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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛.

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my lord, u freaky

What gave it away? Was it Nagini? Or my need to punish Potter with imperio and crucio?

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I can't stop thinking about our time together Tom. I can't stop haunting that room. I come back to it over and over.

No, you can't. You died in that room why would do anything but haunt it.

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Do you play an instrument? If not do you like classical music?

No and no. Music is a waste of talent and time. Classical music bleeds my ear drums.

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Well, look at you, Tom. Best friends with an 11-year-old girl. Tell me, did you help her write the Singing Valentine? “Eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad”, seriously?

If you insist on being this daft, I was never aiming to be "best friends" with her. The art of manipulation is lost on your simpleton mind. She came up with the lyrics on her own. I only nudged her along. I needed her to grow weak and die.

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I did not expect an anserw so quickly. But still I can't wait for more lore. This blog is very dear to me.

Also at first I thought this blog is an au of a 4th wall breaking Voldemort thats terrifyingly self aware.

ps. I didn't meant to sound so passive agressive 😭🙏.

With love ~💋🖤🐍

Your asks are dear to me.💚You didn't, at least I didn't take it that way. Certain asks take me longer to answer only because I need to think them over and answer them fully. Terrifyingly self aware, thank you.💚

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I have an silly little question my Lord. 💋

In one of your posts, you said that - exact quote: "I bitterly... madly, wretchedly, miss my dear Bellatrix. My rage knows no end. Her murder will be avenged by my own hands." Well duh

Does that mean you are dead, my Lord?

Are you still alive?

This still doesn't explain anything...

You keep talking about the dead as if they were alive.

I'd really like to know WHAT YOU ARE at this point in your life. It would be a bit...ironic if the remnants of your soul were stuck on Tumbler.

You talk about Potter in a way that says he's alive. But Bellatrix is dead, turns out power of mother love, friendships, unicorns and other bullshit works and about your followers "list" more likely when you described what are you fond of them. You yet speak like you are still alive.

Does this mean you were a coward and didn't fight Harry?

- your absolutely and dishonorably killed FAVORITE Death Eater 💋🖤🐍

If you wont respond ill take it as an absolutly pathetic agreement.

It really depends on the ask since the asks do not synchronize since this is a silly little ask blog but that one ask about my death eaters was from a year ago. I answered that with a couple of others a year ago and I took a hiatus for health reasons.

I suppose I should start to synchronize a basic lore and use a tag since last night I answered a few asks about Nagini and I'm sticking to what I said, as in Nagini being a magical snake (and possibly a woman I cursed). That's now canon to my blog. I just didn't want to turn this blog into a versed roleplaying blog but it doesn't hurt to establish a baseline.

The baseline for this blog is:

Yes I am alive. I did not turn part of my soul into a horcrux for Tumblr. It would be quite amusing if I did.

Harry is still alive at least according to this blog. No he did not defeat me, we have not fought yet.

I would like to think Dumbledore is dead. Useless dead, even more useless alive so it's neither here nor there whatever that old fool is.

My Bellatrix is also still alive, as are my death boys (Karkaroff and Regulus Black can remain dead).

I will work on a pinned post and answer more lovely asks. 💚

Are you Severus? That would be quite amusing. Or Crouch perhaps?

Be right back.

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What can I say anon, Nagini is the true love of my immortal lifespan.

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My lord when you said nagini will get a spanking do you mean to say nagini knows your deepest darkest kinky secrets because she is always around or you have kinky times with nagini?

I don't know what you mean...

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To your latest post:

how do you spank a snake???

As you would spank a naughty witch or wizard. With Crucio.

[I have never and will never crucio Nagini. I'd get eaten alive. She's very fast.]

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What kind of snake is nagini tom? Is she a reticulated python or king cobra? There is much disagreement about this in the fandom. Can you set the record straight once and for all?

There is also talk of Nagini being a woman I cursed to live out the remainder of her life as a reptile, but I will keep that aspect a secret for now and say she is neither of those types you mentioned above anon. She is a magical snake and she contains a specific type of venom that instantly paralyzes her victims and they die very.. very slowly, unable to bat an eyelash. She has elements of a black mamba, a king cobra, and a diamond back rattlesnake, but she is not any of those types, specifically. She is 3.048 meters in length and thicc. Her girth is heavy enough to swallow a large wizard whole. She feeds... at least once or twice a week.

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My lord, there are rumors that you are kinky beyond imagination? Where does that come from?

Have you been talking to Nagini? What has she been telling you? You speak parseltongue? Speak!

[satisfied smirk]

Nagini will get a spanking.

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I AM GIVING YOU SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TOMMY TOM TOM

Nagini............................... DINNER

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would you rather get with abraxas or bellatrix my Lord?

Can't I have both? I can. Your Lord can have as many and as many all at once as I please.

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What are your thoughts on Abraxas Malfoy? There have been some... rumors, about the nature of your relationship <3

A sight better than Dumbledore. Abraxas is a pure blood but ultimately a coward. He should have joined my ranks as death eater. Why are there only rumors of his involvement in ousting that muggle born minister? Did he do it or not? I have no time to waste with halfsies.

We had drinks. May have shared a room at an inn after. May have plotted the demise of mankind as well and may have giggled the whole time.

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My lord, there are people shipping you with Professor Dumbledore. What is your response to that? what would it take you to actually fuck that grandpa?

A lobotomy. A brain transplant. A massive personality change and removal of my core value system [not to fuck those who are below me in intelligence and also pansy muggle lovers.] What do these fic writers get from shipping me with a man who let me rise to power not once but twice and the only thing he did to thwart me was ban me from becoming DADA professor at Hogwarts? Dumbledore is NOT my equal and anyone who elects to write such nonsense has me to answer to.

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My lord, what is your opinion on platonic make out sessions? Do those exist in your opinion?

I platonic-aly er- make out with Lucius all the time. I have threesome make out sessions of the platonic nature with with Alecto and Amycus... Are those not common among platonic bed buddies? Dear Dolohov, I will have to give him platonic tongue I mean er-- a platonic kiss on the cheek next time we're alone.. Bella and I had a long platonic make out session just the other day, we hadn't seen each other in a minute as they say, and as old chums we platonic-aly made out. It was quite lovely. What's a little spit between platonic partners?