Megan Thee Stallion
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Megan Thee Stallion
I was giving them both directions on how to drive through a walkie talkie
“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”
-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut
Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this
I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing
so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?
So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”
Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmKloAqHllB/
someone has to do the job
rather not
Frida Kahlo from an unsent letter to Diego Rivera.
Saw this on Twitter
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
🧸Help my family make rent by April 10th🧸
so if you know from following me, grandma has been in and out of the hospital since last thanksgiving and has been staying in me and my mother’s care when she’s discharged and it has been a very difficult time for all of us, especially since i was laid off from my seasonal job (where i got sexually assaulted by one of my managers at. i reported him & virtually no action was taken). in the meantime i have a two day out of the week part time job that i hardly make anything at (i would get more hours if it was available, it’s not) & staying home to monitor and care for my grandmother.
she’s currently been transferred to another city’s hospital awaiting artificial heart surgery (the doctors say she is too weak and (allah forbid) may not survive it if they go through with it too soon) so we are on edge trying to get as much time with her as possible so she doesn’t get lonely & scared. since me and my mom have been switching off days we care for her, that means she has been missing work, & combined with all the costs of traveling to hospital visits, medicine, and necessities she needs to be comfortable, we are not able to make rent this month.
i need to raise $800 this month and getting anywhere close to that would be a huge help and less weight on our shoulders. thank you for taking the time to read this & share, and for keeping my grandma in your prayers or good thoughts 💜
to help:
cash.me/$sheisresting
paypal.me/sleepisforlovers
venmo: @ sleepisforlovers
0/800
Sometimes it really should be like that