SUPER CRAIG: Whoa wait, Wonder Tweek?
TWEEK: Ugh! Knock this hero bs off for a second!
CRAIG: Uh⦠Tweek? How did you break free?
TWEEK: That doesnāt matter right now.
MYSTERION: Why havenāt you untied the others?
TWEEK: Shut up SHUT UPĀ Iām not TALKING to you right now!!!
TWEEK: I⦠I want to tell you something.
TWEEK: And Iāve been wanting to tell you all day.
TWEEK: And⦠and I almost did, earlier, but then fucking CLYDE had to go and FUCK SHIT UPā
TWEEK: But⦠Iām not⦠Iām not really mad about that anymore.
TWEEK: Not after everything else thatās happened today.
CRAIG: Babe we already discussed this over text, remember?
CRAIG: Everythingās fine.
TWEEK: No, Craig, everything is not fine.
TWEEK: Iāve had a really, really bad day.
TWEEK: Everything has sucked ass.
CRAIG: ā¦You didnāt have fun on our date?
TWEEK: But everything since then has gone to shit, and I canāt find myself feeling anything but⦠pent up anger!
TWEEK: Iām mad at everything stopping me from expressing how I feel!
TWEEK: Iām mad that today wasnāt perfect!
TWEEK: Iām mad that nothing went as planned!
CRAIG: Dude, what are you talking about?
TWEEK: Iām so, so so so sorry, Craig.
TWEEK: Iāve been doing a lot of thinking.
TWEEK: And I donāt know if you feel the same way as me or not.
TWEEK: Okay Iām sorry but Iāve wanted to do this like, all day, and I know this is probably the worst place in the world for this and itāll probably suck I mean Iāve never even DONE this before and Iām sure you have oh god oH go Dā
TWEEK: Oh my God I feel so much better!
TWEEK: Why did I wait this long???
TWEEK: I canāt believe Cartman was actually right about something for once, holy cow!
MYSTERION: Alright buddy weāve all had our first gay kiss.
MYSTERION: Youāve had your moment.
MYSTERION: Can you please untie us all now?
TWEEK: I almost forgot, of course!
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