Runaway Royal

Trixie Windsor Beatrice Victoria Elizabeth Windsor Age: 25 Personal Shopper Duchess of Windsor

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Ari: Fam, it's New York. There are plenty of places to go. Where are you? We're going out.

Trixie: I'm at home. But if you're taking me out, I'm not going to say no.

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Madison: Is that the vampire show? or am I thinking a completely different thing. Uh hell yeah that's exciting! I'm super proud of you. Are you having a little gathering to celebrate or nah? I know it's online, but you gotta cut some ribbon.

Madison: That's what I say, magnets are underappreciated. That's perfect, I'll be on the lookout. Maybe a fun scarf or hat.

Trixie: Yes it's the vampire show. I started it because I was bored and then accidentally watched the whole thing. Probably not. It's not that big of a deal since there's a good chance it could still flop.

Trixie: Either of those sound like they'd be perfect.

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keelyharper:

That’s awesome, Trixie, congrats! I quite like my wardrobe so I won’t need the What Not to Wear but I will definitely be hitting you up sometime because I hate going shopping for formal clothing and shoes. If I can’t wear jeans and flip flops/tennis shoes, it isn’t worth my time usually.

Okay, that’s fine.  If you have me shop on my own it is more expensive, but we can go over fees once you decide what you want. 

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Ari: Sounds like a you problem

Ari: You need to stop looking online that's where all the creeps are

Trixie: And where else am I supposed to meet a hot girl? At a bar? Because I'm not supposed to go to those anymore.

Trixie: And it's been /months/ since I've last had sex. I just want a hot hookup it shouldn't be this hard.

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Trixie: So people on online dating apps get a lot less attractive when you're not drunk.

Trixie: And that's my sober realization of the day.

Trixie: Still pretty sure that sobriety is overrated.

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priscillafranks:

I’m only twenty-two. I’m not that old…

That didn’t answer the question.  It actually makes it a little sadder. 

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priscillafranks:

Okay, well, me neither. All I’ve heard is to be myself, have conversation starters and don’t expect too much and really, it isn’t helping me much. I’ve never had a date, ever. I have no clue what to do or say at all.

You’ve never had a date?  How have you gone your entire life without a date?

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christian-sage:

Personal shopping? What a great idea, Trixie. That’s really cool!

Yeah, I’m aware that it is.  That’s why I had it. 

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drnerdyedwards:

Life altering question:

Is it rude to text someone you accidentally kissed and ask to take it back?

Everyone that says no gets a cookie. 

Rule one of kissing: you never EVER take it back.  

Unless you happened to puke in their mouths when you’re kissing them but that’s a very rare circumstance. And doesn’t seem like the kind of situation you’d get into. 

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So, I’m officially launching my personal shopping business on Friday, so if anyone is interested please let me know so that I can set you up for an appointment.  Prices differ based on how long it is and if you want me to what not to wear your closet beforehand. 

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merritt-sage:

Any good recs for places with some awesome shaved ice or sno-cones? I mean, I know they’re probably not that popular here, but I’m having some major summer vibes and I kinda wanna embrace that. It is more summer than spring now, you know?

I’m not entirely sure what that is, but I’m still trying to hang on to spring as much as possible since it started so late. 

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Madison: Trix, HEY.

Madison: Hey girl. How're you? What are you up to?

Madison: Also what would you want me to bring you from my honeymoon? I mean...you're probably getting the good ol fridge magnet. But other than that, obvs.

Trixie: That's a really boring question. I binge watched all of the Originals in a week. So now you know the tragedy that is my life. Oh and I'm officially launching my personal shopping website on Friday, so I guess that's exciting.

Trixie: Well you can never have too many magnets, but some sort of interesting clothes would always be appreciated.

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priscillafranks:

So, I’m meeting the person I’m supposed to marry quite soon. If there is anyone who’s been through this and who wants to give me advice on that, then please do so. That, as well as tips on how to calm down. I need it!

I would give you advice, but as I haven’t had to go through it yet, I don’t really have any to give. 

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masonbellamy:

Far be it from me to stop you trying to find out what their experiences with me were like, but I’ll gladly give you some names: Diane Sawyer, John Legend, Zooey Deschanel, Alabama Shakes, and I got my start doing some PR for Kristin Chenoweth.

Well, that’s impressive. 

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thecarmenflores:

I’m trying to play detective here, but I’ve hit a snag. It’s like this girl doesn’t exist. In this day and age what kind of person has no social media presence? Should I be concerned?

Yes. I’m pretty sure that’s the sign of a serial killer.  Or someone who lives under a rock.  Not sure that there’s much of a difference. 

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