Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

Honey, you should see me in a crown.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pettycentral]

[forovnix]

fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

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[yaddle-archive-deactivated20181]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[deputychairman]

Don’t come to me with your ‘behind the scenes’ nonsense, this is 1000000% how Leia Organa runs the Resistance

[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

a worthy contribution from Twitter

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[peachdoxie]

Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief

[loversofpanem]

[galahadwilder]

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

[dorito-and-pinetree]

I know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting

[bangtansguccihoe]

the fbi agent responsible for my laptop after i open the 326th ao3 tab

[1111111111110]

I love daydreaming and not having to participate in life

[nyctosaurid]

the land before time wiki is the most wild place on the internet

[stacysdad-deactivated20190908]

im sorry i cant get over the fact that his name is daddy topps

[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…

[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!

[bluerats]

Please for the love of God turn the volume on

[elsiesnuffin]

I’ve spent some time wondering at Dumbeldore’s rational for hiring Gilderoy Lockhart and I’ve reached the following conclusion.

When Dumbledore met Lockhart, all he thought was “Oh, this is going to be hilarious.”

[angusburnsides-deactivated20230]

I always got the vibe that Dumbledore was like, “there is no possible way for this man to be a Death Eater,” and hired him on the spot.

[alkatyn]

I like the idea of Dumbledore overcorrecting all the time. First professor was a death eater? Lets get one who definitely isn’t. That one was an egoistical jerkface? I’ll hire literally the most humble and unassuming human on Earth. Lupin got kicked out by a bunch of parents? Lets go for a man who is incapable of taking any shit from anyone…. etc.

[pottergerms]

Everything makes sense now

[asknewt]

Niffler: Treat yo’self.

Newt:  ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[theotherfangirl]

Avengers vs Thor: Ragnarok

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg: