ᎻᎬᏞᏞ

HeLl MoThErFuCkInG yEaH tAkInG oVeR ;o)

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

My little army

[literal-ghost]

@notoriousmonsterhunter

[archangelicsylveon]

@trollhousehold its u

[trollhousehold-blog]

That is a69ut what it feels like leading a re6elli9n.

Leading a 8unch 9f 6ird6rains I had persuaded with f99d.

... I l9ved all 9f my f9ll9wers th9ugh (:B

[trollhousehold-blog]

4TT3NT1ON HOUS3!

WHO W4NTS DND N1GHT?

M33T 1N TH3 L1V1NG ROOM YOU N3RDS!

1'M GONN4 H3LP YOU M4K3 YOUR CH4R4T3RS...

1F 1 L1K3 YOU >;P

[archangelicsylveon]

TZ...nobody want2 two do thii2, you try 2tartiing a DnD niight every few month2 and nobody ever 2how2 up but Vrii2ka and Tavro2, and then you and Vrii2ka try kiilliing eachother and Tavro2 leave2

[trollhousehold-blog]

>:( W3LL, 1TS NOT MY F4ULT 3V3RYON3 1S SO L4M3! 1 JUST W4NN4 H4V3 4 L1TTL3 FUN, BUT NOOOO- 3V3RYON3 1S TOO BUSY W1TH OTH3R TH1NGS!

WH4T DO YOU P3OPL3 3V3N DO 1N TH1S STUP1D HOUS3 4NYW4Y!?

[archangelicsylveon]

Are you really a2kiing

M e

What goe2 on iin the hou2e

TZ

When ii2 the la2t tiime you even 2melled me come out of my room

I havent gotten out of thii2 chaiir iin w e e k 2

[trollhousehold-blog]

3W.

[archangelicsylveon]

iim going two get up and roll on everythiing you own, ju2t two 2piite you.

And iim makiing KK help, he2 ju2t a2 bad a2 me

[trollhousehold-blog]

FUCK NO!

1'LL FUCK1NG ST4B YOU 1F YOU G3T 4NYWH3R3 N34R MY SH1T!

[trollhousehold-blog]

4TT3NT1ON HOUS3!

WHO W4NTS DND N1GHT?

M33T 1N TH3 L1V1NG ROOM YOU N3RDS!

1'M GONN4 H3LP YOU M4K3 YOUR CH4R4T3RS...

1F 1 L1K3 YOU >;P

[archangelicsylveon]

TZ...nobody want2 two do thii2, you try 2tartiing a DnD niight every few month2 and nobody ever 2how2 up but Vrii2ka and Tavro2, and then you and Vrii2ka try kiilliing eachother and Tavro2 leave2

[trollhousehold-blog]

>:( W3LL, 1TS NOT MY F4ULT 3V3RYON3 1S SO L4M3! 1 JUST W4NN4 H4V3 4 L1TTL3 FUN, BUT NOOOO- 3V3RYON3 1S TOO BUSY W1TH OTH3R TH1NGS!

WH4T DO YOU P3OPL3 3V3N DO 1N TH1S STUP1D HOUS3 4NYW4Y!?

[archangelicsylveon]

Are you really a2kiing

M e

What goe2 on iin the hou2e

TZ

When ii2 the la2t tiime you even 2melled me come out of my room

I havent gotten out of thii2 chaiir iin w e e k 2

[trollhousehold-blog]

3W.

[trollhousehold-blog]

4TT3NT1ON HOUS3!

WHO W4NTS DND N1GHT?

M33T 1N TH3 L1V1NG ROOM YOU N3RDS!

1'M GONN4 H3LP YOU M4K3 YOUR CH4R4T3RS...

1F 1 L1K3 YOU >;P

[archangelicsylveon]

TZ...nobody want2 two do thii2, you try 2tartiing a DnD niight every few month2 and nobody ever 2how2 up but Vrii2ka and Tavro2, and then you and Vrii2ka try kiilliing eachother and Tavro2 leave2

[trollhousehold-blog]

>:( W3LL, 1TS NOT MY F4ULT 3V3RYON3 1S SO L4M3! 1 JUST W4NN4 H4V3 4 L1TTL3 FUN, BUT NOOOO- 3V3RYON3 1S TOO BUSY W1TH OTH3R TH1NGS!

WH4T DO YOU P3OPL3 3V3N DO 1N TH1S STUP1D HOUS3 4NYW4Y!?

[trollhousehold-blog]

4TT3NT1ON HOUS3!

WHO W4NTS DND N1GHT?

M33T 1N TH3 L1V1NG ROOM YOU N3RDS!

1'M GONN4 H3LP YOU M4K3 YOUR CH4R4T3RS...

1F 1 L1K3 YOU >;P

[inthetags]

Reblog this and put in the tags what your blog would taste like

[trollhousehold-blog]

BeAn BoOzLeD…

sOmE pOsTs ArE kInDa Eh

AnD tHe ReSt ArE mImE

[archangelicsylveon]

ii thiink you meant “miine”, 2tupiid

[trollhousehold-blog]

Oh.

UhHh…

NoPe :o)

ToTaLlY mEaNt To Do ThAt :o)

[archangelicsylveon]

Yeah, 2ure you diid, ju2t liike you meant two drop your2elf off the roof la2t niight.

[trollhousehold-blog]

Yo… HoW’d YoU kNoW aBoUt ThAt?

[archangelicsylveon]

bECAU2E YOU FELL RIIGHT OUT2IIDE MY WIINDOW YOU DUMB FUCK-

[trollhousehold-blog]

Oh CoOl

I sHoUlDvE sAiD hI

[trollhousehold-blog]

OH FUCK

OH NO

WHAT THE HELL

WHAT THE FUCK

THE MAKARAS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE DAMN BLOG

[inthetags]

Reblog this and put in the tags what your blog would taste like

[trollhousehold-blog]

BeAn BoOzLeD…

sOmE pOsTs ArE kInDa Eh

AnD tHe ReSt ArE mImE

[archangelicsylveon]

ii thiink you meant “miine”, 2tupiid

[trollhousehold-blog]

Oh.

UhHh…

NoPe :o)

ToTaLlY mEaNt To Do ThAt :o)

[archangelicsylveon]

Yeah, 2ure you diid, ju2t liike you meant two drop your2elf off the roof la2t niight.

[trollhousehold-blog]

Yo... HoW'd YoU kNoW aBoUt ThAt?

[trollhousehold-blog]

:o)

[trollhousehold-blog]

HeLl YeAh, BrOtHeR

[trollhousehold-blog]

:o)

[inthetags]

Reblog this and put in the tags what your blog would taste like

[trollhousehold-blog]

BeAn BoOzLeD…

sOmE pOsTs ArE kInDa Eh

AnD tHe ReSt ArE mImE

[archangelicsylveon]

ii thiink you meant “miine”, 2tupiid

[trollhousehold-blog]

Oh.

UhHh...

NoPe :o)

ToTaLlY mEaNt To Do ThAt :o)

[inthetags]

Reblog this and put in the tags what your blog would taste like

[trollhousehold-blog]

BeAn BoOzLeD...

sOmE pOsTs ArE kInDa Eh

AnD tHe ReSt ArE mImE

[trollhousehold-blog]

FᏌᏟK YᎾᏌ

ᏆᎷ ᎻᎾᏆNᏩ ᎢᎾ ᎢᏌᎡN ᎷYᏚᎬᏞF ᏆNᎢᎾ Ꭺ ᎠᎬᎷᎾN ᎪNᎠ NᎾNᎬ ᎾF YᎾᏌ ᏟᎪN ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

Ꮖ ᎪᎷ ᏩᎾᏆNᏩ ᎢᎾ ᏚᎢᎬᎪᏞ ᎬᏙᎡᎡY ᏞᎪᏚᎢ ᏚᎾᏌᏞ ᏆN ᎢᎻᏆᏚ ᎷᎬᏚᏚᏆᎪᎻ FᎾᎡᏚᎪKᎬN ᎻᎾᏌᏚᎬ ᎪNᎠ NᎾ ᎷᎾᎢᎻᎬᎡFᏌᏟKᎡ ᏔᏆᏞᏞ FᏌᏟKᏆNᏩ ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

YᎾᏌ ᏟᎪNᎢ ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

[trollhousehold-blog]

... ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING?

[trollhousehold-blog]

YᎬᏚ.

[trollhousehold-blog]

FᏌᏟK YᎾᏌ

ᏆᎷ ᎻᎾᏆNᏩ ᎢᎾ ᎢᏌᎡN ᎷYᏚᎬᏞF ᏆNᎢᎾ Ꭺ ᎠᎬᎷᎾN ᎪNᎠ NᎾNᎬ ᎾF YᎾᏌ ᏟᎪN ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

Ꮖ ᎪᎷ ᏩᎾᏆNᏩ ᎢᎾ ᏚᎢᎬᎪᏞ ᎬᏙᎡᎡY ᏞᎪᏚᎢ ᏚᎾᏌᏞ ᏆN ᎢᎻᏆᏚ ᎷᎬᏚᏚᏆᎪᎻ FᎾᎡᏚᎪKᎬN ᎻᎾᏌᏚᎬ ᎪNᎠ NᎾ ᎷᎾᎢᎻᎬᎡFᏌᏟKᎡ ᏔᏆᏞᏞ FᏌᏟKᏆNᏩ ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

YᎾᏌ ᏟᎪNᎢ ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

[trollhousehold-blog]

... ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING?

[trollhousehold-blog]

FᏌᏟK YᎾᏌ

ᏆᎷ ᎻᎾᏆNᏩ ᎢᎾ ᎢᏌᎡN ᎷYᏚᎬᏞF ᏆNᎢᎾ Ꭺ ᎠᎬᎷᎾN ᎪNᎠ NᎾNᎬ ᎾF YᎾᏌ ᏟᎪN ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

Ꮖ ᎪᎷ ᏩᎾᏆNᏩ ᎢᎾ ᏚᎢᎬᎪᏞ ᎬᏙᎡᎡY ᏞᎪᏚᎢ ᏚᎾᏌᏞ ᏆN ᎢᎻᏆᏚ ᎷᎬᏚᏚᏆᎪᎻ FᎾᎡᏚᎪKᎬN ᎻᎾᏌᏚᎬ ᎪNᎠ NᎾ ᎷᎾᎢᎻᎬᎡFᏌᏟKᎡ ᏔᏆᏞᏞ FᏌᏟKᏆNᏩ ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

YᎾᏌ ᏟᎪNᎢ ᏚᎢᎾᏢ ᎷᎬ

[trollhousehold-blog]

HOW TO HANDLE YOUR MENTAL DISORDERS

JUST FUCKING SCREAM. SCREAM AT YOUR DEPRESSION.

IT SHOULD GO AWAY.

IF IT DOESN'T, SCREAM MORE. BE ANGRY. YOU NEVER ASKED FOR THESE FUCKING PROBLEMS. YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING. WHY ARE THEY BOTHERING *YOU*? THEY'RE NOT *YOUR* PROBLEM. IT'S THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM.

TELL THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

IT'S HARD TO BE SCARED WHEN YOU'RE LOUDLY CALLING OUT YOUR ANXIETY AND TELLING IT THAT IT'S A LITTLE QUIVERING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. DON'T WORRY, IT NEEDS TO KNOW.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF HOWEVER YOU NEED TO.

IF MY ADVICE DOESN'T WORK THEN DON'T COME CRYING TO ME, I'M NOT A THERAPIST.

[yeahworms]

appropriate answers to the question “what’s in your pants?”

- a knife

- bees

- i don’t know. i haven’t checked

- loose pudding

- a very small frog

- russia

- your mom

- no one knows

- i can’t remember

- the Void

- my legs

- amelia earhart’s lost plane

- a skeleton key

- a sword

- the bermuda triangle

- two million dollars

- Bones

- i’m not really sure what it is honestly

- bread?

- hhghhg.

- florida

- all the universe’s secrets

- jet fuel

- a tiny man who tells me what to do

- i don’t know, but It Has Eyes

- i used to know, but ever since The Accident, it’s all been a little hazy…

- a cat (if you listen closely you can hear it meow)

- extra snacks

- armageddon

- what’s in YOUR pants?

- Lizard…

- mothman

- every single digit in the number pi

- [just give them a hard, angry glare]

- man, even i don’t want to know

- every time i figure it out, i forget again

- a shoe

- a dead body

- snake!!!!!!!

- i can’t remember right now. check back with me later

feel free to add your own

[archangelicsylveon]

Absolutely perfect

[trollhousehold-blog]

HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS I GOT

4 SM4LL DR4GON

th3 l4w

my wwand (GROSS)

知りたいですか？私はあなたにそれをあげるよ〜カニ〜 (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS, DAMARA TYPED IT IN HERSELF)

)-(ORRORT-ERRORS

(ALL THREE OF THE CAPTORS SAID BEES)

D-> arrow

8=D< Would you like to view it? (HORUSS PULLED OUT... THE BLUE MENACE™ WHILE SWEATING PROFUSELY)

Righte9usness(???)

A whip and some frogs (ARADIA THEN PROCEEDED TO PULL A FROG OUT OF HER SKIRT???)

:33< Catnip

(^=°w°=^)< CATNIP

;33< SIGNLESS (NO. STOP. PLEASE.)

HoLd On LeT mE cHeCk (GAMZEE THEN PROCEEDED TO PULL OUT A HORN, A BOTTLE OF FAYGO AND A JAR OF FACEPAINT. AND HONESTLY I'M BOTH IMPRESSED AND GROSSED OUT.)

ᏚᎾᏌᏞᏚ

fIDUSPAWN CARDS

p1x1e st1cks

Lipstick

Spiders

Every lesbian in a ten mile radius

My vital 69dy parts and 9rgans

Spiders and a sword

Bitches i'vwe stolen from other people

SEVERAL DEAD BODIES. and extra miraculous elixir just in case. STILL INTERESTED? (NO)

I THINK THERE WERE MORE BUT I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF THEM

AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SAID HORRORTERRORS I'M JUST GONNA GUESS IT WAS FEFERI.