i couldn't possibly.

#1 Nyack-wants-Jens truther. old. you can call me whatever. not actually horny, this is just an elaborate bit. 99% of my posts are queued, so don't ever assume I'm online.

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Sorry for acting like a sex pervert. It’s just that I’m perverted about sex is all.

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Ok now I need to know your sexuality headcanon for each Emily PC!

Moonshine: omnisexual, aro-ish non-monog

Fia: it's very complex but basically boils down to... lesbian, greysexual

Tarragon: lesbian, aroace

Onyx: bisexual with a strong preference for men, aro

Callie: bisexual with a strong preference for men

Welly: lesbian

Slug: lesbian

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Slug would date nonbinary people, so lesbian is a oversimplification actually.

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NADDPOD campaigns as Demeter Perfumes

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Moonshine Cybin

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Beverly Toegold V

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Galad Rosell

Nana Kindleaf's Purse

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NADDPOD campaigns as Demeter Perfumes

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Hardwon Surefoot

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Moonshine Cybin

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Beverly Toegold V

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Galad Rosell

Nana Kindleaf's Purse

[rooolt]

obsessed with sol bufo’s little slut era

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Jens in Aster's castle while he's out with his other boyfriends

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NADDPOD campaigns as Demeter Perfumes

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Hardwon Surefoot

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Moonshine Cybin

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Beverly Toegold V

[transguyhawkeye]

i desperately want to draw atom rom fanart but i cant figure out how to give an atm chest hair

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NADDPOD campaigns as Demeter Perfumes

Part one: Bahumia

Hardwon Surefoot

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Moonshine Cybin

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NADDPOD campaigns as Demeter Perfumes

Part one: Bahumia

Hardwon Surefoot

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Nyack in the cuck chair watching Jens and when Jens goes soft he says 'My brother has the most beautiful most soft cock in the world! See how it droops elegantly!' and Jens gets really embarrassed but is secretly a little bit comforted by the compliments

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really digging the tally mark version (man gets around lol)

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Best naddpod dick sucker?

APOLOGIES really did try so hard to fight my own branding but i have to be true to myself and like. look sol has a prehensile tongue w non newtonian saliva and a very deeply ingrained desire to please people. also literally can breathe through his skin so you can choke that frog on ur thang as long as needed probably. also also 10 years of experience finding fun ways to help his best pal rommate relieve some tension. i just feel like he cld give really good head idk idk.

anyway outside of my own bias. honourable mentions:

moonshine: in general i think her oral game is fucking crazy. canonically doing insane things w her mouth like yeah i think the dick sucking game is legendary. arguably best in naddpod, i just personally got my silly frog bias

calliope: dextrous and charming, i feel like she cld be a rlly solid dick sucking champ. also i think pseudo-canonically has a tongue piercing which is fun! a really solid pick imo

zirk: i feel like hes really good at sucking dick but only if the dick is odd and strange.

billie: as far as i can remember the only Canonical naddpod dick sucker, so for that alone. honourable mention!

(pre-canon) frankie: i. ok. possibly strange pick. like i dont think frankie fucks at the point of time that we meet him in canon. but idk i just feel like frankie probably give lynette some nights to remember back in the good ol days. i cant explain any more than that.

slug: i feel like slug is maybe a lil clumsy with it but makes up for it in sheer enthusiasm. also idk i hc slug as kind of being sweet in the bedroom. i think shes willing to learn and listen as much as her partner is willing to guide. with the right woman i think she cld great blowjobs...

also. on a full separate list. character that make me recoil w disgust when i pictured him giving anyone a blowjob. dis-honourable mention:

mavid vantasmo.

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Nyack from the cuck chair cheering his brother on. Jens either getting harder and hating it or going soft, either ways funny as hell.

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Heterosexually challenged elf. And some screenshot edits from atlantis.

[roll4gay]

I’m a full sapphic and yet every time calliope talks to glen….😮‍💨 DAMN

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Big Rick should become a villain who uses his lure over Atom to his advantage.

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