pretty girls bite

She/her | Pansexual | Artist | Musician | Constantly DIYing | Marauders | Marvel | and other random tidbits :)

[ladymacbethisasmash]

INTRO TO MY BLOG

Hi there suckers welcome to the mess that is my conscious stream.

Anyways

I'm Rowan.

I'm chatty, sociable and overall just really nerdy.

Send me asks, dms reblogs I love it honestly.

HOWEVER.

I do not tolerate hate, bigotry or discrimination of any kind. So if I cant this you will be reported and blocked. Am I clear?

But in a lighter note, listen to me over share 🤗

Things I like:

Sleep

Good food

Me (my self confidence should be studied)

ALT MAKEUP AND CLOTHES

My amaze balls moots <333

DIY-ing shit

Things I don't like:

Ableism, misogony, racism, homophobia etc

Physics (I'm so bad at physics it's not funny)

The wind, man don't get me started

Mornings.

Fandoms:

Marauders

Marvel

Dr who

Merlin

Theres prolly more but I lowkey can't remember. Marauders and marvel are the big two

Chat talk to me I'm always bored ughhhhh

Anyways I don't really know what to say so go check out my other posts 😝😝😝

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Can it start raining please?

I'm trying to have an aesthetic moment and it's the perfect night for it 🙏🙏🙏

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Update: it started raining

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Can it start raining please?

I'm trying to have an aesthetic moment and it's the perfect night for it 🙏🙏🙏

[ladymacbethisasmash]

HIII

HIIIIIII

Wassssupppp I feel like we havent interacted in AGES

(Also happy pride)

[ladymacbethisasmash]

When barty found out people referred to them as the Slytherin skittles, he went around yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH" after every argument he had defending his gang

[mairon-goth-minion]

Some people on the internet need to know the basic fandom rule of "ship and let ship". If you don't like the ship, then you don't interact with the shipping fanbase and content.

I've been online in fandom spaces for a few years now, and I have been in many different shipping spaces. Some of them were fun to be in, some of them weren't, and all of that depended on how people treated each other.

Also, shipping in a fandom does not necessarily mean embracing canon. If your only argument against a ship is that it is not canon, you do not understand that fandom can go beyond canon. Please don't start ship wars with people simply because of what canon "says". It's fictional, and letting people project their ideas into a source material is what builds a fandom.

As long as there is a clear distinction between what is canon and what is not, I do not believe that going against canon harms the source material, and this does not only include shipping, however I've recently been angered by comments degrading a ship simply because it was not canon.

I might have gone off-track compared to my original idea, but it doesn't matter, because my point still stands. Ship and let ship, and, please remember, just because you love the source material and find it perfect in every way does not mean that everyone thinks the same.

Have a nice day.

[ladymacbethisasmash]

This.

[ladymacbethisasmash]

I know I dont shut up about it but punk barty is actually my favourite headcanon. Like it just makes senseeeeee

1. He hates his dad and what's one of the most common ways of rebellion? Being alternative.

2. I'm adamant he has his obnoxious neon green streaks in his hair, which is an generally alt

3. Hes very angry at the state of the world let's be real, hes mad at all the injustice and genuinely does not care if people are different they DESERVE TO BE TREATED THE SAME

4. Hes a layering baddie and defo owns his own battle jacket fight me

5. He definitely listens to loud music that's angry and yk (I actually can't name a huge amounts of punk bands I think he'd listen to bc I'm a riot grrrl kinda punk/alt and I'm not convinced that's his thing.. Marlene however...)

6. I actually think hes quite artistic so dIYing his own clothes makes sense

And just UGH HE IS

Plus hes the kinda representation I beg for about being alt bc it just makes sense and it's cool and not really bashed bc TELL ME I'M WRONG. I'm not.

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Peak horror btw

You are correct that was PEAK

Ive been meaning to watch this for ages 😅 but I figured I'd put it on as I painted smth onto my jacket, and honestly I'm glad I didn't watch it at night...

Also the end? Hello jumpscare

[ladymacbethisasmash]

You're lady Macbeth is a smash.

I changed my pinterest username to

Blueberry yogurt is a smash

Thanks for the Inspiration I will cherish it

Lowkey made my day, I love being inspiration for other people teehe

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

@ladymacbethisasmash @notprongs @ember-ladida and whoever else another poem as I face my crippling exams!!

Do not ask me which part of my soul this came from AHAHAHAH-

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Hwoxbfocnsos HELL YEAH

Your poetry never ceases to amaze me

Crippling exams are realllll, it's my last day of holidays before I return to them 🥹

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Okay so I had coffee, took a shower, wore black Las Vegas boot cut jeans, a grey shirt with a futuristic poster on it and now at 4.53 pm with my hair Dried and voluminous skin products and tying my hair up similar to janis Ian's with a faux steel chopstick, i feel somewhat better. I'm gonna go wash my face and Wear black and purple eyeliner now

Also the jellycat sun I finished

Hhhheheh hell yeah that is how life should be!

I just woke up and it's like midday but in my defense it's my last day of holidays and my sister kept me up till 1am so...

THE SUN OMG IT'S SO CUTE I'M CRYING AHDIFNEOFBEN

[notprongs]

Chat r u having a gender identity crisis bc I swear I've seen like 3 posts from you that could relate to that..

No judgement but watching it in real time is gigglesome

LOLL

If this is inudes the "boy colours sure do make me happy" post THEN PLESSE FORGIV E ME I FORGLT GRAMMAR EXISTED

I meant to say: boy, colours sure do make me happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also I have greasy hair rn which makes me want to keep it away from my face and tie it in a bun, and it just reveals more of my face and shoulders which I keep getting comments that it looks like a male.

The dressing style is NOT helping 😭😭🫠🫠

The other original post of feeling like a male addresses The dressing and hair... and I can't recall the third dysphoria thing... 🤔🤔🤔

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Idk maybe it was only 2 lol

But like you can see the direction my brain went there...

The hair up thing is real, I keep putting mine up to that it goes spiky at the back of my head tho which makes me feel better about having it up

As a comfortably cos girl myself I swear sometimes the masculinity be calling..

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Ok so I'm back in my DIY era (did I ever leave tho that's the real question)

BUT

I found an old scarf that I was gonna embroider ages ago but forgot to, SO:

Help me decide what to do 🥹

pick a design PLEASE

Marauders themed

marvel themed

specifically rosekiller themed

a snake through a field of flowers so it looks like its wrapped around my neck

music themed teehee

A:tla themed

warped clocks

fossils

merlin themed

cathedral themed

Voting ended onJun 2

Descriptions of each under the cut

1. Moon phases in the middle, the respective animagi footprints, basically just smth to represent them all e.g. a dying rose (rosekiller) lilies etc

2. I'm actually not sure ok what this one would look like but I could make it happen, maybe like a symbol for each of them yk? But if you have ideas lemme know

3. Probably a rose in the center with dying petals falling away down to the ends maybe some 'blood' on the rose, and then a good rosekiller quote underneath the rose (tell me your faves and I'll add it to the list so I can decide)

4. I think k this one is pretty self explanatory icl

5. Some piano keys, sheet music, guitars maybe a mic idk yet. Oo I could make it like the tech set up for a microphone based on my set up that could be cool.

6. Prolly just the symbols for each Nation in the respective colours, maybe the traits you need to bend each underneath each element

7. Like the dripping clocks and the long ones with tick tock written through out

8. Like a big dinosaur fossil with many some smaller things around it

9. I'm thinking his glowing gold eyes in the middle, then 'Merlin.. Emrys' written with like Merlin on one side Emrys on the other, and then some other stuff like maybe some swords or kilgaharra(idk how to spell that go away) the dragon yk possibly the pen dragon crest

10. Like Gothic arches n shit coming up from the ends

I do technically have 2 scarves so if there are some really popular ones I can make two, I just said one bc the other is THICK af

But yeah if you have any other ideas PLEASE tell me them

🥹🥹

[ladymacbethisasmash]

"Regulus was the first to find out. To know that Barty wasn't ok.

He'd been watching so close it was only a matter of time before he figured it out, so barty sat him down first.

Told him about the thoughts. The violent ones. The mean ones. The scary ones.

Told him how sometimes Barty's brain would tell him to pick up the nearest sharp objects and slam it into someone else. To slam it into himself.

And Regulus listened. He sat quietly and listened, the same way he always does. Silent, methodical but still caring."

Sick, not twisted

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Chat its time..I'm dropping the first 2 chapters of my fic..

So like go read idk

It's rosekiller centric in muggle au but they're still at Hogwarts

Sick, not twisted

[fraythet1red]

Respond if you want and reblog it.

which of the "7 deadly sins" do you represent the most

Greed (I want shit)

Envy (I want your shit)

Wrath (I will wreck your shit)

Lust (Im into some freaky shit)

Gluttony (this is some tasty shit)

Sloth (I dont feel like doing shit)

Pride (I am the shit)

Voting ended onMay 30

@idk-i-like-cats @shaethecrow @roadkillcritter @chronicallyonlinebitch @ratttailz @themeeperscreepers @pushingpesticides @ang3lofsorrow @lordelvensmellthesecond @lostsprit @ladymacbethisasmash @crying-violet @chronicallyonlinebitch @bangchanssecondtoenail +open

Yes, I've been watching too much Fullmetal Alchemist again.

[ladymacbethisasmash]

I am the shit. bite me

@nomnomwotsits @lilyyyevans @notprongs @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @em0tionallymotionsick @yourteandyourtoast @dontyoudarejudg3

[bogwaternomnom]

Chomp :3

[ladymacbethisasmash]

😂😂

[fraythet1red]

Respond if you want and reblog it.

which of the "7 deadly sins" do you represent the most

Greed (I want shit)

Envy (I want your shit)

Wrath (I will wreck your shit)

Lust (Im into some freaky shit)

Gluttony (this is some tasty shit)

Sloth (I dont feel like doing shit)

Pride (I am the shit)

Voting ended onMay 30

@idk-i-like-cats @shaethecrow @roadkillcritter @chronicallyonlinebitch @ratttailz @themeeperscreepers @pushingpesticides @ang3lofsorrow @lordelvensmellthesecond @lostsprit @ladymacbethisasmash @crying-violet @chronicallyonlinebitch @bangchanssecondtoenail +open

Yes, I've been watching too much Fullmetal Alchemist again.

[ladymacbethisasmash]

I am the shit. bite me

@nomnomwotsits @lilyyyevans @notprongs @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @em0tionallymotionsick @yourteandyourtoast @dontyoudarejudg3