Dead End Friends

♫ Robots and Flowers ♫

[nevver]

Marc Johns

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[catchymemes]

Real life sound

[apolkadotnerd]

I really don’t like seeing gun things but this made me CRY with laughter

[drxgonfly]

Sleepy Fox (by drxgonfly)

Instagram | Redbubble | Society6

[asukiato]

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[everythingfox]

This is the best picture

[nitramaraho]

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

[prussiandragon]

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

[nitramaraho]

glad you like it

[shygirlacademy]

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

[iriseinhorn]

Owlmancer Tea Party

Source

[ohmycavalier]

A piece from last year. Sunflowers are blooming in my garden and made me think of it again. 

[dingoat]

Still hurts, but enough time’s passed for me to get out this bit of catharsis. I miss my kitty.

[khymeera]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[pepoline13]

Cat’s noses

[vague-vixen]

Close-Up Boopers

[sixpenceee]

Boo!

[maneth985]

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

[martymartinloki]

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

[nikkoliferous]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[snowfox24imcompletetrash]

Thing is she’s doing this to encourage her cub, you can tell she knows they’re there bc she looks over there before getting up and pretending to looks somewhere else, jumping when the kid tries to scare her

[erutalon]

on a snow day

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[jack-the-lion]

“Help! Help! I’m gonna try! I HAVE MADE A GRIEVOUS ERROR!”

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh my god the end

[incaseyouart]

Reference on the instagram account “theplantmode”

[sacetcendre]