Maladaptive-Ninja Returns

Nada. Marvel Love. Masterlist | Taglist. Loki and Bucky fics are flourishing right now. I grabbed Steve out of the icebox and forgot him in the forest. Tony will always be a constant and someone's going to make a superhero landing.

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Masterlist

All the series have smut somewhere in there (entire chapters dedicated to them; in case someone wants to skip without ruining the pace of the story, you can absolutely do that)

Some one-shots and two-shots have been marked with ^fluff and *smut.

There are more Loki, Bucky, Nanami Kento, Itachi Uchiha, Witcher fics beyond the Character x Reader tabs so don’t miss it!

Loki x Reader

^Haven : Sometimes nightmares are not as worse as the feeling of not talking about them with the one you truly adore.

^Bruises : Loki is confused by your crumbling self-confidence until he discovers the reason behind it.

^So Cheesy

*Wild One : Writing fanfic is all fun and games till the one you write about discovers it all.

Rhino : I got a request from one of my readers about the reader being in the hospital and Loki being worried for her. So, I played a little. :)

Red Boots: Warm summer noon in the arms of your lover...and a pair of red boots. 

Dawn

A truce to end all wars leads to an alliance between Earth and Asgard in the form of Loki marrying a mortal. None of them what this. None except fate.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Concluded

Sun

When sullen thoughts slowly drive you, the new Avengers recruit to dark corners in your mind, you find comfort in someone you never thought could care for you.

 Part 1 (written as a one-shot that got extended into a series)

 Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 (Concluded)

It’s The Avengers (Ongoing)

A series of the Avengers going about their daily lives post infinity war with three twists- Loki is going to live with them, the reader is someone entirely new to the bunch and the entire thing is going on in the setting style of The Office

 Season 1: E01, E02, E03, E04, E05, E06, E07, E08, E09

 Season 2: E01, E02, E03, E04, E05, E06, E07, E08, E09, E10, E11, E12

Season 3: E01, E02, E03, E04, E05, E06, E07, E08, E09, E10, E11, E12, E13, E14, E15, E16, E17 

Season 4: E01, E02, E03, E04, E05, E06, E07, E08, E09, E10, E11, E12, E13, E14, E15, E16, E17, E18, E19, E20, E21  (Ongoing)

     Bonus Episodes

Jealous (Bonus Episode)

Last Night (S02E08 BTS One Shot)

Halloween Special

Dream a Little Dream of Me (one Shot)

Mission Turn It Up In The Club (One Shot)

Intruder (One Shot)

My Pleasure (One Shot)

Something more than Dreaming (one Shot)

Freak (One Shot Post Season 3 Finale)

What Happens in Vegas... (One shot)

Him (One shot)

The Ocean is SHE (S4 Midseason One shot)

I Don’t Miss You At All (S4 Midseason One Shot)

LOKI’s POV Part I ( S4 Midseason 2 shot)

Silence of the Chaos

Hunting down the remnants of Thanos' influence in the Universe, Loki finds himself questioning his feelings towards you. In doing so, he finds more than he was looking for

^Part 1, *Part 2.

Stakeout

One of my readers had this awesome idea of taking Brooklyn Nine Nine’s episode Stakeout and turning it into an angsty fic. Will it end in smut or will it end in more angst?

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Concluded)

Kira

Volume 1

The reader tries to find her identity in the new place, work and this mysterious man that is Loki Odinson that has an expanding empire under his name.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15 (End of Volume One)

Volume 2: The Mistress

Left with an uncertain fate twisted in their hands, the volume starts anew with old secrets, new confessions, lasting impressions, unexpected turns and unforeseen endings...with Kira finding one person in the middle of it all. Loki.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10

Into The Thick of It

Her work as an agriculturist nearly takes the readers life is not for a stranger (and his weird looking dog) who later turns out to be the God of Mischief. Thrown into a completely different realm, you want to figure out a way home while trying to stay out of the way of this literal God. But fate has its own plans for the two of you.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7

Bucky x Reader

^Metal & Fire: A very sick you gets a warm and fuzzy pick-me-up

*Tonight : Thunderstorm seems to ruin your plans to go out for drinks with Bucky but you are not the one to give up so easily on the fun.

Get In Line: Someone has trouble confessing their soft mushy feelings inside that bulky built brooding body.

J.B.B.

Your mundane, everyday life is hindered in a bad way by a Journal you find. At least that's what you think.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20.

Blame It On Your Beats

A brush with the underworld leads you on a run, away from what was supposedly your normal life, with Bucky Barnes. You two do not seem to be in sync as Bucky tries to keep you alive, trying your best not to kill each other. Or that’s what you think you are doing.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 (Concluded)

The Bad Guy

It's a good day in New York City for Bucky Barnes, who seems to feel right at home till his morning is disrupted by a bad guy. Maybe New York isn't the same place after all.

Prologue, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7

Steve x Reader

Without Question

It was supposed to be the end. But it marked your beginning.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Epilogue

Natasha x Reader

It’s the coffee shop saga with you never finding the opportunity to meet the Avengers despite working at the cafe in their Tower until one very fateful night.

^To Go

Carol Danvers x Reader

Rain : Tis the weather to make love with your wife.

Sam Wilson x Reader

Being in love with an Avenger has its downfalls. But it has its perks too.

Stinky Love

Erik Killmonger x Reader

Something about this place brings you back here. That’s what you say when you look for him in the crowd every night.

Dark Corridors

Grilled Cheese (Loki, Carol Danvers, Nick Fury)

Carol has saved Loki and brought him (back) to earth for help from an old friend, who clearly has no soft corner for the guy who tried to destroy his planet. Some feelings are fun to share over grilled cheese

Devil’s No. 1 (Loki, Bucky, Reader)

When Peter goes missing, you take matters in your own hands to do everything to bring him back safe. Sometimes, that includes making a deal with the Devil. (A very old story that I wrote two or three years ago on a prompt by a tumblr user.)

Prologue, Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, Chapter 16, Chapter, 17, Chapter 18, Chapter 19, Chapter 20

Infinity War (Loki survives)

What happens when Loki survives Thanos' clutches and makes it his life's mission to defeat the purple scrotum-face at any cost. That cost being his brother and a peace-treaty with the Avengers.

Prologue, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10

The Siren and The Healer

The Black Widow Saga

With cracks between the most powerful superheroes of the earth, Natasha Romanoff does not find rest when she is assigned on a mission to find the missing pieces of a puzzling power that once nearly got into the hands- rather, tentacles- of Hydra. In order to unearth the pieces, she must dig through her own past and make a decision that might decide the fate of the earth in the coming wars.

Prologue, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20.

The Witcher

Fire Monster hunting leads the Witcher to run into an old acquaintance.

Itachi Uchiha

New World Chapter1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8,  Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11, Chapter 12

Nanami Kento

Warm and Cozy*

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

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@tarithenurse you were right…this does sound weird to a third person 😭

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I can absolutely see now what all these tumblr users mean when they say they have stopped the self deprecating talk. Ever since therapy I no longer want to relate with those memes and content.

I want to make space for good things in life and that means romancing myself with all self loving thoughts and content online

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Recently realised that my cats get bored pretty easily by any new toy I bring home. I mean what other form of entertainment could these little furry bastards want?

And then I looked at my ADHD ASS in the mirror

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You’re laughing!

My kids are carrying my traits on the spectrum and you’re laughing!

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Recently realised that my cats get bored pretty easily by any new toy I bring home. I mean what other form of entertainment could these little furry bastards want?

And then I looked at my ADHD ASS in the mirror

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Anon!!! Wherever you are…if you see this…I’d appreciate it if you could send me some more of those aggressive messages to finish my ITA chapters…

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It’s The Avengers (04x17)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 4 Episode 17: You, Me and Your Emotional Support God

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline   Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of the housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: as the title suggests...

Word Count: Everyone should try hypnotherapy once in a while. Sometimes you discover some past trauma and other times you see the fully toned back muscles of your guardian angel in Ultra 4K Max Definition and wonder if he knows he has the fanfiction bod.

MASTERLIST in bio, darlings. Tags are open (check bio)

"Everybody, calm down!!! It's that hot boy again!!!"

Scott was recorded skidding through the length of the lounge from the elevator while the people going about their evening looked confused at the lens.

 Wanda- who was sitting by the kitchen counter sipping Sam's homemade Margarita- tilted her head in confusion before her brows shot upwards in realisation.

  "Oh!" she exclaimed as softly as the Scarlet Witch could.

"You know something?" Vision questioned his girlfriend.

Wanda turned to the lens to look at you. "We are married now."

My apologies, ma'am.

  "You know something?" Vision questioned his wife.

Wanda turned to her husband and let out a quick smirk before going back to sipping her Margarita. "You'll see."

Sam's constricted brows had more questions when, from the floor entrance, Peter dashed in. "Oh, my God! I was just in the driveway trying to test my new web tech, and guess who I just saw!! That very nice, well-mannered, very handsome guy is here!!! Again!!!"

"Which one?" Sam had to ask. Apparently, he was not aware of the latest gossip about the facility.

  Sam: All I was told is some guy had come to meet Y/N when Bucky had caught those freak scientists from Zorp trying to infiltrate our home. I don't know nothing about some hot dude?! *looks at the camera in confusion*

*realisation hits Sam* Oh...right. Vision was the one who told me about that day. 

*shakes his head* Shouldn't have expected much gossip from that robot.

  The camera went unsteady as it tried to get Scott into frame. The man was all over the place, trying to find a mirror to look at himself. "Quick!" he leaned over the counter towards Sam, filling the latter's features with disgust, "check my teeth. Are they white enough? Do I need to floss? Are there any visible boogers up my nose?"

Sam shared a tired, judgmental look with the camera.

  "What are you doing?" Another camera captured a very confused Vision. The frame turned to catch a shirtless Peter rifling through his backpack. The boy was stunned for a second to have been caught in the lens like that. "Um...just changing my shirt. Didn't feel like it was vibing with my...um...skin."

The poor boy looked too scared as his eyes met the lens for a split second.

Vision watched the chaos unfold in front of him and eventually turned to Wanda.

"Should I also change into something that may please Chris?" he whispered to his spouse.

"Do you want to impress him?" she asked with a hint of curiosity.

"I want to support my friends," Vision acknowledged, earning a smile and a nod from Wanda.

The sentient being let his casual clothing transform from a set of a white tee and black jeans to a shimmering silver jacket, silver pants and a skyblue shirt underneath.

"No," Wanda immediately shook her head at her husband, "mm-mm. Go back. I'll choose your style today."

  The cameras swerved at the sound of the elevator ding, watching the same man from a few weeks ago get out and make everyone's jaw drop.

Chris was dressed for a formal occasion from head to toe, looking sharp in a deep royal blue tuxedo and a bow tie to complement the entire outfit. The man had moved his hair back today for a sleek look. The studs in his ears were small but they shone too bright when the lighting hit just right.

So bright that the boys in his vicinity had to cover their eyes for a moment, not to be blinded by the sparkle of a diamond wearing a diamond.

  "Hi everyone," Chris greeted the starstruck room.

"Hi, Chris!" Wanda seemed the only normal one to come forward and give the young man a peck on the cheek for a greeting. "You look so handsome today!"

Peter and Scott just stood two feet away, waving at the man, still blinded by his presence.

  Sam shook hands with the guest, giving the camera an 'impressed' look before offering him a margherita.

"Oh, I don't know if I should be drinking. I am so nervous." Chris scratched his neck and adjusted his collar. "My date's like the most beautiful woman on earth, and I want to make sure she has a good time tonight."

Both Scott and Peter tilted their heads a little. "Most beautiful woman on earth-" Scott whispered. Both the boys had the epiphany together, which made them punch each other in excitement with whatever little discretion they could.

  As if on queue, Loki entered. the lounge from the doorway. Our God was dressed in a tux himself, hair slicked back but with a touch of side braids, looking sharp as always.

"Well, look at you, beautiful. Where are you off to?" Wanda teased Loki.

"I have a date," the God said dryly before turning to face Chris.

"Chris," the God greeted the man with a simple nod.

"Loki," Chris mirrored him.

  The whole space could read the sudden coldness that had infiltrated the room.

Chris was fiddling with his cuffs while Loki was straightening his bow.

By now, Scott, Peter and Sam were sitting on the sofa, looking at the freezing vibes taking over the room.

"Oh-" Scott whispered knowingly at his boys, "they know."

Sam's brows raised some genuine questions. Peter responded with a similar 'oh', the realisation dawning upon him.

Sam was annoyed now. "What the f*** do they know???" he whispered at Scott.

"About each other, man!!! They know about each other??"

And then Scott went on to slap the back of his hand on Sam's chest before slapping the front of his palm on his 'abs', repeating the whole act at least five times before Sam gave a subtle gasp.

"You know we can hear you, right?" Loki was leaning on the countertop of the kitchenette.

Chris nodded with a slight hint of apology. He finally turned around, facing Wanda standing behind the kitchenette counter. "You know what, I'll have that margherita if you still have some."

Wanda did not waste any time, already pouring a glass and yelling "SALUD!"

  Wanda: That poor boy has been running "Pretty Little Baby" on loop inside his head. But not the original version, the TikTok version. Where the lyrics are like all the soft pictures. Like when the voice inside his head is singing 'You can ask for flowers' *mimics a little dance in her chair* his head is filled with Y/N all smiling and happy and all cuddly with him. And the next thing is the bass hitting him so loud inside his head, with the scene turning to Y/N all angry at him while yelling, 'You don't even know which fork to eat salad with?' and then it's just her walking away from him.

*Brings her hands to her cheeks* Poor sweet boy thinks she'll leave him for holding the wrong fork. He doesn't even know she'd eat with her hands in public if she could. Uh! Such a sweet baby!! *smiles a wide smile*

*Suddenly the smile fades away* Too bad that he isn't her endgame, though.

*looks right at the camera with a smile stuck on her face*

  Chris downed the entire drink, putting the glass back on the counter, gently requesting another round.

On the other end, down the hallway, a room of the dorms opened. One of the cameras caught your silhouette closing your door and walking out into the light of the lounge, leaving everyone speechless.

  You, Y/N Y/L/N, were dressed in a traditional Indian blue saree, the fabric embellished with tiny blue stones that sparkled under the dim lights of the lounge and made you seem covered in the tiniest, low-lit stars. Your face glowed with whatever makeup you had done. Your smoky eyes took the angel out of your eyes, turned you into one hell of a siren. Your hair, just like Chris and Loki, was slicked back, giving you the look of having walked straight out of the ocean.

Scott nearly had tears in his eyes, watching you glow like this. Peter was mesmerised like a four-year-old having seen an angel in real life.

Sam simply clapped and gave you a fist bump before turning it into a handshake that ended in a loud snap.

Vision followed Sam, clapping for you.

And the men. The men were too stunned to speak. Loki and Chris had their mouths agape, never taking their eyes off you. Never blinking. Never making a sound. Their brows felt sorry for their own existence, while their face felt the gratitude of the universe for getting to witness you glow like this.

"You-" Chris was trying to find the words- "look...uh..."

"Indian," Loki chipped in.

  Loki: *inhales a long one* I have been told in very strong and crude words by Scott and Peter that I f****d up. 

*Lens pans in* Real bad.

  Chris shared a look with the camera. Scott raised his hands in a 'what the heck' motion while Peter's brow tried to find the genuineness in that statement.

"I was going to say ethereal."

"Thank you, Chris," you gave the man a little bow before turning to Loki. "I'm his date to her sister's best friend's wedding. Who is Indian. The theme is Indian. So, I gave myself the liberty to dress in a saree."

You gave Loki a knowing look through your eyelashes before turning to Chris. "Gosh, you look stunning in blue. It really is your colour."

Loki looked at the camera.

  Loki: *mocking your words in a high-pitched tone* Gosh, you look stunning in blue. It really is your colour. *gives a dead stare to the camera*

She says. To a man. A human man. In front of a God. The God who is a Frost Giant. Who looks devastatingly handsome in blue.

*straightens his jacket* That therapist of hers needs to check her eyes as well.

  "What about you?" you turned to Loki while taking Chris's glass to have a sip of the margherita. A sly smile on Chris' face showed how much he was loving that gesture.

Loki straightened his shoulders and let a smirk run over his lips. "I have a date tonight."

While Wanda wooed in the background, the camera shared a swift look of surprise with you before it watched you down the glass and gently throw a 'cool' towards the God.

"Who's your date?" You took a handful of ice from the ice bucket on the counter and proceeded to crunch it loudly.

"I met her at one of the pilates classes that Scott signed me up for."

The camera watched you kill Scott inside your head while you smiled at him. "Oh, how nice of Scott!"

Scott smiled back at Loki before shuddering where he stood. "I just felt a freaking cold vibe run down my spine," he whispered to Sam.

  Scott: I signed him up for a pilates class WITH ME! The stupid studio signed him up with an all woman's section. How was I supposed to know there would be hot single ladies there!

*camera pans out to show Javier sitting next to Scott, gesturing for the camera to be patient*

Javi: *turns to Scott* *signs* What's the name of the pilates studio?

Scott: *shrugs* Hot Mami's Pilates Studio. *gets hit with realisation* Oh f**k!

  "Shall we go then?" Chris asked you softly.

You smiled at your date and nodded. Waving everyone goodnight, both of you entered the elevator- with a camera of course.

You turned to Chris- and Chris automatically turned towards you like a magnet. You straightened his bow and crisped the end of his jacket between your fingers.

"Your friends are really nice-" the man rambled, keeping his eyes up the entire time your fingers moved around his throat- "and Loki looks so dapper in a tuxedo."

The smile on your lips faded a little.

"Yeah-" giving one final tap to his shoulders, you turned towards the elevator doors- "nice as they are, just be glad we don't have to see them tonight."

  The camera cuts to the venue as you and Chris watch in confused surprise at something ahead of you. Camera turns around and records a similarly surprised Loki standing at a flower-studded entrance with his pretty Latina date by his side.

  To be continued...

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COME ON!! That ending?!

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Yep…that’s all I could get in the two hour rush my mind went through last night

Also…never planned for the ending…

They did that themselves

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It’s The Avengers (04x17)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 4 Episode 17: You, Me and Your Emotional Support God

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline   Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of the housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: as the title suggests...

Word Count: Everyone should try hypnotherapy once in a while. Sometimes you discover some past trauma and other times you see the fully toned back muscles of your guardian angel in Ultra 4K Max Definition and wonder if he knows he has the fanfiction bod.

MASTERLIST in bio, darlings. Tags are open (check bio)

"Everybody, calm down!!! It's that hot boy again!!!"

Scott was recorded skidding through the length of the lounge from the elevator while the people going about their evening looked confused at the lens.

 Wanda- who was sitting by the kitchen counter sipping Sam's homemade Margarita- tilted her head in confusion before her brows shot upwards in realisation.

  "Oh!" she exclaimed as softly as the Scarlet Witch could.

"You know something?" Vision questioned his girlfriend.

Wanda turned to the lens to look at you. "We are married now."

My apologies, ma'am.

  "You know something?" Vision questioned his wife.

Wanda turned to her husband and let out a quick smirk before going back to sipping her Margarita. "You'll see."

Sam's constricted brows had more questions when, from the floor entrance, Peter dashed in. "Oh, my God! I was just in the driveway trying to test my new web tech, and guess who I just saw!! That very nice, well-mannered, very handsome guy is here!!! Again!!!"

"Which one?" Sam had to ask. Apparently, he was not aware of the latest gossip about the facility.

  Sam: All I was told is some guy had come to meet Y/N when Bucky had caught those freak scientists from Zorp trying to infiltrate our home. I don't know nothing about some hot dude?! *looks at the camera in confusion*

*realisation hits Sam* Oh...right. Vision was the one who told me about that day. 

*shakes his head* Shouldn't have expected much gossip from that robot.

  The camera went unsteady as it tried to get Scott into frame. The man was all over the place, trying to find a mirror to look at himself. "Quick!" he leaned over the counter towards Sam, filling the latter's features with disgust, "check my teeth. Are they white enough? Do I need to floss? Are there any visible boogers up my nose?"

Sam shared a tired, judgmental look with the camera.

  "What are you doing?" Another camera captured a very confused Vision. The frame turned to catch a shirtless Peter rifling through his backpack. The boy was stunned for a second to have been caught in the lens like that. "Um...just changing my shirt. Didn't feel like it was vibing with my...um...skin."

The poor boy looked too scared as his eyes met the lens for a split second.

Vision watched the chaos unfold in front of him and eventually turned to Wanda.

"Should I also change into something that may please Chris?" he whispered to his spouse.

"Do you want to impress him?" she asked with a hint of curiosity.

"I want to support my friends," Vision acknowledged, earning a smile and a nod from Wanda.

The sentient being let his casual clothing transform from a set of a white tee and black jeans to a shimmering silver jacket, silver pants and a skyblue shirt underneath.

"No," Wanda immediately shook her head at her husband, "mm-mm. Go back. I'll choose your style today."

  The cameras swerved at the sound of the elevator ding, watching the same man from a few weeks ago get out and make everyone's jaw drop.

Chris was dressed for a formal occasion from head to toe, looking sharp in a deep royal blue tuxedo and a bow tie to complement the entire outfit. The man had moved his hair back today for a sleek look. The studs in his ears were small but they shone too bright when the lighting hit just right.

So bright that the boys in his vicinity had to cover their eyes for a moment, not to be blinded by the sparkle of a diamond wearing a diamond.

  "Hi everyone," Chris greeted the starstruck room.

"Hi, Chris!" Wanda seemed the only normal one to come forward and give the young man a peck on the cheek for a greeting. "You look so handsome today!"

Peter and Scott just stood two feet away, waving at the man, still blinded by his presence.

  Sam shook hands with the guest, giving the camera an 'impressed' look before offering him a margherita.

"Oh, I don't know if I should be drinking. I am so nervous." Chris scratched his neck and adjusted his collar. "My date's like the most beautiful woman on earth, and I want to make sure she has a good time tonight."

Both Scott and Peter tilted their heads a little. "Most beautiful woman on earth-" Scott whispered. Both the boys had the epiphany together, which made them punch each other in excitement with whatever little discretion they could.

  As if on queue, Loki entered. the lounge from the doorway. Our God was dressed in a tux himself, hair slicked back but with a touch of side braids, looking sharp as always.

"Well, look at you, beautiful. Where are you off to?" Wanda teased Loki.

"I have a date," the God said dryly before turning to face Chris.

"Chris," the God greeted the man with a simple nod.

"Loki," Chris mirrored him.

  The whole space could read the sudden coldness that had infiltrated the room.

Chris was fiddling with his cuffs while Loki was straightening his bow.

By now, Scott, Peter and Sam were sitting on the sofa, looking at the freezing vibes taking over the room.

"Oh-" Scott whispered knowingly at his boys, "they know."

Sam's brows raised some genuine questions. Peter responded with a similar 'oh', the realisation dawning upon him.

Sam was annoyed now. "What the f*** do they know???" he whispered at Scott.

"About each other, man!!! They know about each other??"

And then Scott went on to slap the back of his hand on Sam's chest before slapping the front of his palm on his 'abs', repeating the whole act at least five times before Sam gave a subtle gasp.

"You know we can hear you, right?" Loki was leaning on the countertop of the kitchenette.

Chris nodded with a slight hint of apology. He finally turned around, facing Wanda standing behind the kitchenette counter. "You know what, I'll have that margherita if you still have some."

Wanda did not waste any time, already pouring a glass and yelling "SALUD!"

  Wanda: That poor boy has been running "Pretty Little Baby" on loop inside his head. But not the original version, the TikTok version. Where the lyrics are like all the soft pictures. Like when the voice inside his head is singing 'You can ask for flowers' *mimics a little dance in her chair* his head is filled with Y/N all smiling and happy and all cuddly with him. And the next thing is the bass hitting him so loud inside his head, with the scene turning to Y/N all angry at him while yelling, 'You don't even know which fork to eat salad with?' and then it's just her walking away from him.

*Brings her hands to her cheeks* Poor sweet boy thinks she'll leave him for holding the wrong fork. He doesn't even know she'd eat with her hands in public if she could. Uh! Such a sweet baby!! *smiles a wide smile*

*Suddenly the smile fades away* Too bad that he isn't her endgame, though.

*looks right at the camera with a smile stuck on her face*

  Chris downed the entire drink, putting the glass back on the counter, gently requesting another round.

On the other end, down the hallway, a room of the dorms opened. One of the cameras caught your silhouette closing your door and walking out into the light of the lounge, leaving everyone speechless.

  You, Y/N Y/L/N, were dressed in a traditional Indian blue saree, the fabric embellished with tiny blue stones that sparkled under the dim lights of the lounge and made you seem covered in the tiniest, low-lit stars. Your face glowed with whatever makeup you had done. Your smoky eyes took the angel out of your eyes, turned you into one hell of a siren. Your hair, just like Chris and Loki, was slicked back, giving you the look of having walked straight out of the ocean.

Scott nearly had tears in his eyes, watching you glow like this. Peter was mesmerised like a four-year-old having seen an angel in real life.

Sam simply clapped and gave you a fist bump before turning it into a handshake that ended in a loud snap.

Vision followed Sam, clapping for you.

And the men. The men were too stunned to speak. Loki and Chris had their mouths agape, never taking their eyes off you. Never blinking. Never making a sound. Their brows felt sorry for their own existence, while their face felt the gratitude of the universe for getting to witness you glow like this.

"You-" Chris was trying to find the words- "look...uh..."

"Indian," Loki chipped in.

  Loki: *inhales a long one* I have been told in very strong and crude words by Scott and Peter that I f****d up. 

*Lens pans in* Real bad.

  Chris shared a look with the camera. Scott raised his hands in a 'what the heck' motion while Peter's brow tried to find the genuineness in that statement.

"I was going to say ethereal."

"Thank you, Chris," you gave the man a little bow before turning to Loki. "I'm his date to her sister's best friend's wedding. Who is Indian. The theme is Indian. So, I gave myself the liberty to dress in a saree."

You gave Loki a knowing look through your eyelashes before turning to Chris. "Gosh, you look stunning in blue. It really is your colour."

Loki looked at the camera.

  Loki: *mocking your words in a high-pitched tone* Gosh, you look stunning in blue. It really is your colour. *gives a dead stare to the camera*

She says. To a man. A human man. In front of a God. The God who is a Frost Giant. Who looks devastatingly handsome in blue.

*straightens his jacket* That therapist of hers needs to check her eyes as well.

  "What about you?" you turned to Loki while taking Chris's glass to have a sip of the margherita. A sly smile on Chris' face showed how much he was loving that gesture.

Loki straightened his shoulders and let a smirk run over his lips. "I have a date tonight."

While Wanda wooed in the background, the camera shared a swift look of surprise with you before it watched you down the glass and gently throw a 'cool' towards the God.

"Who's your date?" You took a handful of ice from the ice bucket on the counter and proceeded to crunch it loudly.

"I met her at one of the pilates classes that Scott signed me up for."

The camera watched you kill Scott inside your head while you smiled at him. "Oh, how nice of Scott!"

Scott smiled back at Loki before shuddering where he stood. "I just felt a freaking cold vibe run down my spine," he whispered to Sam.

  Scott: I signed him up for a pilates class WITH ME! The stupid studio signed him up with an all woman's section. How was I supposed to know there would be hot single ladies there!

*camera pans out to show Javier sitting next to Scott, gesturing for the camera to be patient*

Javi: *turns to Scott* *signs* What's the name of the pilates studio?

Scott: *shrugs* Hot Mami's Pilates Studio. *gets hit with realisation* Oh f**k!

  "Shall we go then?" Chris asked you softly.

You smiled at your date and nodded. Waving everyone goodnight, both of you entered the elevator- with a camera of course.

You turned to Chris- and Chris automatically turned towards you like a magnet. You straightened his bow and crisped the end of his jacket between your fingers.

"Your friends are really nice-" the man rambled, keeping his eyes up the entire time your fingers moved around his throat- "and Loki looks so dapper in a tuxedo."

The smile on your lips faded a little.

"Yeah-" giving one final tap to his shoulders, you turned towards the elevator doors- "nice as they are, just be glad we don't have to see them tonight."

  The camera cuts to the venue as you and Chris watch in confused surprise at something ahead of you. Camera turns around and records a similarly surprised Loki standing at a flower-studded entrance with his pretty Latina date by his side.

  To be continued...

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It’s The Avengers (04x17)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 4 Episode 17: You, Me and Your Emotional Support God

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline   Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of the housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: as the title suggests...

Word Count: Everyone should try hypnotherapy once in a while. Sometimes you discover some past trauma and other times you see the fully toned back muscles of your guardian angel in Ultra 4K Max Definition and wonder if he knows he has the fanfiction bod.

MASTERLIST in bio, darlings. Tags are open (check bio)

"Everybody, calm down!!! It's that hot boy again!!!"

Scott was recorded skidding through the length of the lounge from the elevator while the people going about their evening looked confused at the lens.

 Wanda- who was sitting by the kitchen counter sipping Sam's homemade Margarita- tilted her head in confusion before her brows shot upwards in realisation.

  "Oh!" she exclaimed as softly as the Scarlet Witch could.

"You know something?" Vision questioned his girlfriend.

Wanda turned to the lens to look at you. "We are married now."

My apologies, ma'am.

  "You know something?" Vision questioned his wife.

Wanda turned to her husband and let out a quick smirk before going back to sipping her Margarita. "You'll see."

Sam's constricted brows had more questions when, from the floor entrance, Peter dashed in. "Oh, my God! I was just in the driveway trying to test my new web tech, and guess who I just saw!! That very nice, well-mannered, very handsome guy is here!!! Again!!!"

"Which one?" Sam had to ask. Apparently, he was not aware of the latest gossip about the facility.

  Sam: All I was told is some guy had come to meet Y/N when Bucky had caught those freak scientists from Zorp trying to infiltrate our home. I don't know nothing about some hot dude?! *looks at the camera in confusion*

*realisation hits Sam* Oh...right. Vision was the one who told me about that day. 

*shakes his head* Shouldn't have expected much gossip from that robot.

  The camera went unsteady as it tried to get Scott into frame. The man was all over the place, trying to find a mirror to look at himself. "Quick!" he leaned over the counter towards Sam, filling the latter's features with disgust, "check my teeth. Are they white enough? Do I need to floss? Are there any visible boogers up my nose?"

Sam shared a tired, judgmental look with the camera.

  "What are you doing?" Another camera captured a very confused Vision. The frame turned to catch a shirtless Peter rifling through his backpack. The boy was stunned for a second to have been caught in the lens like that. "Um...just changing my shirt. Didn't feel like it was vibing with my...um...skin."

The poor boy looked too scared as his eyes met the lens for a split second.

Vision watched the chaos unfold in front of him and eventually turned to Wanda.

"Should I also change into something that may please Chris?" he whispered to his spouse.

"Do you want to impress him?" she asked with a hint of curiosity.

"I want to support my friends," Vision acknowledged, earning a smile and a nod from Wanda.

The sentient being let his casual clothing transform from a set of a white tee and black jeans to a shimmering silver jacket, silver pants and a skyblue shirt underneath.

"No," Wanda immediately shook her head at her husband, "mm-mm. Go back. I'll choose your style today."

  The cameras swerved at the sound of the elevator ding, watching the same man from a few weeks ago get out and make everyone's jaw drop.

Chris was dressed for a formal occasion from head to toe, looking sharp in a deep royal blue tuxedo and a bow tie to complement the entire outfit. The man had moved his hair back today for a sleek look. The studs in his ears were small but they shone too bright when the lighting hit just right.

So bright that the boys in his vicinity had to cover their eyes for a moment, not to be blinded by the sparkle of a diamond wearing a diamond.

  "Hi everyone," Chris greeted the starstruck room.

"Hi, Chris!" Wanda seemed the only normal one to come forward and give the young man a peck on the cheek for a greeting. "You look so handsome today!"

Peter and Scott just stood two feet away, waving at the man, still blinded by his presence.

  Sam shook hands with the guest, giving the camera an 'impressed' look before offering him a margherita.

"Oh, I don't know if I should be drinking. I am so nervous." Chris scratched his neck and adjusted his collar. "My date's like the most beautiful woman on earth, and I want to make sure she has a good time tonight."

Both Scott and Peter tilted their heads a little. "Most beautiful woman on earth-" Scott whispered. Both the boys had the epiphany together, which made them punch each other in excitement with whatever little discretion they could.

  As if on queue, Loki entered. the lounge from the doorway. Our God was dressed in a tux himself, hair slicked back but with a touch of side braids, looking sharp as always.

"Well, look at you, beautiful. Where are you off to?" Wanda teased Loki.

"I have a date," the God said dryly before turning to face Chris.

"Chris," the God greeted the man with a simple nod.

"Loki," Chris mirrored him.

  The whole space could read the sudden coldness that had infiltrated the room.

Chris was fiddling with his cuffs while Loki was straightening his bow.

By now, Scott, Peter and Sam were sitting on the sofa, looking at the freezing vibes taking over the room.

"Oh-" Scott whispered knowingly at his boys, "they know."

Sam's brows raised some genuine questions. Peter responded with a similar 'oh', the realisation dawning upon him.

Sam was annoyed now. "What the f*** do they know???" he whispered at Scott.

"About each other, man!!! They know about each other??"

And then Scott went on to slap the back of his hand on Sam's chest before slapping the front of his palm on his 'abs', repeating the whole act at least five times before Sam gave a subtle gasp.

"You know we can hear you, right?" Loki was leaning on the countertop of the kitchenette.

Chris nodded with a slight hint of apology. He finally turned around, facing Wanda standing behind the kitchenette counter. "You know what, I'll have that margherita if you still have some."

Wanda did not waste any time, already pouring a glass and yelling "SALUD!"

  Wanda: That poor boy has been running "Pretty Little Baby" on loop inside his head. But not the original version, the TikTok version. Where the lyrics are like all the soft pictures. Like when the voice inside his head is singing 'You can ask for flowers' *mimics a little dance in her chair* his head is filled with Y/N all smiling and happy and all cuddly with him. And the next thing is the bass hitting him so loud inside his head, with the scene turning to Y/N all angry at him while yelling, 'You don't even know which fork to eat salad with?' and then it's just her walking away from him.

*Brings her hands to her cheeks* Poor sweet boy thinks she'll leave him for holding the wrong fork. He doesn't even know she'd eat with her hands in public if she could. Uh! Such a sweet baby!! *smiles a wide smile*

*Suddenly the smile fades away* Too bad that he isn't her endgame, though.

*looks right at the camera with a smile stuck on her face*

  Chris downed the entire drink, putting the glass back on the counter, gently requesting another round.

On the other end, down the hallway, a room of the dorms opened. One of the cameras caught your silhouette closing your door and walking out into the light of the lounge, leaving everyone speechless.

  You, Y/N Y/L/N, were dressed in a traditional Indian blue saree, the fabric embellished with tiny blue stones that sparkled under the dim lights of the lounge and made you seem covered in the tiniest, low-lit stars. Your face glowed with whatever makeup you had done. Your smoky eyes took the angel out of your eyes, turned you into one hell of a siren. Your hair, just like Chris and Loki, was slicked back, giving you the look of having walked straight out of the ocean.

Scott nearly had tears in his eyes, watching you glow like this. Peter was mesmerised like a four-year-old having seen an angel in real life.

Sam simply clapped and gave you a fist bump before turning it into a handshake that ended in a loud snap.

Vision followed Sam, clapping for you.

And the men. The men were too stunned to speak. Loki and Chris had their mouths agape, never taking their eyes off you. Never blinking. Never making a sound. Their brows felt sorry for their own existence, while their face felt the gratitude of the universe for getting to witness you glow like this.

"You-" Chris was trying to find the words- "look...uh..."

"Indian," Loki chipped in.

  Loki: *inhales a long one* I have been told in very strong and crude words by Scott and Peter that I f****d up. 

*Lens pans in* Real bad.

  Chris shared a look with the camera. Scott raised his hands in a 'what the heck' motion while Peter's brow tried to find the genuineness in that statement.

"I was going to say ethereal."

"Thank you, Chris," you gave the man a little bow before turning to Loki. "I'm his date to her sister's best friend's wedding. Who is Indian. The theme is Indian. So, I gave myself the liberty to dress in a saree."

You gave Loki a knowing look through your eyelashes before turning to Chris. "Gosh, you look stunning in blue. It really is your colour."

Loki looked at the camera.

  Loki: *mocking your words in a high-pitched tone* Gosh, you look stunning in blue. It really is your colour. *gives a dead stare to the camera*

She says. To a man. A human man. In front of a God. The God who is a Frost Giant. Who looks devastatingly handsome in blue.

*straightens his jacket* That therapist of hers needs to check her eyes as well.

  "What about you?" you turned to Loki while taking Chris's glass to have a sip of the margherita. A sly smile on Chris' face showed how much he was loving that gesture.

Loki straightened his shoulders and let a smirk run over his lips. "I have a date tonight."

While Wanda wooed in the background, the camera shared a swift look of surprise with you before it watched you down the glass and gently throw a 'cool' towards the God.

"Who's your date?" You took a handful of ice from the ice bucket on the counter and proceeded to crunch it loudly.

"I met her at one of the pilates classes that Scott signed me up for."

The camera watched you kill Scott inside your head while you smiled at him. "Oh, how nice of Scott!"

Scott smiled back at Loki before shuddering where he stood. "I just felt a freaking cold vibe run down my spine," he whispered to Sam.

  Scott: I signed him up for a pilates class WITH ME! The stupid studio signed him up with an all woman's section. How was I supposed to know there would be hot single ladies there!

*camera pans out to show Javier sitting next to Scott, gesturing for the camera to be patient*

Javi: *turns to Scott* *signs* What's the name of the pilates studio?

Scott: *shrugs* Hot Mami's Pilates Studio. *gets hit with realisation* Oh f**k!

  "Shall we go then?" Chris asked you softly.

You smiled at your date and nodded. Waving everyone goodnight, both of you entered the elevator- with a camera of course.

You turned to Chris- and Chris automatically turned towards you like a magnet. You straightened his bow and crisped the end of his jacket between your fingers.

"Your friends are really nice-" the man rambled, keeping his eyes up the entire time your fingers moved around his throat- "and Loki looks so dapper in a tuxedo."

The smile on your lips faded a little.

"Yeah-" giving one final tap to his shoulders, you turned towards the elevator doors- "nice as they are, just be glad we don't have to see them tonight."

  The camera cuts to the venue as you and Chris watch in confused surprise at something ahead of you. Camera turns around and records a similarly surprised Loki standing at a flower-studded entrance with his pretty Latina date by his side.

  To be continued...

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WRITE, BITCH!!

YOU CANNOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE INCONSISTENT WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH TALENT!!!!!!

JUST WRITE!!!

Watch this if you need some motivation!

https://youtu.be/VnSMIgsPj5M?si=Hv3kqkCsLIt7wkxx

I’ll try

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Well, anon…your threat worked…

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We can work with that

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WRITE, BITCH!!

YOU CANNOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE INCONSISTENT WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH TALENT!!!!!!

JUST WRITE!!!

Watch this if you need some motivation!

https://youtu.be/VnSMIgsPj5M?si=Hv3kqkCsLIt7wkxx

I’ll try

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Well, anon…your threat worked…

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WRITE, BITCH!!

YOU CANNOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE INCONSISTENT WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH TALENT!!!!!!

JUST WRITE!!!

Watch this if you need some motivation!

https://youtu.be/VnSMIgsPj5M?si=Hv3kqkCsLIt7wkxx

I’ll try

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Whenever I come across any post related to Blade Runner, my mind always sings the name to the theme of Road Runner

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With a heavy heart..

Today I'm sharing a very painful story. If you can share it, it might save my brother's life.

@hazemsuhail

Any help would be appreciated by anyone who comes across this. Hope your brother gets better soon

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Another dream…another annoying attempt by my brain to stay shy even in madeup reality and not go talk to the boy I like

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I did have a decent cry before going to bed…the least you could’ve done was award me with something a little more intimate

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Another dream…another annoying attempt by my brain to stay shy even in madeup reality and not go talk to the boy I like

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There’s a moth lying dead on my bed