Live Fast, Die Young

Cleo Nefertiti || 20 || The Asp

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[trouble-itsnothere]

[knocks loudly on the door]

[puns-bullets-pointythings]

[raises a brow but walks over to his stereo and finds the song on his phone before plugging it in and turning up the volume] I’m Wade, by the way.

[trouble-itsnothere]

Enchanted. I'm Cleo. [perches on his desk] So, my friend, it is dare night here at the academy, and you've basically hit the jackpot.

[clears her throat] I'm a trained stripper, so unless you're gay or a prude, sit down and buckle up. [winks]

[i--c--u]

Would anyone like

[i--c--u]

[his eyes slam shut, his head suddenly jerking to a tilted angle, shaking his body shaking a bit before his head returns to normal and his eyes open, revealing a white iris instead of green. Voice raises to a boom, speaking in a much more formal tone than before] I am Guardian of the Nine Realms, Sworn Protector of Asgard and Guide to the Future King, I am above Midgardian mortals, even ones with such powers as yours!

[trouble-itsnothere]

[startles backwards, but does not lose her nerve. mumbles;] What the fuck?

See, there you go. Same old you again. Now what the fuck is this?

[bionicallybucky-blog]

  [follows Cleo obediently to her room, walking quickly to keep up with her] I haven’t heard her stuff before. Well, except for that one new song “Drunk in Love” — they play it on the radio all the time.

[trouble-itsnothere]

[nods] Okay, good start, good start.

[plugs her phone into a speaker] Let's throw a dance party up in this bitch. [plays Girls (Run the World) because it's her favorite.]

[bionicallybucky-blog]

  This is exactly what I’m talking about. Why’s she “the queen”? I don’t get it.

[trouble-itsnothere]

All right, little darling. Let's get you educated.

[starts to drag him to her room] Oop- Wait, hold up. You've never heard her stuff, right? Or are you just an idiot and don't like her?

[bionicallybucky-blog]

Okay, I’ll admit it: I don’t get what the big deal is with this “Beyonce” dame. Am I missing something here?

[trouble-itsnothere]

Oh I know I did not just hear you speak about the Queen like that!

[i--c--u]

Would anyone like

[i--c--u]

Referring to you as a Lady was not putting you beneath me.

Yes, but I already agreed to say yes to this one. There were others I did not agree to perform.

[trouble-itsnothere]

Oh come on, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your whole schtick. 

You reek of high-and-mighty.

[i--c--u]

Would anyone like

[i--c--u]

Do not speak of Darcy that way, Lady Cleo.

I am merely performing a task that has been handed to me. I gave them my word that I would do it and I will not back down from my word.

[trouble-itsnothere]

Don't speak to me like I'm below you.

[evenly] You're aware that those are optional, right?

[i--c--u]

Would anyone like

[i--c--u]

I know not of what you are talking about, Lady Cleo.

[trouble-itsnothere]

Well, I get some crazy bitch on my back telling me to keep my paws off you, and then here you are trying to get some.

[i--c--u]

Would anyone like

to make out with me?

[trouble-itsnothere]

Well, well, well. You didn't last long.

[trouble-itsnothere]

[knocks loudly on the door]

[puns-bullets-pointythings]

  [drops his hands to his sides as he backs up, raising a brow at her actions but doesn’t stop the smile spreading across his face] As long as you like The Smiths, it’s gonna be a good night.

[trouble-itsnothere]

Sick, I can work with that.

Put on Handsome Devil.

[trouble-itsnothere]

[knocks loudly on the door]

[puns-bullets-pointythings]

  [quickly opens the door, raising his brows and crossing his arms over his chest] Are you going to spite me if I say no? Not that it’d be the first time – I just wanna cover my bases before we get started.

[trouble-itsnothere]

Nah, that'd ruin all the fun. [backs him into his room and locks the door]

I have a much more fun agenda for you. Got any good music?

[trouble-itsnothere]

[knocks loudly on the door]

[damn-it-tony]

[opens the door and stares at the girl] Er… Yes?

[trouble-itsnothere]

Ooh, a Christian boy. Shit.

All right, it's dare night, baby. Let's get this party started. [lets herself into his room and locks the door] Tell me if it gets to be too much. [winks]

[trouble-itsnothere]

[knocks loudly on the door]

Hello, have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?

[trouble-itsnothere]

Show three guys your skill set and give em a show

All right, let's do this.

[trouble-itsnothere]

Opinion on Darcy?

Uptight and possessive as fuck, but not the worst bitch around here.

[trouble-itsnothere]

hottest three guys. go.

Let’s get real, Bucky Barnes is a piece of ass

Though he be but a dickbag, I’d fuck Stark in two seconds.

One could do worse than Wade Wilson

Ladies, hide your men (if they even are your men) because I’ve been doing my homework.