It Me

I’m here to shitpost and pet horses and cows

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

LEMON CHEESECAKE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[satanicpornocultshop]

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

[mozart-in-the-madness]

No matter what bad things happen in the world, let’s just always be grateful that Glee ended before Old Town Road came out

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[courtjessieter]

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[kernaka]

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[onlygirlsedit]

[ruinedchildhood]

The U.S. government wiping our memories after we all turn up at Area 51

[snommelp]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Someone: hires a woman

Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

[spacemonkeyg78]

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[babypunter3000]

“Buster, he’s gay, lmao.”

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[cheapshadesandshortcuts]

[pc-98s]

take me down to the

where the leaves are red and the ghosts are pretty

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have