Define normal again, please

23 year old One of God's silliest geese Hm gotta get me some geese...

[cogbreath]

[tamaralusher]

the clue!

[evelynmlewis]

Hey guys, you may not have heard of this, but I have got wind of this website called VGen dot com that is basically a freelance commissions hub where they extensively vet all their artists to make sure they aren't scammers and don't use AI. Apparently this is where all the indie authors are going now to get their cover commissions as well.

Of course, as a cover illustrator myself I have a strong interest in getting verified on VGen, but because I don't know anyone who uses the site (or have a twitter) I have to do this the hard way:

I need you guys to vouch for me via engagement with this post. Please like and reblog this post containing my 100% human made artworks to verify that you know me and believe me when I say my art business is 100% human and legitimate. The engagement can be cited as a source. Thank you so very much~

[landscape-lunacy]

Yorkshire Dales, England - by Lars Van De Goor

[captainwarbuckle]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

[orangechickenpillow]

[lyrslair]

[voidartisan]

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

[voidartisan]

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

[voidartisan]

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

[voidartisan]

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

[terapsina]

Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.

So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'

So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.

[wolverina2002]

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious

[raspberryzingaaa]

Reading a Harry Potter fic where Harry actually stays an Auror and even though they make it work in that fic I still can't fathom it. Sorry but that guy should be a Professor. Oh, he's an Auror because he wants to help people!!! You know what he would do better at???? Actually teaching the kids to cut the wizard-nazis off at the source! COME ON

[greater-than-the-sword]

Makeup doesn't make you "look younger". It brings you toward the age range of 30-35. If that's younger than you are then it makes you look younger.

[vhscowboys]

‘Driver Picks the Music’

Some retro vibes because I adore the aesthetic and I think it really suits Dean

[quickreaver]

cc: @amberdreams123

[glass-expanse]

@ablatheringblatherskite mandatory spn mention tag, and also the earthy tones remind me of your recent art style!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[lettersofyahweh]

Not once did God wish you were someone else when he created you. Stop trying to be someome else when God loves you as you

[glass-expanse]

ugh storms go away

[basedhighsenberg]

Why do americans insist on eating disgusting things like, oatmeal?

You gotta put things in the oatmeal to make it good. Fruit, chocolate, etc.

Skill issue, in other words.

[stealingmyplaceinthesun]

@glass-expanse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[glass-expanse]

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[leonardcohenofficial]

[margindoodles2407]

I was tagged by @/jesuswarriordaughter!

🥚: Any. Eggs are pretty much my favorite food. But I can’t lie, I like baked eggs probably the best

🥩: Medium to medium-rare. The carnivore genes run strong in this one

🥛: 2%-Whole. Skim milk is just water lying about being milk

🍷: I’m not quite old enough yet, but perhaps I will indulge in a wine or two on special occasions

☕️: Tea! I prefer Earl Grey, but pretty much any kind of tea is good by me :)

Open tags today!

[corvusherpestidae]

Egg: I don’t like eggs

Steak: Medium well to well done

Milk: Normal plain milk, 2% to whole

Alcohol: I haven’t found an alcoholic drink I like yet

Warm Drink: Hot chocolate

[glass-expanse]

Eggs: crepes, french toast, citrus curd, or raw in a smoothie. I don't like eggs on their own.

Steak: whatever is right in between medium rare

Milk: whole milk, and goatsmilk as a little treat

Alcohol: pear cider even though I can only have half a can before getting tipsy

Warm drink: warm chai latte

[basedhighsenberg]

If they rolled out Covid 2: Scamdemic Boogaloo tomorrow and told people that Flock cameras were being used to assist with contract tracing and enforcing quarantines, 90% of everybody who is vehemently anti-Flock camera would about face overnight and accuse you of "wanting to kill meemaw" if you were still anti-surveilance state.

[glass-expanse]

Well don't tell them that, we want them to be uncreative

[goth-queen]

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions