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I deleted tumblr for awhile, anyways ACAB

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mystery fruit bowl in the forest

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ask me stuff plz :)

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REALLY YUMMY EASY MUGCAKE

ingredients 💕

-five double stuff oreos or regular doesn’t matter hehe

-five teaspoons milk

how 2 make

1. separate creme from oreo cookies

2. crush oreo cookies in a bag, as fine as u can get it

3. put creme in mug and melt for 30 secs, then combine w crushed cookies

5. after combined, add 5 teaspoons of milk and stir well

6. place in microwave for 1 min (will obviously vary per microwave) and after letting it cool for like a minute— enjoy :) frosting on top is optional but very yummy.

This is super easy and yummy/&/&/&1&:&;&:&::&;

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no one:

depop items on hold: $69420

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Imagine...

You’re living in 2019 and you still have yet to realize the best Cheez-Its are the Hot & Spicy flavor

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WHAT SHOULD MY TIKTOK USERNAME BE

like a weird one that is just like hmmm

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juicy drop pops are the black air force 1s of candy

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i wish i was the salt getting tenderly sucked off of a goldfish cracker

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disregard this if u want but i need to just write this down i can never seem to fully express the frustration that comes from being mediocre. i want to be in good classes but i can’t seem to get really good grades and that feeling when so many of ur friends have better grades in the same classes is crushing. im also terrified because the sport i do- i only do it so that i can feel some sort of worth and that i’m not even worse than i already am. im not even that good at it. and i have nothing in specific i am passionate about. nothing special. maybe im someone that people like to have as a friend but in a general image of the word i mean nothing. i have no valuable skills or talents or interests. these thinks occupy my brain the vast majority of the day, even when i’m doing fun stuff. i can’t fall asleep without thinking about it. i love to see my friends succeed but deep down it stings because it reminds me of how average i am. 

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if you make ur cat/dog go vegan/vegetarian bro are u ok????

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Girl in red has a song called girls which is all about being gay and a song called I wanna be your girlfriend which is also gay

absolute facts 

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based on these recent searches is the following person straight

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no one answered my question

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Hey BROCKHAMPTON is really good

fuck yea

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based on these recent searches is the following person straight

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I WILL SAY IT NOW AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. THE ENERGIZER BUNNY IS DISGUSTING I HATE IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING I WILL PAY TO WATCH IT DIE I HATE THAT THING I HATE IT