#2cumlord

[rocknrollerskates]

@2cumlord

GRRRR BARK BARK BARK GROWL SNARL GRRRR RUFF RUFF BARB BARK BARK

[turntidesgalley]

@2cumlord

lol thii2 ii2nt even 2omethiing where ii wa2 referenciing your po2t we ju2t thought that at the 2ame tiime.

[karkat62]

@2cumlord HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF GIVING ME A SNIDE RESPONSE AS YOU DESPERATELY CARESS YOUR OWN HUMILITY ORGAN WITH THE FEVERISH INTENT OF SOMEONE ABOUT TO BLOW A GASKET, YOU ZIP YOUR TOUCHNUBS TOGETHER AND DO A TWO STEP TANGO WITH YOUR OWN HEAVING DIPSHITTERY FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT. I’M GOING TO RIP YOU APART WITH NOTHING BUT MY TEETH AND WHEN THE CORONER FINDS YOUR PATHETIC CORPSE HE’LL GO “OH WOW! WHAT A SAD UGLY PIECE OF GUM!” AND KEEP ON WALKING. BECAUSE THAT’S HOW UNRECOGNIZABLE YOU’LL BE.

HAPPY NOW, ASSHOLE? “TEEHEE JUST SEND OUT YOUR OWN DEATH THREATS!!” OK FINE!!!!! HERE YOU GO! YOU DON’T EVEN DESERVE TO HAVE ME ACKNOWLEDGE YOU BUT NOW HERE WE ARE.

[rocknrollerskates]

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RESPOND TO MY TEXT ASS HOLE

i felt a super deep connection when we drank pepto vodka together that shit was pure and real we were like comrads

one day we're gonna get you to play some thing to see if that guitar was just a decor ation or if you can actually shred >:p

[microsoftedgy69]

@2cumlord replied to your post “Gonna start yelling Sollux at Sollux.”

lucky for you there2 liike 2iix dude2 on riight now who an2wer two that. you could 2tart a choru2.

I mean, we all know I’m Captor-positive, but they’re all secondary to me. You could say they’re... 2ollux.

[encryptiing]

(read thii2 a2 iif ii wa2 2ayiing iit 2arca2tiically) orange.

(read thii2 a2 iif ii wa2 2ayiing iit 2arca2tiically) thank2.

[encryptiing]

2cumlord

ii2 thii2 miine2plaiiniing.

don’t 2peak any word2.

[encryptiing]

2cumlord

wa2nt that liike a week ago.

liike two and a half week2.