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[antoniosvivaldi]

“I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.”

— Happy birthday to Harry James Potter (b. July 31st 1980)

[avendell]

Beauxbatons Uniform Design

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[royalswille]

Harry: *starts screaming in the middle of the night*

Lily: Your turn.

James: Ugh, fine.

James: *starts screaming*

[savysami]

✨ HP Tattoo Series ✨ Will post the new trio with descriptions later, but wanted to also do these solos in one big series!

[ununquadius]

Draco: Oh, no, there’s only one bed! We’ll have to share it!

Harry: But there are two b-

Draco: Incendio! Oh! There’s only one bed!

[folkremedies]

harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

[folkremedies]

would like to add to this post and say that harry is uploading these videos to standard muggle youtube. people see this kind of scruffy, obviously Fucked Up kid rambling nonsense into his deskptop camera and just think he is really really good at shitposting

[folkremedies]

Harry, *filming himself with one hand, throwing raw meat at a seemingly empty space with the other*: “So anyways, you guys probably can’t see him through the camera lens but this weird fuck belongs to my best friend Luna who can’t actually take care of him right now because she’s out riding drag- er, um she’s on vacation in Romania so I have to do it. Um, the only reason I can see him is because I watched my close friend get murdered by an evil wizard when I was fourteen which, by the way, was around the same time I started to think I might be gay. Anyone else?”

Teens on tumblr who have no idea he’s being completely serious: “This is the only man alive who truly Gets me.”

[hermiione]

“I DON’T CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE —”

[harrypotterdailly]

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

[accioromione]

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

[askmischiefmanaged]

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

[kyoshisaidfuckcolonizers]

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

[kyoshisaidfuckcolonizers]

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

When he’s all moody before the full moon

[siriusblackfoot]

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

[witchbitch1333]

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

[siriusblackfoot]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER I’M HOWLING NO PUN INTENDED 

[avantegarda]

All right kids it's time for "two opinions I don't think are contradictory" time

JK Rowling has said a lot of dumbass stuff and it's completely valid to dislike her and criticize some parts of the Harry Potter universe

Those books meant a lot to me and plenty of other people as kids and I still think they have a lot of redeeming qualities and generally entertaining bits, though of course I don't expect everyone to like them

There you go. That's what's up.

[avantegarda]

Also, @ people jumping on the bandwagon like "oh I never liked that horrible problematic series, I can't believe you enjoyed it when you were little, you bigot!": chill. I promise it's not a competition to see who was the wokest nine year old.

[ms-demeanor]

Hey I’ve got two more:

A lot of people had their first introduction to literature as an allegory for war in reading Harry Potter and the series does a reasonable job of presenting broad concepts like fascism and the banality of evil to a young audience.

The relatively uncomplicated characters and situations in a series of  children’s novels are not an effective model for adults to interpret the the real world and “republicans are like death eaters” is the kind of oversimplification of the real world that makes it impossible to discuss political opposition with any degree of nuance.

[and-then-he-kisses-me]

Andrew: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

*in the next room*

Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK

Aaron: WHO THE FUCK SET THE COUCH ON FIRE

Neil: KEVIN GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

[saintdrarry]

{Drarry} addicted —Aster Lune.

[iamnmbr3]

Hagrid: Now that you have money for the first time in your life, what would you like to buy in Diagon Alley? Food? A pet?

Harry: I want a solid gold cauldron.

Draco *passing by*: Mother I think I’m in love. 

[fantasticfables]

Draco: JUST GO TO ST. MUNGO’S

Harry: Oh I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

[hogwartsfirebolt]

Is there literally anything better than fics where Harry is absolute raw power, mouth-wateringly hot and has a no-bullshit attittude I don’t think so

[eufonius]

police: you're under arrest for trying to carry two people on a single motorcycle

sirius: wait... what do you mean two

police: yes... two

sirius: what the fuck [turns around and checks] FUCK!

james and remus : OH NO!

police: ???

sirius: PETER FELL OFF