talk is cheap

[trishachu]

He constantly wakes me up and bugs me for kisses and gives me random pecks on my wrist/hand when we hold hands or when he’s sitting on me and we have competitions to who gives the quickest kisses and I love it

[trishachu]

♡

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[10000bc]

sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin

[heckayeah]

I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout

[grootficguy]

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

[grootficguy]

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

[mens-rights-activia]

I wrote a song about my college experience 🌶🌶🌶👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

[bjornmannen-deactivated20180511]

The realist thing to ever real.

[emboushitter]

Anemone, an enemy anemone, a stress filled bachelor degree

[ruinedchildhood]

[katswenski]

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

[bob-belcher]

[malingshu-deactivated42069-deac]

the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive to a monolingual person, but you’re just pathetic to people who are native speakers lolol

[mysharona1987]

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit

[the-dodo]

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[powerofthestruggle]

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

[comradepiyaz-deactivated2016020]

this is an extremely important picture

[fear-and-trembling-pdf-deactiva]

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

[scootsenshi]

He has a nice face

[fearwax-deactivated20200108]

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

[thisisarebeljyn]

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

[avatar-dacia]

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

[flourescentbadolescent]

I hate Twitter

[jigglypuffsvevo]