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TEXT ✋ TRANDY

Andy: It sure did! Shit was amazeballs and she had one of the tightest little bods I've nailed in a long time, shit was heaven. Who'd you bang!?

Andy: He did?! How cool! Tell him Daddy says hola right back at him!

Trolga: OOOOOH who was it?! I want to know! I hope you told her how much you liked her body, girls like to hear that and then ONCE THEY'RE PREGNANT AND DELIVER YOUR GIANT BABY THEY'LL NEVER HEAR IT AGAIN BECAUSE THEIR BODY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, so tell them it while you can! I had a good one too! You know Sphinn, right? He's so stupid hot that my mouth is still dry from drooling and my hips still hurt from his hands which is the dream!

Trolga: I told him, he seemed so happy! Sidenote, WHO IS TEACHING OUR BABY SPANISH?!

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TEXT ✋ TRANDY

Trolga: Big Guy! Just checking in to see if wing-monstering worked as good for you as it did for me!

Trolga: Also, Bowsy says HOLA.

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what’s the most embarrasing thing you’ve ever done?

Embarrassing? Please! You’re talking to the girl who accidentally made the slip-and-slide at her first college party a puke slip-and-slide because she got drunk on Four Lokos the second she arrived, I don’t get embarrassed.

honesty hour!

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Would you ever want to be in an actual relationship with Andy?

Uhhh... yeah, sure, maybe. I know @ferdinanddebull isn’t a huge relationship dude and I’m not really one either but if I was going to make something like that work, doing it with the father of my little itty bitty baby isn’t a bad idea!

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What's the best part of being a parent?

I kind of like all of it but the best part is that it’s lowkey like building a little person from scratch! Everything Bowser knows and likes and IS is because I taught him it, or @ferdinanddebull did, and that’s so dope! Our little build-a-baby!

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Would you ever want more kids?

I didn’t even think I’d want one, to be honest, but being Bowser’s mom is kind of the coolest thing I’ve ever done. And I’m actually kind of good at being a mom, I think, anyway, so giving him a little sibling Yoshi could be even cooler!

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What's your favorite video game?

I love basically every video game I’ve ever played EVER, but I’ll say Transistor for now because it’s my current obsession. It’s an old game but it’s timeless and definitely a good time, always!

honesty hour!

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coffee or tea?

MOUNTAIN DEW! Or 5 Hour Energy.

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if you could change your name, would you?

I want to be named Peach so badly! I LOVE the name Peach, and I always have, even before Nintendo because I love the color and the fruit. But now that I have a son named Bowser, I want to be named Peach even more!

honesty hour!

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If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I think I’d probably look the same but with, like, shorter hair and a blonde beard! If I were a dude, I’d DEFINITELY have a beard -- I kind of want a beard now, honestly, I just have trouble growing it. I’d go shopping and have like a nerdy boy to hot boy makeover moment because duh, and also I’d practice helicopter dicking becuase that’s always looked fun! And, and duh, I’d definitely have sex, because I NEED to know what it’s like as a dude. Preferably with @adoraeros but eh, I wouldn’t be picky!

honesty hour!

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what are your feelings on normies?

That they really really really really suck at video games.

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what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

Probably the one where me and the guy are in the middle of a giant jelly donut and we have to fuck and eat our way out! It’s so fun and sticky but it definitely makes eating jelly donuts awkward because what if the fantasy is real and a mini-me and a mini-hot-guy are in there about to get slurped down into my stomach?!