sickly Victorian child

🤧🐎☠ follow me on tik tok 🤪

[triple-threat-plus-1]

My sister owns a dance studio and she was posting the songs for their group dances the other day which led to the funniest exchange I've seen on facebook

[terramythos]

They call me handsome because I have some hands

[glass-expanse]

*remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* I'm glad Jesus died for me in this situation and every other one too

[stealingpotatoes]

i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

[triple-threat-plus-1]

Getting on tumblr again to scream into the void some more since tik tok is banned to find out my blog turned 8

[fuckyeahneopia]

[erene-e]

[planetbass]

can tumblr make a community label for ‘x reader’ posts so i never have to see a single one ever again

[redwateronrepeat-deactivated202]

My great grandmother, Virginia, age 18 on her wedding day.

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[urlocalbitchboy]

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar

[urlocalbitchboy]

Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[funnytwittertweets]

[suppermariobroth]

Mario and Luigi hat accessories in Nintendogs.

[clairenatural]

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

[laurenbudoren]

Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?

[sharper-and-bigger]

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

[laurenbudoren]

Yeah, and I used it as such.

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What