Daemon: So what's new with you?
Lucerys: Um, well, I got TiVo
Aegon: It's slang for pregnant
Daemon: Are you really pregnant?
Lucerys: Well, uhh, yes and no!
Lucerys: So to sum it up, yeah!
Daemon: Who's the father?
Daemon, panicked: Oh no, please don't tell me it's him
Lucerys: No! It's Aemond, you like Aemond!
Lucerys: Oh daddy, I hope you're ok with all of this
Lucerys: I mean, think about it
Lucerys: This is a good thing!
Lucerys: This is your first grandchild
Lucerys: You're gonna be a grandpa!
Daemon: I'm gonna be a grandpa!
Daemon: So when is the wedding?
Daemon, serious: There's gonna be a wedding
Daemon: Young man, don't you sit there and tell me that my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard!
Daemon: LUCERYS VELARYON TARGARYEN
Daemon: Oh goodie! I have to tell Rhaenyra
Aegon: Sorry , I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day
Aegon: Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun Bar mitzvah
Lucerys: I know, I panicked
Lucerys: I didn't want him to start yelling at me like I was some kind of 74 latour!
Aegon: It's le fitte, the 74 latour is actually really good wine
Lucerys: He's coming. Alright, I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna be Strong
Daemon: I just sent a raven to your mother
Daemon: I think we might be able to book the plaza on short notice
Lucerys: The plaza?! Oh, daddy! *happy hug*
Aegon, scandalised: Wtf?!
Lucerys: Right, daddy, sit down, I need to tell you something
Daemon: What is it, sweetie?
Lucerys: There's not gonna be a wedding, Aemond and I aren't getting married
Daemon: I don't believe this!
Lucerys: Daddy, stay calm
Daemon: Is it because that punk Aemond won't marry you?!
Lucerys, crying: Yes, yes! He says I'm damaged goods!
*Daemon, on his way to kill Aemond*
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