sulfur is triboelectric

when you get right down to it, all she’d ever wanted was to kick god in the butt and get his attention. to be a big noise. to be the biggest fucking noise in the universe. was that so unreasonable? 24 ⋆ she/her ⋆ art #arts.jpeg @ectonuritez

[baileyphobic-deactivated2025111]

Not all dykes are perverts. But I sure am

[cerebralslimes]

Here's to another 4/13!!!!!!!!!! Happy Homestuck day, everybody! :B

[junkfoodcinemas]

Arcadian (2024) dir. Benjamin Brewer

[horror-aesthete]

Color Out of Space, 2019, dir. Richard Stanley

[70sscifiart]

James Cawthorne

[yellbug]

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

that's not for kitties

kitties can't use that

i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.

heh... no way... that's not for kitties

huh? kitties can't use that...

kitties won't be able to use that

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[sacred-portal]

[pink-apocalypse]

It simply had to be done

Based on these 👇

https://preview.redd.it/dumb-shitpost-based-on-a-tweet-v0-jwz9yyj3aiqc1.png?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e8cfc2e025004430f05dc03a0d984c0

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[segamascott]

[triplicatesgirl]

[ID: a 3-panel meme of Jenny Slate. She is sitting on a couch, holding a drink. The text is edited to relate to “The Strange Case of Starship Iris.” In the first panel she is leaning forwards, and the text reads “I had to stop listening to tscosi ‘cause it made me too crazy!” In the second panel, her arms are spread wide. The text reads, “it would just be like, ‘there’s just no--no shorthand, for ‘we already eat every meal together but do you want to do it with significance sometime?’ and you’re amazing, you’re brave and smart and you make plants grow in the middle of cold empty space, and you make me feel safe in--all of this.’” In the third panel, her eyes are closed with excitement. The text reads, “and I was like: *SCREAMS.*” End ID]

[catcrumb]

[justsomeguycore]

knock knock

[dismembered-jackalope]

who's there

[justsomeguycore]

deez

[dismembered-jackalope]

sigh

deez who ?

[justsomeguycore]

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

[wokeuplaughing]

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

[triangleguy]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[unfortunatelymerlin]

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

[microcomets]

#having magic being a flashing neon metaphor for for being gay but they didn’t hate it bc of the bible. just for the love of the game (via)