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@trixxinixxi
This is 100% something I’d send to my 2 flirty friends
found the cutest picrew!!
https://picrew.me/share?cd=OvNkdZX52I
here’s me! <3
@hawkeye08 @starman-waitinginthesky81 @yourmydreamcatcher @fictionalsimp09 @thatpersonwithbooks @ellieslefteyesocket @gravitysthrall @neversummerwine @wondereden @tomatotomahtoworld @theronanlynchshow @ravenwordsx @urladystardust
thanks for the tag (i've been waiting to be tagged in a picrew since i've gotten my hair dyed lol)
npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @cbartonscoffee @ravenwordsx @poladroid + anyone else
thanks for the tag!!
dis me (though my hair is curlier irl)
npt: @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos @look-a-gay @rainystarsx @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @bibeantransbean @taleofapart-timepoet @lovelornloserboy @lesbian-disaster-tm @bralnwashed @soupyloopyx @lesbian-disaster-tm @clodyghost @whydousernamesevenexist @zsrntyouil @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @aceofspades42 @cerulean-cries @cool-lesbian-is-here @damsnackbar03 @kermit-the-fag-uwu @owls-can-read @your-neighbourhood-antisocial @somewhat-of-a-disappointment @welp-i @spidermansballs @landofshazza @ladymacbethisasmash @astarsmindd @janeiscompletelyfine @goldsmith-angel +anyone else XD
Yoooo this is hella fire
Behold, tis me
Anyways
@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @nomnomwotsits @lilyyyevans @yourteandyourtoast @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @notprongs @dontyoudarejudg3 +opennnn
Closest I could make to it being me :3
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Accurate me. Bask In my... uhh... glory? Is that ho w it g oes?
@ember-ladida @deathcastlvr2 @eeeurydiceee @lantern-rain @clairvoyantdisease @dontyoudarejudg3
thanks for the tag @notprongs !
open tags <3
Open tags lol
Well, that’s me I guess.
Open tags, anyone can join <3
Oh my gosh look at meeee im adorable 🥰
@lookingskyward @transgwender616 @neccturtle @zyahthestickmanguy @yourfavnerd1412 @saltnburnbaby
Close enough
@werepire05 @transgwender616
Also open tags because I don’t know any of my mutuals really lol
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Prolly as close as I’m gonna get it
Yo it's my birthday and i'm 21 now and can legally drink but I wont.
Yeah alcohols icky anyway
go my columbo mii dancing gif
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Petal, this is good news!
We can finally be beeple.
This isn't your world, but we can be beeple!
This is good news!
You can be a beeple!
You'll live like a beeple!
A pet!
A pet?
A pet!
Petal, this is good news!
You'll live for untold years!
This is insane!!!
If a southern girl calls me sugar i'll do whatever she says
Hmm interesting
If I could have an armored core game I’d want the story to be you getting merged into the coral, but that’s like the first 1/4th of the game the rest of the game is basically you being a grim reaper as you get more and more absurd weaponry like a speed attachment on your back that is just a fucking super sonic engine that makes you move at ungodly speeds even for an ac
Now that all ac pilots are pure energy RAD was finally able to sell the fucking kills you booster
YEEEEESSSSSS now that there’s no pilot there’s no end to the speed, strength, or fire power your ac can reach
If I could have an armored core game I’d want the story to be you getting merged into the coral, but that’s like the first 1/4th of the game the rest of the game is basically you being a grim reaper as you get more and more absurd weaponry like a speed attachment on your back that is just a fucking super sonic engine that makes you move at ungodly speeds even for an ac
@trixxinixxi @transgwender616 both of you dorks
y’know it kinda pisses me off when people “insult” Trump by calling him a draft dodger, cause like.. he’s a pedophile, a rapist, a rich neop baby, a genocidal fascist, a war criminal, extremely racist and queerphobic and every flavor of conservative…
and you insult him for refusing to serve an imperialist army when he was younger?? sweetie that’s like.. the least bad thing he’s done
sure it wasnt cause he fundamentally disagreed with the army he was lazy but still
it feels like looking at the most horrible murderer ever and the best insult you can come up with is “you have a big nose” WHICH IS INCONSEQUENTIAL AND NOT EVEN A BAD THING
like, draft dodging isn’t evil.
donald trump? IS. IN EVERY WAY.
please insult him better.
oh and im tired of people calling him “crazy” and “narcissist” too but thats a whole other conversation
I personally have called him since 2016 the annoying orange fuck :3
So I was wondering, there’s a lot of stuff about breaking the Terran down little by little but what do affini do if a Terran like me deeply wishes to be a floret?
Then you'll be a floret darling~
The process for becoming a floret can be a little different for every sophont. For example, some sophonts can sign a form of their own volition to be a floret!~
So, if you deeply wish to be a floret dear then you are~ <3
big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest
why do I feel such a strong yearning for florethood?
well, there’s layers. It’s wish fulfillment, of course. It’s not just being owned, it’s living in an environment where wanting to be owned is okay. It’s having my various medical issues (including mental health and transition) get the time and attention I wish was practical to give them. It’s being loved unconditionally. It’s kink, yes, but it’s safety to let go and know that swimming in subspace is safe. It’s getting the opportunity to pursue passions I can’t afford to because capitalism. (Gods I wanna open an experimental ice cream parlor so bad.) It’s also getting help with the responsibilities that I struggle with, which is something I already do for others, but do not feel safe to myself. I… yeah anyway meow meow meow pls flort me like the big seed I am.
Wash Cycle
Oh my darling little stuffie, it's time for your bath, I do know how much you love tumbling around in there~
But first, lets pick out a detergent for you darling!~ Hmmm, what're we thinking today doll?~ Would you like lavender, strawberries, sunflowers, or clean linen?~
Your paw reaches out for the strawberries gently giggling thinking of how yummy you'll smell after your cycle.
Strawberries it is little one, now let's get you out of your adorable outfit and ready for your wash~
She motions your arms up so she can remove your skirtall and shirt, lifting it up over your head, stained with bits of mud, paint, and food from your long day. You may be plush but that doesn't mean Mommy can't dress you up~
Good little doll, now let's get you into the washer darling, would you like your detergent on or off you sweetie?~
You think for a moment and motion your paws onto the top of your head.
On it is petal~
She lifts you up in her vines placing you gently into the huge machine, little metal holes surrounding you in the tube-like contraption you now sit in. You look up at Mommy and give out the warmest smile as a vine slowly tilts the detergent cup, the sweet and viscous cleaning supply slowly drenching your small fuzzy body~
Good doll, ready for your wash cycle little one?~
You nod letting out precious little giggles as the door on the machine gently closes with a click, the outside world being tinted behind blue stained glass. You hear muffled beeping from outside as it finishes in a gentle little melody and the machine starts to spin. The last thing you see before your world turns is Mommies face behind the glass giving out the warmest smile~
Enjoy your wash little one~
Come hop in bed with Mommy darling~
(A piece I've been sitting on since mid-February and decided to finally finish up)
My floret ass would launch myself into the bed like a rocket
Living with your affini like playing a game with your big (very big, very leafy) sis and not realizing that the controller she handed you isn't plugged 🥺