wrong side of reality

God who even knows anymore 20s she/her

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[only-cat-memes]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[brazilian-hot-mess]

e que se foda essa porra de copa do mundo também

que se lasque essa merda

pereça, copa do mundo.

[brazilianhotmess-onmain]

the forces of evil have been defeated

like the old Brasileirão proverb says: eu quero ver o enzo fernandez e o messi catando comida no lixo

I WILL be watching in 2030 and I WILL be drinking in the streets again

obrigada, copa do mundo

[brazilian-hot-mess]

tão emocionada que rebloguei na conta errada

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[freekicks]

now, today, and forever:

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[mr-deep-downer]

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

[mr-deep-downer]

Greek Architectural Treasures in the British Museum

Greek Architectural Treasures in the British Museum

“The world doesn’t revolve around America” the illiad was actually a pseudo historical/mythological text about the first game of baseball

[thedragonitus]

Its a metaphor for the drive through

[sauteedkapi]

I dunno what you guys are talking about, seems pretty American to me.

[mr-deep-downer]

only 8 dollars and 12 cents huh? What the fuck was Odysseus problem then

[thatiswhy]

there was road work

[star-dragon-in-the-tardis]

I desire a version of this story set in America though and just getting completely fucking lost.

[mr-deep-downer]

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) ⭐ 7.7 | Adventure, Comedy, Crime

1h 47m | PG-13

[redpandarascal]

If you don't know what The Odyssey is, why don't you go on a journey of discovery and find out!!!

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[shocktherapyrecipient]

It’s the fact that

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.

Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update

[lsbnfinn]

my most beloved