Queen Sasha 💖

I believe it was the great American painter Bob Ross who said, 'the key to a swollen vagina is...courage' - Katya

[saneiv]

[fungusamongusblog2]

[saprotrophix]

[roseillith]

[memeforaliving]

people writing eddie munson fics: HE’S ROUGH, HE’S A FUCKER, HE DEMANDS YOU TO BE HIS SLAVE 

 the real eddie munson:

[mvyflowerss]

Astrology Signs as Possums

[meanplastic]

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.

[melonmemes]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes

[thorthedorkworld]

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

[taliabobalia]

i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer

[thebdelliumlady]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how well the song actually works for the scene or that Collin Firth is in both of those movies.

[primesinister]

“Sounds like a BRIGHT idea” official, Harry Hart and Harry Bright are the same person, Kingsman 3 and Mamma Mia 3 can just be made together. You’re welcome hollywood

[blackfeatheryflyingthing-deacti]

OKKUUURRR

[baise-toiii-deactivated20190928]

I always put my music on shuffle but then get annoyed when it doesn't play the song I want

[velvetgurl]

ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[blackdisneyprince]

sexual orientation: blake lively in a ralph lauren suit holding a dry martini calling me “baby”.

[tejianasky]

I like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of sex, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. That makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]