Lifes a Garden, Dig It
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Discoholic šŖ©
I'd rather be in outer space šø
cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£
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Kaledo Art
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Peter Solarz
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@lizardvvizard
Lifes a Garden, Dig It
What Trump dying would NOT do: take white supremacy with him, end the issues that are so deeply imbedded in this county's foundation, end fascism
What Trump dying WOULD do: make me laugh very hard very much and very forcefully, perhaps even shed tears
why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck
are you sure it's a spider?
yes i am it looks like this
oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.
why is it in my room
and why do you know what it tastes like
@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like
nom nom.
yummy yummy in my tummy tummy
when and why did you eat a wolf spider
band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.
the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.
why was your solution to eat them
i mean, no one else was gonna.
The return of a legend
Moon Palace Books is an independent bookstore located just behind Minneapolis police precinct 3 - the starting point of the riots last night.
When the police tried to set up barricades around the store, they said, āno thanksā and instead set up a station for protesters to get food, water, treatment, etc⦠They hung up an āAbolish the Policeā banner in their window and are just generally badass.
They are also an amazing bookstore that is doing mail orders. Please consider using them if you are looking to buy something new to read.
Positive reinforcement.
Diablo3 - Necromancer After a long time of work and struggles along the way, my Necromancer from Diablo 3 is finally finished!Ā So many new techniques and materials I had to use; New worbla techniques, working with chainmail, casting, gradient dying a wig and 3D modelling. But Iām honestly super happy with the results. Itās pretty mobile but the downside is that itās really warm. Not really a summer outfit, hahaha. Iāll wear this again during Pixelmania in Poland so hoping to get some awesome pictures of this costume!
i think its very sexy how millennials are very anti-ad. like. ads were invented to encourage us to buy stuff. but me and all my friends? if we see an ad for something it fills us with rage. a pure hatred. if you interrupt my twitch stream or my stupid TV show for you stupid product i will hate you product for the end of time. i will spit on it whenever i see it. your ad doesnāt work on me. it doesnāt make me want to buy your shitty thing. it makes me want to piss on your shitty thing. fuck you ad companies.Ā
ad companies: i know what weāll do. weāll make short video segments that show our product is a positive way so we live an invisible, subconscious imprint on the viewers mind that our product is Good, so that when they see it when they are out theyāre more inclined to buy it
millennials: i dont drink monster, no. i was trying to watch an esports twitch stream and every 10 seconds monster got advertised to me. now everytime i see or think about monster, i am filled with a vile rage. i will never drink monster as long as i lie. i fucking hate monster so much
i had a very illuminating conversation with a guy about 10 years younger than me that really put this change into perspective, which is this:
i have a very distinct memory, in my childhood, of the moment of my disillusionment.Ā i believed that grown-ups knew what they were doing, and that the things that seemed so obvious to me had to be obvious to them, too (things like DONāT GO TO WAR IN IRAQ, for example).Ā i believed that, and had that belief pulled out from under me, so my disillusionment comes with a sense of betrayal.
a mere 10 years younger than me, this guy has no such moment or memory.Ā he never believed grown-ups were fundamentally competent, or good, or reasonable.Ā he never lived in a world where things didnāt feel constantly careening wildly out of control.Ā thereās no betrayal in his sense that the government has failed him - of course it has, it was always going to.Ā he doesnāt remember a time pre-bush, or pre-9/11, or pre-iraq war.Ā this is just what the world has always looked like for him.Ā so itās not really a sense ofĀ ādisillusionment,ā actually - his generation never had any illusions to lose.Ā theyāve just been in this world so long itās all theyāve ever known.
Born around the year 2000 gang
@nazi-puncher-blazkowicz this is legit.. Me
Does anyone know what day it is today?
like junetember 75th i think
march 33rd
its frickin april?
bullshit
Itās fucking Christmas you morons
Itās the 88th day of Christmas
itās october 195
Itās like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020
Itās 4pm. Days and months donāt exist, only 4pm.
It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times
Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.
You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.
It is September 9728th, 1993
This post is wholesome
The only reason I know what day it is so far is because Iāve been playing Animal Crossing New Horizons every day. :p
I think I must be in the future cuz Iām going off Minecraft time
Halloween - 170 days. Thatās my new calendar.
Itās Stardate 41986.0
I think itās yesterday?
Sunday 2: electric boogaloo
It probably a wednesday⦠i thinkā¦
Iāve realized my Ideal Outfit is this:
button-ups, high-waisted jeans, and Docs. You literally canāt go wrong.
itās perfect. you can dress it up or down. itās flattering on any body type. itās the perfect amount of androgynous, and it even has Femme and Masc variants:
Right now Iām wearing a botanical print blouse I thrifted off etsy and itās from the 90s so it has shoulder pads sewn in. fuckin sweet is what it is
to anyone who says that their body type wouldnāt look flattering in this sense of style- i am plus sized and am a firm believer you can wear anything you waNt and yoU caN WeaR thIs and LoOk AmAZinG
PHOTO EVIDENCE !!! YOU CAN WEAR THIS !!!!!
YESSSSS I saw some tags saying they didnāt think they wereĀ āskinny enoughā to pull off this look when I clearly said itās flattering on any body type cause itās a good ass look !!!
After rigorous testing, can confirm: itās a good ass look.
I feel called out, but youāre right.
Itās
a
versatile
look.
all of yall are so validĀ ššš I should have mentioned in the original post how good suspenders are. Theyāre so much better at holding my pants up than belts.Ā
also for folks with boobs that are saying they canāt wear button ups: just get a shirt a couple sizes bigger and tuck/tie your shirt and cuff your sleeves, or leave some of the top buttons open. Itās part of the Look but itās also part of the functionality lmao. The style youāre going for isĀ āI found these super ugly clothes from a thrift store that donāt really fit me right so of course Iām wearing them anywayā
@biggaymatt Sad news buddy
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
Thank you. I will
cassandra, making prophecies:
āClowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.ā
ā P. T. Barnum
pegging clowns????
pegging hung clowns????
This is why this website is worth negative money
I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars
im short & bitter