cronus "THE MEAT" ampora.

artist. musician. museum curator. body builder. model. poet. litterateur. actor. thespian. hipster. doctor. philosopher. all of these are things used to describe me, but deep dowvn im human just like the rest of you. except smarter and more vwell read vwith a better grasp of howv good things look vwith a black & vwhite filter. vwelcome to my tvwisted mind.

[astrodickology]

My Kink is being right and that’s why I’m turned on all the time

[trolldannyzuko]

💭💭💭💭💭

irrelevwant asshole. alvways been a thorn in my side. back vwhen i vwas pioneering important social justice movwements, he vwas alvways one of the first hatemongers to jump on my case about howv i MAY havwe been inadvwertently siding vwith oppressors or vwhatevwer. from vwhat i can recall, he has a good enough head on his shoulders, so credit for that i guess. heart in the right place and all that mush. but howvevwer righteous his morals are hes lacking vwith equal sevwerity in the intellect department, vwhich is SUCH a turnoff.

he instantly loses ten thousand points for being a clowvn, but some are begrudgingly avwarded back since he technically renounces his hatchright as a member of the church. i think? he doesnt vwear the chalky facepaint, at least. thats a turnon. 

oh, and he said he hates highbloods. couldvwe just been to garner credibility in slinging mud my vway, though. that used to be one of the easiest vways to shoot to the top of the social ladder online, so i cant evwen BLAME the guy. keep up the good vwork. gotta direct those sycophantic urges elsevwhere, dont you, CLOWVN?

[arabwife]

i admire people who could’ve turned cold after everything they’ve been through but still chose love anyway. there’s strength in that

[trolldannyzuko]

THOUGHT BUBBLE

insufferable vwhiny bastard. has no redeeming qualities vwhatsoevwer. he only exists to prod at evweryones nervwes, and thats a generous assumption, since in reality hes probably barely on the peripheral of ANYONES mind. hes good for one thing - stirring the pot - and i think he knowvs that. 

its vweird being reminded of the mutual tormentor vwe shared. really vweird. i dont like thinking about it, but bodencus LIVWES as a reminder that this guy vwas around at one point and that he vwas a real fucking freak. its both disorienting and infuriating that hes still latched onto all that and showvs no signs of letting go, but i dont care enough to tell him off for it OR try to help. avwoiding that mess is my method of choice. 

i feel bad for him sometimes. hes screwved up. 

[trolldannyzuko]

💭 !!

unBELIEVWABLE the amount of devwelopment thats gone into this relationship. its not evwen that much, honestly, but still more to speak of than there is vwith just about any other “friend” i havwe. the feeling comes in intervwals, but pizza is one of the only people i havwe genuine respect for. hes a consistent presence, and has been for a long time. no matter vwhats going on in either of our livwes vwe can crack jokes at each others expense vwhile still preservwing a subtle air of “i like havwing you around”. 

somehowv, i favwor “pizza hut” ovwer this newv human name hes picked out for himself. referring to him vwith the title of an inferior eating establishment (the likes of vwhich i vwould nevwer PERSONALLY patronize) makes more sense to me than vworking vwith “alan”; its a painfully obvwious knockoff of his friends name. sad, really. he could do a lot better, i KNOWV hes creativwe. maybe its an ironic statement or something.

im going to miss our booty calls. i dont think he vwas evwer as pitch as he vwanted me to think he vwas, but i nevwer cared that much. his attention just felt good. and i think hell come back around, anyvways.

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

If u don’t like me that’s fine but you can’t beat my ass. period.

[8its]

trolldannyzuko‌:

vwhy vwouldnt it matter. are you being self deprecating or just trying to tell me not to vworry. because vwe got that part covwered, im the antithesis of apprehension right nowv. 

8ecause why would it? Not even 8eing self deprec8ting, 8ut trying to like, determine who someone can or can’t talk to is a little whack and pretty outta line. And like I said, you’re harmless. 

[trolldannyzuko]

because i vwoluntarily opened the floodgates for people to givwe me their opinions and you vwere the most qualified person speaking up at the moment. the ONLY person actually. 

[trolldannyzuko]

the vwanker didnt evwen followv me.

[trolldannyzuko]

bold of anyone to assume that not absolutely evwerything i do is the epitome of boldness. 

[8its]

trolldannyzuko‌:

first of all, because its the only thing on MY dashboard right nowv and i automatically assume evweryone is going to be as particular in their blogroll as i am, making my latest endeavwor the shining star of social commentary at this hour. secondly. i also automatically assume that people arent going to vwant me around their friends. you tvwo seem close enough, so i just figured.

8old of you to assume I pay much attention to anything at all, ever. And yeah, we’re friends, I guess. You’re like, 8arely around, and you’re a weird ass riot when you are, 8ut you’re pretty harmless. 8esides, what I think doesn’t matter anyway. 

[trolldannyzuko]

vwhy vwouldnt it matter. are you being self deprecating or just trying to tell me not to vworry. because vwe got that part covwered, im the antithesis of apprehension right nowv. 

[trolldannyzuko]

my standards havwe regressed so much.

[trolldannyzuko]

ha ha, fishy.

[trolldannyzuko]

8its replied to your post: 8its replied to your post: not...

Why would I 8e watching it like a hawk? I’m watching conspiracy theory videos and feeding a gru8. Anyway, he’s a good guy. Have fun.

first of all, because its the only thing on MY dashboard right nowv and i automatically assume evweryone is going to be as particular in their blogroll as i am, making my latest endeavwor the shining star of social commentary at this hour. secondly. i also automatically assume that people arent going to vwant me around their friends. you tvwo seem close enough, so i just figured.

[trolldannyzuko]

8its replied to your post: not enough important people are online to givwe me...

Whose reput8tion, 8arron’s?

dont act like you arent vwatching our convwersation like a hawvk.

[trolldannyzuko]

BALLS, that just reminded me. 

i completely flaked out on making an appearance at that shindig last vweek. vwho evwen KNOWVS if they vwere able to successfully party vwithout my contagious charisma rolling out on the scene like a fog machine.

[trolldannyzuko]

not enough important people are online to givwe me the scoop on this guys reputation, so i guess i havwe to formulate my owvn opinion based on experience instead of trying to appease the mainstream. SIGH.

[trolldannyzuko]

💭...fear

is EVWERYTHING he posts a cry for help? sheesh, i thought i vwas playing up the pity angle before. this guy knowvs howv to vwork a crowvd. 

its all fun and games if youre not outright disgusted by the nature of his personality. i think any followver vwould be hard-pressed to find a single instance in the last vweek vwhere this vweirdo said something that vwas both coherent and genuine at the same time. the vwhole HELMING dealio must be one hell of a stresser, but the least you could do is spare the rest of us. 

“misery lovwes company” personified, vwhether hes spreading vwoe through forcing us to read his repetitivwe shitposts or through that trademark brand of softcore bullying vwhere he somehowv manages to make evweryone vwant to comfort him instead of vwhatevwer poor sap he vwas actually insulting.