"Destroy first, think later."

New Crystal City

[choochoorocket-blog]

Astrotrain was orbiting the Earth, such a dull boring planet Earth. Humans were disgusting too, nut they could be useful. Instead of killing them all, they should be Decepticon slaves. Be something useful.

Things would be different if he was charge. Not that he was going to down the Starscream route.

Not again anyway.

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-Blitzwing was being lazy and laying around.  He wondered where his triple changing buddy went because he needed some help moving stuff.  He pings a message to him-

>>Hey Astrobuddy, how are you doing?<<

[thesilentninja]

triplethreatblitzwing started following you

Another Decepticon Nightbird didn’t recognize…Perhaps she would see this one during her time in their base. 

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-Blitzwing yawns as he checks his HUD to see a new comrade appear-

Oh hey you're that bot Starscream is so jelly of.  'Sup?

[pleatedjeans]

[surgicalengineer-blog]

subvertedarchitect submitted:

-Looks like someone has been drinking again. Despite a substantial amount of highgrade Scrapper manages to sound completely deadpan and not laugh at all.-

Isit too early in our relationship to start discussing having children? Maybe another turbopup. Bonecrusher issn’t around to ran it over like the last one.

What… *this he was not expecting to see today…*

Are you drunk? ಠ_ಠ

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

-Instead of answering directly, Scrapper just sends a quick pulse of contentment through the gestalt bond.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

Oh Scrapper I didn't know you already started to gather the raw poms for our team.  Thanks buddy!  You can put them in one of the empty rooms if you want.

[hunjeok]

[askboxmemes]

Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

Do you find it easy to trust others?

What were you doing at 11PM last night?

You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

Are you close with your dad?

I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

What are you listening to?

You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

Do you like hickeys?

What time do you go to bed?

Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

Do you always answer your texts?

Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

Is anyone else in the room with you?

Do you believe what goes around comes around?

Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

In the past week, have you cried?

What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

Do people ever call you by your last name?

Is anyone ignoring you right now?

Do you have a best friend?

Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

Who was your last call from?

Are you mad at anyone?

Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

How many more days until your birthday?

Do you have any summer plans yet?

Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

Do you think age matters in relationships?

Are you available?

How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

Do you believe exes can be friends?

Do you regret anything?

Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

Did you ever lose a best friend?

Was your last kiss a mistake?

Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

What was the last thing you ate?

Did you get any compliments today?

Where are you going on your next vacation?

Do you own anything from other countries?

Are most of your friend guys or girls?

Where have you lived most of your life?

When was the last time you took a long drive?

Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

Who do you text the most?

What was the last movie you saw?

What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?

Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

Do you curse around your parents?

Are you happy with where you live?

Picture of yourself?

Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

Have you ever been dumped?

What do you most like about making out?

Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

Do you miss your last sweetie?

Last time you slow danced with someone?

Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

How can I win your heart?

What is your astrological sign?

What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Do you cook?

Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

Name four things that you wish you had:

Are you a player?

Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

Are you a tease?

Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

Hugs or Kisses?

Are you too shy to ask someone out?

The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

Do you flirt a lot?

Your last kiss?

Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?

Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

Does someone like you currently?

Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

Ever made out with just a friend?

Are you happier single or in a relationship?

Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

[kol-calamity-blog]

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

thevoiceisastereo

its-sari

An Autobot and a...human?  Sheesh you humans get smaller and smaller each day.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

The Raid Begins-Ground troops

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-He also stops to transform and aims at the mark Scrapper made for him-

Lets start this party!

=He gives a few shots to the chalk mark-

Want me to shoot anywhere else?

[mechanicalonslaught-deactivated]

Onslaught isn’t the last bit indignant that he’s getting ignored. Of course not. He covers the last few meters in brooding silence. Starscream’s orders are clear, and Onslaught pulls up at the building. He remains in his alt mode for now and quietly watches Blitzwing get to work.

Basically, they could have left Onslaught at home and just gave him the coordinates to where he should aim his missiles, but then again the whole place would probably have been unrecognizable afterwards.

[roadruler-blog]

Motormaster transformed and nodded towards Breakdown, indicating that he was to do as he was told and scout the perimeter. The humans that had been standing  outside had begun to either flee back inside. One of them broke free from the herd and began to run towards its car, so Motormaster casually un-subspaced his sword and sliced the vehicle in half. The human stumbled backwards and raced back inside the shelter of the building.

It was likely the meatbags were trying to escape from other exits as well. 

He smirked then turned his attention back towards smoking hole left in the wall that was to be their breach point inside.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

-Scrapper watched as Breakdown departed to round up the humans, and Motormaster came back to stand near the smoldering hole. As the smoke and dust settled,  he transformed into his alt mode and quickly cleared away the rubble, leaving a clear path for the Seekers and Soundwave to enter.

He sent a quick comm to Starscream informing him of the breach. Unless some Autobots showed up and starting firing at them, there wasn’t much left to do but await the instruction to leave.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-He stands there after completing his task so he looks around for something to do.  He sees a pile of oil drums and he grabs one to twirl on his finger-

Who's up for a game or two?

[askboxmemes]

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

Woah that was fas-oof!

-He was dropped on his aft and he rubs his rear in pain.  He sees Scrapper wobbling so he stands up to help steady him-

Easy there, that move was probably a bit much on your systems.  Maybe you should sit down here for a while until you recover enough to make it back to your room.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

That’s…good idea. Yes.

-Scrapper slid down to sit on the floor. The lights of the base seemed painfully bright, and he felt sore from having collided with the walls. The lights hurt his optics so he shuttered them blearily. Involuntarily relaxing he slumped forward, passing out unconscious.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-He catches Scrapper as he slumps forward-

Scrapper?  Scrapper?  Hey!  Oh I guess it finally got to you.  Now what am I supposed to do with you?

-He opens the door to his room and sees that he has a spare chair so he picks up Scrapper and places him upright on the chair.  He closes the door, puts a bucket by Scrapper and lays down on his berth.-

You better not miss that bucket or you'll be cleaning my room for a week.

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-sarcastically- Goodness Scrapper, I didn’t think you felt that way~

-He tries to look around but everything looks the same to him-

Are we there yet?  I’m feeling kind of sleepy.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

Yes.

-Scrapper answered grumpily, transforming and dumping Blitzwing on his aft. He didn’t like anyone touching him while he was sober, let alone triple changers that got handsy while they were overcharged. He wobbled on his feet and reached out to lean against a wall to steady himself.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

Woah that was fas-oof!

-He was dropped on his aft and he rubs his rear in pain.  He sees Scrapper wobbling so he stands up to help steady him-

Easy there, that move was probably a bit much on your systems.  Maybe you should sit down here for a while until you recover enough to make it back to your room.

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

Hahaha just having some fun.  Oh boy I bet I’ll be feeling it in the morning.  Good to see you’re getting better at driving, I didn’t want to have to explain a ton of scratches all over your chassis.  The others might start…talking.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

If you don’t stop it right now, you’ll have a lot more than scratches all over your chassis.

-Scrapper grumbled, gently easing around a corner into a corridor that looked familiar. Blitzwing’s room must be nearby. Both the high-grade and his classification of the triple changer as a friend prevented him from doing anything beyond a verbal admonishment for now.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-sarcastically- Goodness Scrapper, I didn't think you felt that way~

-He tries to look around but everything looks the same to him-

Are we there yet?  I'm feeling kind of sleepy.

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

Yikes, what where you’re heading!  Sheesh, who taught you how to drive?  Maybe I should have done this~

-He gropes Scrapper-

Just to put it out there, I have no idea where we are heading and I kind of forgot where my room is.  All I remember is that it has a grey door.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

-While he’d dismissed Blitzwing’s earlier attention as accidental, there was to be no ignoring it this time.-

B-Blitzwing, what are you doing?

-He slowed down even more, but at this pace managed to drive straight enough not to be bouncing off the walls.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

Hahaha just having some fun.  Oh boy I bet I'll be feeling it in the morning.  Good to see you're getting better at driving, I didn't want to have to explain a ton of scratches all over your chassis.  The others might start...talking.

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

What’s wrong with me grabbing you like this?  Want me to lay on you instead?

-He is dragged along the floor as Scrapper tries to drive down the hallway.  He jokingly pats Scrapper’s rear end.-

W-When I’m in a slightly better state of mind, you and I can plan on how to defend ourselves from that Dinobot.  Until then, I hope it has a bedtime and won’t bother us while we’re recovering.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

-Scrapper was trying hard to remember which direction to travel in towards Blitzwing’s quarters when the triple changer patted his aft. He promptly drove straight into a wall in surprise.

It didn’t affect him much as they were moving at such a low speed, but the jolt made his processor spin even more. Forward seemed like a good a direction as any, so he continued to unsteadily careen further down the hall, scraping against the walls as he went without saying anything further.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

Yikes, what where you're heading!  Sheesh, who taught you how to drive?  Maybe I should have done this~

-He gropes Scrapper-

Just to put it out there, I have no idea where we are heading and I kind of forgot where my room is.  All I remember is that it has a grey door.

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-He rolls over and laughs-

You sure driving in vehicle form will help?  These hallways can get pretty narrow.  Hey give me a ride

-He clumsily grabs Scrapper’s back end-

Relax, I doubt that Dinobot could even find our base and if he somehow did he wouldn’t be able to get in.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

If it does we’ll all die. We’ll drown.

-The transformation sequence had made him feel sober enough to form a few coherent words.-

I can’t relax with you grabbing me like that.

-If he’d been in root mode he would have rolled his optics. If anything he would have expected Blitzwing to attempt to lay in his shovel, even if it wasn’t a comfortable fit.

He rolled forward tentatively, almost straight away scraping against a wall.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

What's wrong with me grabbing you like this?  Want me to lay on you instead?

-He is dragged along the floor as Scrapper tries to drive down the hallway.  He jokingly pats Scrapper's rear end.-

W-When I'm in a slightly better state of mind, you and I can plan on how to defend ourselves from that Dinobot.  Until then, I hope it has a bedtime and won't bother us while we're recovering.

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-The horror dawns on Blitzwing slowly-

Oh no…that means that thing can get to us easily!  What if it’s stalking us this very moment?!  It’s probably planning an attack now.

-He trips over his own feet and falls to the ground, bringing Scrapper down with him-

Guh…sorry about that.

[subvertedarchitect-blog]

-Scrapper groaned, helm falling against the floor heavily, totally helpless to stop Blitzwing from collapsing on top of him. He clumsily pushed the triple changer off himself and transformed. Walking around on two legs seemed impossible at that moment, so maybe he’d have more luck driving on four wheels.-

[triplethreatblitzwing-blog]

-He rolls over and laughs-

You sure driving in vehicle form will help?  These hallways can get pretty narrow.  Hey give me a ride

-He clumsily grabs Scrapper's back end-

Relax, I doubt that Dinobot could even find our base and if he somehow did he wouldn't be able to get in.