourselves."

"Perhaps one day, in a year or even in a century. You'll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer."

"Do you have any idea how rare love is? In a thousand years, I have found it but twice, and when I have, I have honored it."

"You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again."

“When you feel the blood rush in, you tell yourself that you’re gonna get through it; that you’re strong enough.”

“You’d be surprised how easy it is to forget the past, Elena.”

“I wanna rip into your skin. And I wanna feed on your blood. Under your skin.”

“I just want one taste. That''s all I need. I just want one taste.”

“There’s the briefest of moments before we kill, where we literally hold their life in our hands and then rip it away, and we’re left with nothing.”

“Do you know the secret to immortality?”

“The vampire bond. There is no human equivalent.”

“He was my mentor, my murderer, my maker.”

“When was the last time you drank blood?”

“Left you with a bit of a craving, didn’t it? One day that craving is gonna grow.”

“That's cause you took my life! I got nothing. I lost everything. I lost my brother. I lost my family. About to lose the last fucking thing I care about.”

“And then I watched you pull over and drain a dog. And run down an alleyway for two more rats. This is not a life!”

“Hunting is an art. You have the power to subdue anyone you want, but sometimes restraint is your most powerful weapon.”

“What does this taste like to you?”

“There is one thing about being a vampire that I must fear above all else, and that is loneliness. You can't imagine the emptiness. The void.”

“Vampires are killers. Apex predators whose all-seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment. The ability to see a human life in its entirety.”

“Don’t underestimate the allure of the darkness. Even the purest hearts are drawn to it.”

“End of the day, human life is just a means to an end. Our means to our end.”

“A mutual law of nature is the strong always take from the weak.”

“It’s better to have a flawed life lived than wasted rotting away in clay.”

“Hatred, a pure and perfect hatred that’s greater now than the day I first took your life.”

“A thousand years of history isn’t going to write itself.”

“I can’t be killed.”

“I’m the monster lesser monsters fear.”

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

"You don't know what you are asking of me. To drink from you."

"You need blood, take it."

"To walk with me you must die to your breathing life, and be reborn to mine."

"I love you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise."

"You loved me once, you will love me again."

"I made him. Did you know that?"

"I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine."

"What did you think was gonna happen? She would look at you, see your real face and give you a kiss?"

"I could swap this life of shame. Swap it out for a dark gift. You just have to ask me for it."

"Vampyrism is, by definition, an afterlife."

"I'm not the one who was sleeping with one vampire while half in love with another. Your morality is a moving target. Mine is not."

"A man damaged by his demons and those demons are not dormant, they are hell-bent on killing me and everything I find beautiful. And you, you are beautiful."

"You are stronger now. Meaner. Sexier."

"They are like vampire royalty. The oldest among us."

"He is the original hybrid. Half vampire, half werewolf."

"We both know I could snap your neck and do my nails at the same time."

“Viktor. The oldest and strongest of us. That night, he made me a Vampire. "

"Stop fighting who you are."

"I'll tell you what I know about death, Camille. Death dances silently in everyone's shadow, and she doesn't give a damn."

"Turns out, I have complicated feelings for a monster."

ACTIONS AND SCENARIOS. Add a +reverse for the inverse action. Change names as you see fit.

[YOU ARE NOT HUMAN]: sender figured out receiver is a vampire and confronts them.

[FEEDING HOUR]: receiver finds sender feeding on someone's blood.

[WHEN IS A MONSTER NOT A MONSTER]: sender touches receiver's vampire face, showing they are not afraid.

[YOU NEED TO]: sender offers their blood to receiver.

[ECHOES OF THE PAST]: receiver is a doppelganger/looks like a person the sender knew in the past.

[DEATH AND THE MAIDEN]: receiver and sender can't be together as one is immortal and the other is a vampire.

[MY MAKER, MY LOVER]: sender is receiver's sire and they reunite after centuries after.

[BOND]: receiver is senders fledgling and sender can feel them.

[ELIXIR]: receiver is hurt and sender, a vampire, feeds them their blood.

[SHARING]: sender tempts receiver to share a meal of blood.

[HUNTING THE HUNTER]: sender is a vampire hunter, and they found receiver.

[THE INVITATION]: receiver receives an INVITATION to stay at sender's gothic/ancient manor.

[DRACULA'S BRIDE]: sender wants receiver to be one of their wives/lovers.

[BLOOD FAMILIAR]: sender is a vampire familiar, a human bloodbag under receiver protection. receiver finds out another vampire had bitten them.

[CRAVING]: sender tasted receiver once and craved them again.

[INVITED]: after bring invited inside, sender shows up at receiver's home.

[LICK]: sender licks receiver's blood remains from their mouth.

[LAST RESORT]: receiver has to turn sender into vampire because they are dying. sender wakes up in transition.

[ANCHOR]: sender calms receiver down after receiver went on a bloodlust spree. sender reminds them their humanity.

[RIVAL COVENS]: sender and receiver are from rival vampire covens and they talk in neutral ground.

[HUMANITY]: sender is human and because of them, receiver is starting to feel humanity again.

[I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE]: receiver is guiding sender through the early stages of vampirism.

[RIVAL SPECIES]: sender is a werewolf/witch and receiver is a vampire. they fall in love/ally with each other.

[DHAMPIR]: sender is a half human, half vampire who just had their first taste of human blood. receiver finds them.

[REFLECTION]: sender looks in the mirror and finds out that receiver has no reflection.

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trimorfaloc

STARTER CALL

Just for short starters.

consultthemuses

Sentence Meme: 45 Dorian Pavus Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/magic/violence references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Selfish, I suppose. Not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside. ❜

❛ A place to set up camp, perhaps? ❜

❛ Sometimes… sometimes love isn’t enough, [name]. ❜

❛ That’s… depressing. I’m not sure why. ❜

❛ I’m getting slaughtered over here! ❜

❛ What a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes? ❜

❛ And everything was perfectly serene until they disturbed the ancient altar. ❜

❛ That’s… not a terrible point. Okay. ❜

❛ We’re not in court, dear woman. No need for the honey. ❜

❛ Let’s be watchful. I understand this country’s full of dogs. ❜

❛ Seriously, just how many keys does one ancient temple need? ❜

❛ Better to be in the fold than out in the wilds? For a sheep, that is. ❜

❛ I hope you tried the ham they were serving, by the way. Tasted of despair. Fascinating. ❜

❛ A cheerful addition to any decent swamp. ❜ ❛ Look at this profile. Isn’t it incredible? I picture it in marble. ❜

❛ That must be a year’s worth of argument for the scholars. ❜

❛ I’m too pretty to die! ❜

❛ It was fun to goad you. You get this little knot between your eyebrows. ❜

❛ What are the odds that all these people just happened to die here? ❜

❛ It will be wonderful to rid the world of these cretins. ❜

❛ Haha, I could do this all day! ❜

❛ The things you ask are just… very personal. ❜

❛ I knew you’d come around. ❜

❛ It’s not such a terrible thing. Some of my best friends are murderers. ❜

❛ Let me guess: the locals claim this place is haunted. ❜

❛ More light. How cheery. ❜

❛ I don’t wish to alarm everyone, but we’ve all gone blind. ❜

❛ Does the cold not bother any of you? Truly? ❜

❛ Just once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders. ❜

❛ There’s a lake like this one near my family’s estates. Fewer demons. ❜

❛ Living a lie… it festers inside you, like poison. You have to fight for what’s in your heart. ❜

❛ I always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth. ❜

❛ Knee-jerk defense of your former comrades? I quite understand. ❜

❛ I’m drying out from the inside. ❜

❛ This place gives me a headache. ❜

❛ Pretty, in a haunting, “this archway might collapse on me at any moment” way. ❜

❛ It might sound that way to someone who’s been clubbed on the head too often. ❜

❛ Just try not to think about it. Or fall. Falling would be worse. ❜

❛ I’m shocked I’ve never seen this plant before. It’s so melodramatic. ❜

❛ Reminds me of when mother would take me boating, in the summer. Well, she had the servants take me on the boat while she sat inside with a cool drink. ❜

❛ Treacherous ground here. I’m picturing myself bumping all the way down a mountain. ❜

❛ Perhaps we should search about a bit? ❜

❛ Is it me, or did the temperature plunge as we stepped inside? ❜

❛ Oh, look—a dragon. What a perfect way to ruin our day. ❜

❛ So wonderful to see old friends. ❜

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goodvibesandmemes

CUTESY MEMES: Valentine’s Day/Romance Themed 🌸🌹💋 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them, can be romantic or platonic where possible etc.

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪” to reverse the characters where applicable!

💐 - To give my muse some flowers 🧁 - For our muses bake together. 🥰 - For my muse to give yours a romantic complement. 🎬 - For our muses to watch a movie together. 🍜 - For our muses to go out for a dinner date together. 💖 - For your muse to confess their love to mine. ✨ - For my muse to tell your muse about someone they love. 🦢 - For our muses go on a romantic walk in the park. 🍷 - For our muses to share a bottle of wine. 🍝 - For our muses to share a homemade meal. 🧇 - For my muse to make yours breakfast in bed. 🌼 - For our muses to spend valentines day together as friends. 💋 - To give my muse a kiss. 📨 - To send my muse a valentines card. 💝 - For my muse to give yours a box of chocolates

SENTENCES:

“I don’t usually do valentine’s day, but I saw this and thought you might like it.” “What are you doing for valentine’s day? I plan to spend it watching Star Trek in a pikachu onesie.” “You mean the world to me, you know.” “I tried to go all out and pair up the wine but then I remembered I know nothing about wines so I just got this merlot.” “I hate valentine’s day.” “Hey do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.” “This must suck for the valentine’s day teddy bears though…” “You look amazing.” “I just thought today was a great day to say I’m so happy to be with you. I love you.” “Honey, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.” “I can’t believe my [ partner / girlfriend / boyfriend ] broke up with me the day before valentine’s day.” “I think I have a secret admirer.” “Wanna be my platonic valentine?” “Thanks, [ name ]. Valentine’s day’s always been quite difficult for me, so I’d really appreciate the company.” “Thank you, seriously, thank you so much, it’s a lovely gesture… but I’m allergic to tree nuts.” “I have always loved that IKEA heart cushion, but is it okay? I mean… it doesn’t have a face. Can it breathe?” “I once got married in Club Penguin on Valentine’s day. That was pretty romantic.” “I’m a great valentine to have because I’m never gonna give you up, [ name ], I’m never gonna let you down, I’m never gonna run around and hurt you.” “Hey, if I buy this red velvet cake will you help me eat it?” “Is this an acceptable occasion for us to have the penis pasta?” “So I didn’t realise this could happen, but I think those chocolates are making me tipsy.” “Why is everyone so obsessed with valentine’s day?”

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Sentence Meme: 97 Phoebe Halliwell Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/supernatural references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Can you do anything about this thunder? ‘Cause it’s making me nuts. ❜

❛ Wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty ❜

❛ Hope you guys got a discount on all that leather. ❜

❛ I curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing. ❜

❛ If you put your head in that coffee cup anymore your gonna need a snorkel. ❜

❛ Aww.. poor little evil creatures. ❜

❛ I think i did something really bad. ❜

❛ I need your help. ❜

❛ Thank you, yes. That makes me feel so much better. ❜

❛ I’ll do what I should’ve done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass. ❜

❛ I’m pregnant. ❜

❛ Um, you know what? We’re not really sure, so why don’t you just come back later, okay? ❜

❛ Oh, I’m making soup for [name], he’ll eat it in a bowl, I guess that’s my new role, making soup for [name]. ❜

❛ Hovering? Well that must be the infamous pillow smothering demon. ❜

❛ Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. ❜

❛ We could sure use some cosmic help right about now. ❜

❛ If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I’d be rich. ❜

❛ Ask and you shall receive. ❜

❛ Well, I did consider.. scratching.. him..? ❜

❛ Flying is awesome, its the landing that’s a bitch. ❜

❛ Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them! ❜

❛ I’m trying to get a premonition. ❜

❛ Wanna take a Wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle? ❜

❛ Ready to kick some ass… sis? ❜

❛ These boots may be made for walkin’, but they’re never walkin’ back to you buddy. ❜

❛ [name], what you do in your spare time——. ❜

❛ I don’t know what happened. One second I was talking to [name] and the next I was attacking him. ❜

❛ Earthquakes give me the jeebies. ❜

❛ If we can’t protect her from geese, how will we protect her from demons? ❜

❛ Please! You’ve got to help me! Down in the basement! ❜

❛ Sorry, had to grab my broom. ❜

❛ Well, at least our lives won’t be boring. ❜

❛ Don’t worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex. ❜

❛ Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, fifteen seconds. ❜

❛ My, Santa, how you’ve changed. ❜

❛ I am trapped in pantaloons right now. Where is the mirror? ❜

❛ Great. Generation 666. ❜

❛ Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear? ❜

❛ Well, don’t look at me I’ve been shot. ❜

❛ Better not. I don’t think Advil’s been invented yet. ❜

❛ The only broom I’ve ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop. ❜

❛ I’m not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right? ❜

❛ Whew. For a minute there, I thought you were here to win me back. ❜

❛ [name] don’t! You think I abandoned you. You think it’s my fault that [name] died. You blame me, you should just admit it. ❜

❛ I could understand running if he didn’t love me back, you know? Fight or flight. It’s the nature of the beast. ❜

❛ We hearken ye? What? Are we summoning a leprechaun here? ❜

❛ Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers! ❜

❛ No, actually, some guy that I met at the gas station.. yes, of course [name]! ❜

❛ I slept with my boss. ❜

❛ Why? Why can’t you stay here and have the life that you should have had? ❜

❛ That’s it. The wedding is off! Tell everyone to get outta here. Go-go-go-go! ❜

❛ I think that I deserve to know. ❜

❛ He’s just trying to reconnect with you, you know that, right? ❜

❛ There’s a reason my résumé is only three sentences long. ❜

❛ No, but that’s not possible. Is that possible? ❜

❛ Oh, you guys didn’t have to get out of bed for little old me. ❜

❛ I’ve been calling for you all week. Didn’t you hear me? ❜

❛ Now would that be the pillow smothering demon or the lock picking demon? ❜

❛ I mean, surely you’re skipping some rungs on the ladder here. ❜

❛ Yeah, I didn’t hear what you just said, but if you’re wondering who’s behind this, I was about to look in the book. ❜

❛ This costume happens to be a protest statement. ❜

❛ Of course. What would you expect from Maid Marian? ❜

❛ 4, 16, 19, 30, 32 and 40. Those are the winning numbers. ❜

❛ What did I do? Premonition him to death? ❜

❛ Where’s Buffy when you need her? ❜

❛ What’s the matter, [name]? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring? ❜

❛ He’s a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu. ❜

❛ You know, silver things that go jingle jingle? ❜

❛ What about what I’ve given up, [name]? I’ve given up my family, my heritage, my life! ❜

❛ You are the most sweetest, most caring person I’ve ever met. No, I mean that, you are. You’re always there to help anybody, even strangers. You’ve been doing it your whole life. ❜

❛ Why don’t you just marry [name]? ❜

❛ Hey [name], I’m just letting you know I might have to leave the country for a while—— but don’t worry, I will call you. ❜

❛ Because this isn’t just about me. Look, I don’t wanna die, but I’m not gonna sit around and wait for an innocent to die either. ❜

❛ Did anyone ever think that maybe he’s a warlock? ❜

❛ You’re not kidding. ❜

❛ You usually do something very final if you catch my drift. ❜

❛ Once you break the small rules, it’s just a matter of time before the big ones are next. ❜

❛ There is a demon on the loose. ❜

❛ Okay, just don’t go taking any vows while I’m gone, all right? ❜

❛ No. I’m the Amazing [name]. ❜

❛ [name], I’m not nuts. Okay maybe a little, but that’s irrelevant here. ❜

❛ We call the spirits to help undo and send him off to… Timbuktu? Whoa. It worked. ❜

❛ Well, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymes with “undo”. ❜

❛ Okay, just listen to me for one second. All we have to do is find a way. ❜

❛ What? Oh, no. Any more good news? ❜

❛ Okay. I don’t know how that information helps us right now.. ❜

❛ And then [name] crashed through the front door on a Harley. ❜

❛ What, did a spell backfire? ❜

❛ Oh, worshipping me, adoring me, exalting my name. There is so much love in this room I can barely stand it. ❜

❛ Okay, you knew I didn’t love all those guys, right? ❜

❛ Why not? She blows you up all the time. ❜

❛ I just never thought of myself as the marrying type. It’s not something I fantasized about. Ever. ❜

❛ Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah. ❜

❛ You know, you keep throwing this ‘we’ word around and I don’t see you doing anything. ❜

❛ Good people do not turn other people into water coolers! ❜

❛ I would stay out of my bedroom if I were you. Unless you want to get slapped again. ❜

❛ The safest place [name] knows is with me. He said so. ❜

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𝙱𝙱𝙲 𝙼𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.

these are taken from the bbc show with the same title, triggers may or may not be present, proceed with caution and feel free to adjust any you that you deem necessary.

poor child. it can’t have been easy to grow up without a mother.

you are special. the likes of which I’ve never seen before.

what do you mean?

well… magic requires incantations, spells that take years to study.

what i saw you do was… elemental. Instinctive.

you are a question that has never been posed before, [optional:name].

people used magic for the wrong ends at that time.

there was one dragon he/she/they chose not to kill.

i… i… i have no idea what just happened.

i know what it was. i just want to know where you learned how to do it.

where did you study? answer me!

what do you want me to say?

i warn you, i’ve been trained to kill since birth.

wow. and how long have you been training to be a prat?

you can’t address me like that.

i saw what you did. it was so brave.

well, i’m glad you walked away. you weren’t going to beat him.

let this serve as a lesson to all.

i pride myself as a fair and just king/queen.

why are you not joining us at the feast?

i just don’t think chopping someone’s head off is cause for a celebration.

you were not around twenty years ago. you have no idea what it was like.

how long are you going to keep punishing people for what happened then?

until they realize there is no room for magic in my kingdom.

with your swordcraft and this shield, i guarantee you’ll win.

when you’re competing in the tournament, you pin your opponent under the shield.

i’m not sure fairness comes into it. you never know, it might be fun.

how come you’re so much better at this than me?

i know pretty much everything there is to know about armor, which is actually kind of sad.

aren’t you forgetting something?

i saw you fighting today. you have a very aggressive style.

i don’t see that there’s anything to be jealous of.

see these two small wounds? looks like a snake bite.

can you heal him/her/them?

i know magic when i see it.

so what i say doesn’t count for anything?

i’m afraid it counts for very little as far as the king/queen is concerned.

i want you to swear to me what you’re telling me is true.

i know i’m just a servant and my word doesn’t count for anything. i wouldn’t lie to you.

do you wish to withdraw from the tournament?

i believed you. i trusted you and you made me look a complete fool.

how can i lead men into battle if they think i’m a coward?

how can you go out there and fight like that?

why does everyone seem to think it’s down to me to do something about it?

you have to show everyone that you were right and they were wrong.

how can it be my destiny to protect someone who hates me.

[optional:name], i wanted you to know your secret’s safe with me.

why do you conceal it from me?

the victims are dying within twenty-four hours and it’s spreading fast.

i don’t know what it said on your invitation but on mine it said ‘celebration’.

i wonder if you’d know what your type was if it was standing right next to you.

why do you want to be a knight so much?

hear my words. whatever it takes, i will make this right.

ever since i was a child, i’ve dreamed of coming here.

my punishment is mine to bear and mine to bear alone.

i wish there was something that i could do.

you can stop blaming yourself.

this is madness. i don’t have magic that powerful. there must be another way.

you don’t sound like a knight. you don’t even look like a knight!

we have two hours to find a way to kill that thing.

i have no time to explain. i need weapons, armor, the best you’ve got.

forgive me, sire. i have come to bid you farewell.

you were prepared to sacrifice your life to save me.

has anyone ever told you you’re a genius?

in life you always have a choice. sometimes it’s easier to think that you don’t.

i cannot stay when there’s no longer a use for me.

you must promise me you will not waste your gifts.

this is becoming a near daily occurrence with you.

so killing things mends a broken heart?

he/she/they hates magic more than he cares for me.

we’re supposed to be hunting. it requires speed, stealth and an agile mind!

there is much written about you that you have yet to read.

for once, you don’t have to worry. i’m going to do nothing.

are you not fond of old crypts?

you began this war when you threw me from the court and slaughtered my kind.

you brought that on yourself with the evil you practiced.

i have watched so many people i love die at your hands, now…it is your turn.

i hate to ask but I was… wondering if you had anything to eat..

i had no idea you were so keen to die for me.

only a madman hears the truth as treason.

well, i know you. and you’re a great warrior. one day you’ll be a great king.

but you must learn to listen as well as you fight.

we haven’t done all the things we’re meant to do!

then maybe next time you’ll think twice about lying to me.

where do you get the idea you can sit around all day and do nothing?

do you think i sit around and do nothing?

i know now who i really am, and it isn’t something to be scared of.

maybe one day people will come to see magic as a force for good.

we don’t always need to speak to communicate.

how can you be so heartless?

i would die for you a thousand times.

you’re a great warrior – the finest this kingdom has ever known.

if i don’t show up it might be because i don’t know where i’m going.

i have lived for over a thousand years. do not believe that you can lie to me.

there must be something i can do, someway to save you.

you’re not on your own anymore. i’m going to look after you, i promise.

do you know how it feels, to be a monster?

i need your help in.. expressing, my feelings.

there is no power on this earth that can know all possible futures.

the future is as yet unshaped, it is we that shape it.

are you really going to face this dragon with me?

do you know how many times i’ve had to save your royal backside?

do you think we should be going after them?

you need to be more in touch with the people.

then, if you’re going to do it, make it quick.

do you think i deserve to be executed because of who i am?

what are you going to do? kill me?

you play it so well you’ve fooled him/her/them but you don’t fool me.

why would you say such a thing?

you know what you need after a hard day’s hunt?

there is evil in your heart.

you had to open your big mouth, didn’t you, [optional:name]?

what do they call you then?

nobility is defined by what you do, and not by who you are.

i’m the one who gives the orders, remember?

you have no idea what it’s like to have a destiny… you can’t escape.

if you really want to know what i think? i think you’re mad. i think you’re all mad.

if you ever feel like being beaten in a horse race, you’ll know where to find me.

you may be a prince/princess, but i don’t always have to do what you tell me to.

you know what your problem is? all talk, and no trousers!

they’ve always been loyal to you.

i don’t understand how anyone would want to hurt their friends.

i don’t condone the use of magic.

they do everything for you but they don’t have any thanks!

you’re…about to be burnt at the stake, we can’t execute you twice.

are you telling me, you let him/her/them run straight past you?

this is what happens when you spend all day in the tavern.

perhaps mucking out my horses will help sober you up.

the only rule is- there are no rules.

is it true that they attack at dawn?

then have no fear. no harm will come to you- i can promise you that.

when i am threatening you, you’ll know about it.

what part of the word “secret” did you not understand?

there is no other person i would rather die for.

your enemies are my enemies.

aren’t you forgetting something- i have magic.

you’re the bravest of them all and he doesn’t even know it.

i swore that one day i would repay you. now is the moment.

i do not belong to this world. there is nothing left for me here, now.

you have torn the veil between the worlds.

my magic is useless against them. i’ve tried. i’ve never felt so powerless.

something deep inside… and when it came for me, i felt this emptiness… i couldn’t breathe.

you know, they say the darkest hour is just before the dawn.

all the things i’ve faced…i’ve never worried about dying.

i always thought, if things had been different, we would have been good friends.

the burden is mine and mine to bear alone.

what is the life of a servant, compared to that of a prince/princess?

will you give yourself to the spirits to save your prince/princess?

you’re telling me you weren’t even a little bit scared?

i’m just saying, you shouldn’t be wandering around the palace.

i know you will make me proud as you always have.

we could bring this noble creature back to life!

then all is lost. we’ll be massacred, every last one of us!

it’ll be a surprise, i love surprises, who doesn’t love a good… surprise?

i know where we’re going. i just can’t tell you, that’s all.

i know your abilities better than anyone. i am eternally grateful.

will it be hot, will it be cold, will it be wet, will it be dry?

oh, maybe something you said gave it away.

you two have got yourselves in a bit of a pickle, haven’t you?

i was wrong. coming here was a great idea.

i can see deep into your heart. it is cold, cold as stone.

this doesn’t have to be like this. we could find another way.

how can you hope to understand?

you don’t know what it’s like to be an outsider!

to be ashamed of how you were born; to hide who you are.

why should i feel any differently about him/her/them?

please, i’m begging you. women and children are dying. the city will fall.

you should leave now while you still can.

i’m going to be at your side - like i always am, protecting you.

she/he/they is the darkness to your light, the hatred to your love.

you have to do what you believe is right.

you should have more faith in yourself.

there’s something more… something you’re not telling me isn’t there.

you know the answer but your not telling me, why?

come on, time an again you put your life on the line. there must be a reason.

i believe in a fair and just land.

i’m so sorry for everything that you’ve been through.

standing here, seeing so many happy faces… it almost seems like a dream.

i can tell you, i have not felt like this in a long time.

i promise you, that in the future i will give you the love and respect you deserve.

you don’t know how much i regret everything that i’ve done!

i have seen the evils in this world.

you were just trying to protect your friends.

let’s just wait and see what tomorrow brings.

well, at least you’ve got your sense of humour back.

a dragon’s heart is on its right side, not its left.

you will need more than words to break this magic.

it takes powerful magic to create this disease, but to maintain it, you need a vessel.

you must eradicate the source of the disease.

you always say the same thing; ‘help me’. however you fail to help others.

you failed to heed my words before.

from this day forward i do not know you. from this day forward, i disown you.

you know what they say, good food takes time to prepare.

why are you so good to me?

you’ve already saved me, you made me feel loved.

this is one of those moments where i tell you something isn’t a good idea and you ignore me, isn’t it?

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❝ Looks like like SOMEONE got dressed up for the occasion ! ❞ the tribrid laughed, ❝ whomanaged to force you into (( THAT OUTFIT )) ? ❞

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❝ Don't you think that maybe I'd have TRIED that if I thought it was possible ? ❞ Hope shrugged, ❝ ((( MAGIC ))) doesn't work that way. I wish it did, but it JUST doesn't ! ❞

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