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alexwinters

I have a 6 page essay due tomorrow on a book that I didn’t read

falloutboy

Rise and shine ☀️ it’s friday and “Irresistible ft. Demi Lovato” is OUT NOW! oh and WINTOUR IS COMING tickets go on sale today starting at 10am!!

Watch the Irresistible video starring Doug the Pug (official video coming soon)! Get the song:

iTunes Amazon Google Play Spotify Apple Music p.s. if you don’t see the song available yet, it will be by midnight local time.

WINTOUR IS COMING Fall Out Boy w/ AWOLNATION & PVRIS

2/25/16 - San Juan, PR @ Coliseo De Puerto Rico (FOB only)(Tickets) 2/26/16 - Hollywood, FL @ Seminole Hard Rock Live Arena* (Tickets) 3/01/16 - N. Charleston, SC @ North Charleston Coliseum* (Tickets) 3/02/16 - Charlottesville, VA @ John Paul Jones Arena (Tickets) 3/04/16 - New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden (Tickets on sale at 11am) 3/05/16 - Mashantucket, CT @ Foxwoods Resort Casino (Tickets) 3/06/16 - Syracuse, NY @ The Oncenter War Memorial Arena (Tickets on sale at 12pm) 3/08/16 - Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena (Tickets) 3/09/16 - Dayton, OH @ Wright State University Nutter Center* (Tickets) 3/10/16 - Louisville, KY @ KFC Yum! Center (Tickets) 3/12/16 - Chicago, IL @ United Center (Tickets) 3/14/16 - Des Moines, IA @ Wells Fargo Arena (Tickets) 3/17/16 - Birmingham, AL @ BJCC Arena (Tickets) 3/18/16 - Memphis, TN @ FedEx Forum (Tickets) 3/19/16 - New Orleans, LA @ Smoothie King Center (Tickets) 3/20/16 - San Antonio, TX @ Freeman Coliseum (Tickets) 3/22/16 - Wichita, KS @ INTRUST Bank Arena* (Tickets) 3/23/16 - Colorado Springs, CO @ Broadmoor World Arena* (Tickets) 3/25/16 - Phoenix, AZ @ Talking Stick Resort Arena (Tickets) 3/26/16 — Irvine, CA @ Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre (Tickets) * on sale 10/17 at 10am local time

infamously-exhausted

Reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time.

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often.

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable.

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god.

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone.

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

lostshow

I’m a cop… I was a cop. One night my partner and I responded to a burglary call. We were the first ones there. I covered the front and he went around the back. I was there a minute and then this kid comes right through the front door. I tell him to put his hands up and he’s says I’m making a mistake, that he’s a student and he wants to show me his I.D. I believed him. I just… I let him reach. All I remember was a pop. By the time I hit the ground I thought I was dead. I feel dead.

wordsnquotes

If you told me today our being together would result in heartbreak, I would still choose to be with you because I believe that truly living life is in the experiences, not the outcomes.

Kathryn Vance-Perez, Love and Truth (via wordsnquotes)

theinturnetexplorer

Two kinds of artists

One: And here's my pile of sketchbooks I've finished!

Two: And here's my pile of sketchbooks I've started and abandoned or haven't even fucking drawn one line in yet

mosrael

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

me: i am sad about a boy

also me: get up bitch youre fine

limsjaebeom

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Draco Malfoy showing up to Eighth Year with his head held high and his smile loose and carefree. Draco Malfoy having pierced lips and tattooed skin and mussed hair. Draco Malfoy being the talk of the school for more than one reason. Draco Malfoy cornering Harry Potter in the halls, leaning in with that stupid smirk of his, and whispering, “Everybody loves a rebel, Harry.”

parseltonquinq

I WANT THIS RIGHT NOW.

icanhelpyouthere

I see your Rita Skeeter reference and adore your headcanon.

dracoslovepotion-deactivated201

drarrysinful Colab, yes?

emperorpiranha

Draco Malfoy having given up trying to keep his hair straight and primed and letting it fall in the loose curls that are Naturally His

Draco Malfoy thinking that having gradiented hair is cool so he dyes the tips a pastel green

Draco Malfoy with the constellations of his star and his aunt and a bunch of significant ones over his dark mark

Draco Malfoy with piercings in his ears and one in his eyebrow that Minevra looks at super disapprovingly but let’s it go anyway

Draco and the tattoo under his collarbone that’s jet black and in twisty font that no one can read that looks hot as hell when he yanks his collar to let himself breathe

Draco Malfoy and the “it’s okay to wear Nailpolish” “I’m having a moment”

Draco Malfoy and smelling like a sex god walked in when he reaches class

Draco Malfoy and Leather jackets on the weekend with a pair of jeans I really should have thrown away, as well as the jacket with too many patches

Draco Malfoy and my beat up converse that have a hole but you can’t stop me no you can’t

Draco Malfoy and the enchanted motorbike that he takes out during hogsmeade weekends

Draco Malfoy and lying in fields blowing dandelions into the wind and being a true blue hipster child

emperorpiranha

aristotlemendozza CAN U HELP ME DRAW THIS MONSTER I AM DESPERATE TO SEE

sandandglass

gabe-the-fallen-angel

What actual friendship is like

zen-like-deactivated20160905

jesuisuneetoile

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

fuuuuuuuckthis-deactivated20140

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

wtfhistory

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

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