Lair of the Wytche

Thou have stumbled upon the lair of the wytche. Mine name is Rosena Lalond. Violetblood. 9 Sweeps. She/Hers. I request thou make thyself comfortable while thou art here. ((Indie troll rose rp blog. please read links.))

[trollsappho-blog]

Jaspers enjoys being scratched behind the dorsal fin.

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I do not know why this website decided it prudent to require me to correctly perform seventeen separate captchas, but it did.

My mood is in the trenches.

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((Oh shit, this exists.))

[realfootage]

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Cute things to call your kismesis

You little shit.

A godless heathen.

Salt

Hessonite

Chives

Eye of newt

Dragonsblood

Mix into soup.

Heat on high for 20 minutes.

Serve hot with toast to ward off curses.

[illufinch]

its name is tootsy roll

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

trollsappho:

Make me an offer I cannot refuse.

i’ll post the photo of you in full trollgoth rapping for your celebrity crush!!

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That soundeth to me like a challenge. Talk about throwing down the gauntlet.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

did i ever tell you guys about that one time i visited rosena’s hive and her flamingoes thought i was part of their flock?

[trollsappho-blog]

I may or may not still have the video.

[hatethrob-blog]

Please post this.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

do NOT.

[trollsappho-blog]

Make me an offer I cannot refuse.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

trollsappho:

I may or may not still have the video.

#They aren’t MY flamingos #they are just there.

teach your flamingoes better manners, rosena, i know you talk to them.

[trollsappho-blog]

They make for excellent conversation, but alas, their brains do not comprehend higher thought processes than eat, shit, and breed.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

did i ever tell you guys about that one time i visited rosena’s hive and her flamingoes thought i was part of their flock?

[trollsappho-blog]

I may or may not still have the video.

[trollsappho-blog]

Little known fact, I have in fact taken to providing shelter and sustenance for the native winged billbeasts that inhabit this island. They are strange creatures; they stand in the shallows on one leg.

Their eggs are also delicious.

Additionally, so are they.

[trollsappho-blog]

Poem for Nrub’yiglith, Our Inevitable Devourer

With Fluthlu’s grinding the epoch of joy ends,

Heralds greater dangers which mine eyes awake,

Though witness thine beauty and fear we yet shall comprehend,

Existence you shall unmake.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

i want to be mad about the compromising that totally didn’t happen at all whatsoever but honestly i’m just tired.

[trollsappho-blog]

One wouldst take comfort then, that if such a compromising happened, which it did not, that the casualties would have been quite low in this instance. While wounded would abound, the informant would report a death toll of three (3), one subjugglator, one guardtroll, and one very, very old tree.

The news broadcast would have, in this hypothetical situation that did not happen, sent the contact a list of uncompromized safehives in the area, in theory.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

would this completely nonexistent news broadcast have received word of the safety of any totally hypothetical temporary residents? i haven’t been at all scared to check the email (which i don’t have access to, because it doesn’t exist).

[trollsappho-blog]

The completely nonexistent news broadcast has been informed that the safety of the similarly nonexistent residents is secured, and they ask only to spread the word, supposedly.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

i want to be mad about the compromising that totally didn’t happen at all whatsoever but honestly i’m just tired.

[trollsappho-blog]

One wouldst take comfort then, that if such a compromising happened, which it did not, that the casualties would have been quite low in this instance. While wounded would abound, the informant would report a death toll of three (3), one subjugglator, one guardtroll, and one very, very old tree.

The news broadcast would have, in this hypothetical situation that did not happen, sent the contact a list of uncompromized safehives in the area, in theory.

[artemispfeil-blog]

@trollsappho

I found this deserves a honorary mention. I knew of Sappho, and occassioanlly, saw her. A very talented woman indeed. Chairetísmata. I’m Artemis, it’s certainly nice to talk to you!

[trollsappho-blog]

Troll Sappho was an influential lyrical poet who was said to be a particular inspiration for the modern noble art of Slam Poetry. I am glad to see that her renown extends even to other worlds.

Greetings and salutations. I’m Rosena, and anyone who respects any iteration of Sappho is a friend of mine. The pleasure of making thy acquaintance is all mine.

[trollsappho-blog]

As a completely Empire-endorsed cryptid and paranormal focused production, none of you should be listening for the code names for a list of compromised safehives in the next broadcast of Keep Alternia Weird.

[sosuperawesome]

Crystal Crowns, Tiaras, Hair Pins and Barrettes by Gems And Bones on Etsy

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