[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[oshiozena]

everything is meaningful everything is beautiful i only wish i didn’t cry so much

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[marmorada]

[lenn-ey]

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

[ephronian]

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

[sacred-portal]

[mostpeggablemilf]

come over i wanna get phrases stuck in your head

[duckbunny]

one of the many reasons to insist upon chronological timelines is that it's much, much harder to scroll forever if you can catch up with yourself. if you can run out of tumblr because you reach yesterday, that is a good and helpful prompt to do something else.

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at